Lets kill stuff shall we?

[Avalanche91]

So basically I got blueprints to some sorta doomsday machine that lets me kill any number of a yet to determine species or objects. What kinda stuff shall we kill today?

you cant have musquito's or the human race though....musquito's will die as soon as I press the button and the human race will be enslaved when my masterplan comes to fruitation.....

[queen_camilla]

Oh please let me join in your world domination! I am pretty quiet (IRL) and I won't take up much space nor am I going to sell your secrets to opposing forces, promise.

*innocent look*

I'd like to destroy my high school cause I'm one of THOSE people traumatised by their high school years and wants to go to their 10 year reunion only to see how utterly miserable everyone else is.

Oh and there's a list of guys I'd happily kill. They've mostly been jerks to my best friend.

[MENTOK the MINDTAKER]

You DARE attempt to enslave humanity? Not while there are MIIIIIIIIINDS to MENTAKE!

[Avalanche91]

fine mr mindtaker, what would you use your doomsday machine for? aside from taking minds...whats phase 2?

[Raya]

Giant pandas. They're useless animals, and I'm fed up with them getting all the attention from conservationists. Earthworms are more ecologically important, but nobody gives a crap about them, do they? No, it's all about this stupid animal- the only reason it isn't extinct is becuse we think it's cute and keep trying to breed it (even though it won't). So yeah, screw the giant panda.

[MENTOK the MINDTAKER]

Who said I needed a doomsday machine to take minds? Sure it'll help improve the radius buuuuuuut, that's the elegance of my plan. There is no phase 2. Just one simple phase and ohhh.... I dunno.

Maybe command some armour to be made in my image? To solidfy any doubters from starting a coup.

[Avalanche91]

Giant pandas. They're useless animals, and I'm fed up with them getting all the attention from conservationists. Earthworms are more ecologically important, but nobody gives a crap about them, do they? No, it's all about this stupid animal- the only reason it isn't extinct is becuse we think it's cute and keep trying to breed it (even though it won't). So yeah, screw the giant panda.

yeah, were do panda's fit in the foodchain actually? isn't it just bamboo --> panda. end foodchain?

[Raya]

yeah, were do panda's fit in the foodchain actually? isn't it just bamboo --> panda. end foodchain?

Exactly. But it's worse than that. Bears are omnivorous, but the panda has forced itself to become vegetarian. And the only plant it eats is bamboo, which is nutritionally poor. So, in order for it to actually survive on its crappy diet, it has to spend the vast majority of its day eating. Which means it has very little time for anything else, like, say, reproducing.

Seriously, why the hell it isn't extinct already I have no idea.

[Fobbs McCloud]

Kill Yourself.

Eventually, It will happen to come with this. With conflict you create conlict, and with the wrong hands, besides, Nobody could make good use of this.

[Sanosukesama]

........I've lived for 25 years in this world, & never have I heard such a convincing argument to kill off the panda. Almost makes a man want to join your newsletter........ >.> <.< Then I remember that scene in Tropic Thunder with Ben Stiller where he kills the panda

@Camilla: I actually want to attend my high school reunion More or less along the same lines that you posted up, to see everyone's misery, but also to see the people I fell out of touch with. My years are a blur, except for senior year, but that's because I cut 75% of the year & had fun

[Shy Guy Red]

I like pandas. ='(

[JGH27]

fine mr mindtaker, what would you use your doomsday machine for? aside from taking minds...whats phase 2?

Phase 3: Profit

Also, same Camilla on the reunion deal. I wanna go back and be able to say and I quote

Spoiler:

"Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you, You wanna fuck me, You wanna fuck me and I'll let you, Surprised you're still alive, I'm better than you, You've gotten fat, and Fuck you all"

[Sanosukesama]

^ JGH, you make me smile.... Do you need a hug man, it'll be a manly hug I swear!
Edit: We'll bring Camilla too, so it'll be a group hug! After all......'We should hug more....'

@ ShyGuy: /comfort The panda will overcome, like Raya mentioned, it has so far.....

[Ansem]

Bill o'reilly

[Serras-Kai]

Everyone who says "the cake is a lie" IRL on a regular basis.