Re: i just had mu y brthday partu

[SurgePox]

I was gonna post here last night actually, lol.
guess why.

[smashbro]

You got ur fade on?

[SurgePox]

maybeh. :o

[Kallin]

I really thought all of the threads were the drunk thread. Can I just get an all access pass or something?

[smashbro]

I really thought all of the threads were the drunk thread. Can I just get an all access pass or something?

After reading this and what you posted in the Advaced Wars and Zelda threads, I just have to say: If I could hang out with anyone here, you'd be right up there after SurgePox.

[zach also rises]

People keep coming up to me and filling in the gaps of my memory. Man that was a legendary fucking party!

This is absolutely the drunk thread. Post away you drunk motherfuckers!

[JGH27]

Please share some of this legendary night with us Zach

[Kallin]

People keep coming up to me and filling in the gaps of my memory. Man that was a legendary fucking party!

This is absolutely the drunk thread. Post away you drunk motherfuckers!

Yeah, seriously man, go grab a beer or three and start telling us some stories. Hell, podcast that bitch. I'd watch it. Trading stories is pretty much my life.

[SurgePox]

There was this bottle of rum burning a hole in my liquor "cabinet," and I just had to get rid of it.

[Kallin]

There was this bottle of rum burning a hole in my liquor "cabinet," and I just had to get rid of it.

My liquor cabinet is the top of my refrigerator. And the top of my mini fridge. And two bottles in my freezer. The mini-fridge is the Beerararium. Also, try saying that word while drunk. That's it's official title, and it's really hard when you're about six hours into the night.

[SurgePox]

My cabinet is an undisclosed cool, dry place.

[JGH27]

Hmm, well last time I got wasted the after effects were.....ummm....interesting or perhaps normal. I dunno, it was a new experience or me.

It was the vodka (I'm stupid) pong night. Well I decided to play against this girl who I was not attracted to. Well I got wasted and was actually being funny and shit (knew only a few people there so I was drinking a lot and quickly). So she's having troubles with her boyfriend I guess (too drunk to know/remember at the time) and so we played and I kept apologizing during the night for various stuff (as I get VERY apologetic when drunk (and fighty apparently)) and apparently started flirting with her and told her I loved her. (I don't remember this) So sure enough the next morning I'd woken up next to her on the floor with her topless. I stand up and her boyfriend walks in and decks me before somebody tells them that she'd slept with someone else and came crying to me and I'd drunkingly comforted it her. So from there he apologizes and him and this other guy fight outside while everyone runs out leaving me and her alone. Sure enough she feel sorry for me and gets me ice. The guy comes back in as she's hugging me and apologizing and starts cursing wanting to fight me. He's being held back as I book it to my buddies car and we take off. A week later they break up and she starts pestering me to meet her and shit. Thankfully I lived 2 hours away and neither of us drive.

My most interesting night of drinking by far and quite funny in hindsight because of how over-the-top it was lol

[SurgePox]

Epic drunk story.
Did she have nice ta-tas?

[JGH27]

Epic drunk story.
Did she have nice ta-tas?

Yes, well I thought an Epic story would be a nice story kick off

And not really, I mean they were big but I prefer average I guess. I'm not a guy with high standards either (My best friend once told me "If you lowered your standards anymore you'd be accepting hookers" and she's probably right lol)

[SurgePox]

Ew bigger is not always better.
The larger they are the more likely that they sag, are uneven/lopsided, and all kinds of other nasty problems.

Still, bewbs is bewbs.