Re: Worst Date EVAR!

SurgePox · SurgePox on Sun May 31, 2009 9:22 pm

so, prom was fun Razz

zach also rises · zach also rises on Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:26 am

On our first date, I took her to see The Breakup.

Then she told me she had chlamydia.

smashbro · smashbro on Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:06 am

SurgePox wrote:so, prom was fun

... I wore gold at mine too... Well, my junior one at least. Guess we're cool like that. Cool

Wore cyan for Senior ball.

SurgePox · SurgePox on Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:41 pm

smashbro wrote:
SurgePox wrote:so, prom was fun

... I wore gold at mine too... Well, my junior one at least. Guess we're cool like that.

Wore cyan for Senior ball.

I never said I wore gold...

who's the stalker now?

smashbro · smashbro on Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:38 pm

SurgePox wrote:
smashbro wrote:
SurgePox wrote:so, prom was fun

... I wore gold at mine too... Well, my junior one at least. Guess we're cool like that.

Wore cyan for Senior ball.

I never said I wore gold...

who's the stalker now?

You're the one who added me on Facebook.

JGH27 · JGH27 on Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:43 pm

SurgePox wrote:
who's the stalker now?

Me

JGH27 · JGH27 on Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:17 am

So, I've got 2 more bad dates (1 of these days I'll meet someone who'll treat me right.........well hoping at least lol).

First: Met a girl for coffee (her name was Janice (so far every girl I've dated/met has started with a J besides 1)). It went well and she wanted me to go to church with her the next day and meet her parents. Well I did (not religous at all) and her parents loved me. I had a bunch of people trying to force THEIR beliefs down my throat and was ready to tell them off if not because of who I was with. So we go for a walk after (her parents were impressed with how I handled myself and me and her went for a walk alone). She tells me she can't date someone who gets along with her parents because they'd side with them over her. I told her it was bs because I'd be there for her as Id be dating her not her parents. She still "couldn't" and I laughed in her face despite trying not to.

Second: I met Amber at a bar for drinks (2nd ever to not start with a J lol) and I was trying to make convo. Something I tend to lack in. I was asking questions and she was giving me "Yes"/"no" answers. Eventually she says she'll be back in a sec and goes and talks to some guy. Leaves with him while kissing him on the lips (like planted it good) and is gone. No idea what happened but meh.

So I continue to fail at dating lmao

Fobbs McCloud · Fobbs McCloud on Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:31 am

For the first one, I can't decide if that's funny or extreme stupidity.

smashbro · smashbro on Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:53 pm

I think it would kinda bite you if you date more J-named girls cause what if you accidently confuse her name with someone else. THEN you'd be fucked,

Sanosukesama · Sanosukesama on Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:58 pm

Sounds like someone's fucking with you man, to meet back to back beezy's like that :/

SurgePox · SurgePox on Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:05 pm

Hate to sound like a jerk, but odds are if you are at church they aren't really so wrong to be putting their beliefs out there. it's implied that everyone there is down for hearing what they have to say.
Still, that's rough.

JGH27 · JGH27 on Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:45 pm

smashbro wrote:I think it would kinda bite you if you date more J-named girls cause what if you accidently confuse her name with someone else. THEN you'd be fucked,

It's happened lol Thankfully not while I was with either 1. I would be talking to my friends and would occasionally get Jess (my first gf) and Jenn (girl who I love but doesn't love me) mixed up.

Surge: Understandable but when they literally won't let you leave until you "save your soul" it tends to get to me. I see your point though.

Fobby: I'm choosing to LMFAO at her extreme stupidity

Sanosukesama: I don't believe someones fucking with me so much because almost every girl I've dated has done similar shit like this. Though I've had people fuck with me like that in highschool.

Avalanche91 · Avalanche91 on Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:58 am

Ugh, headache. been gone a week and the entire forum has forgotten about me. Something similar to a long date, you could say. Just had the exams and went out to a small island in the north of Holland for a week with girls I hang out with a lot. There was one other guy along so if we were to divide it, we both would have 3 girls. He just got together with one of the girls though, so that leaves me with 5. Needless to say right now the life is sucked out of me :p I slept in a tent with 3 other girls, 2 people a cabin. I still can't say wether it is lucky or unfortunate but the weather in Holland sucks, and sucks even more on a island. So the first two nights we start cuddling up against each other and the third night we start making out. I've been hanging out with all those girls for 2 years, and never figured her out of all of them for a closet pervert. There was a unspoken agreement that we would stick with being make-out buddies and we wouldn't let the rest notice, so no strings attached.

Ow, also going to clubs....Nothing for a guy like me. I atracted two ugly girls and one gay guy....I really apreciated the girls help with that last one. One pushed him off and the rest starts dancing against and around me seductivly to scare him off :p

TheHunted · TheHunted on Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:00 pm

I changed my mind sorry. The worst date for me ever though ended up with my friend leaving me, taking his girlfriend and my girlfriend home, alone. And I had to walk home.

Avalanche91 · Avalanche91 on Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:30 am

hehe wauw, compared to some of the stories here I am a lucky dastard indeed