Worst Date EVAR!

[Naturi]

Im going on a date tonight *gulp* Though he is yummy *yip ee*

And though why not ask people their best or worse experiences when going on a date. (Also Im so bored at work, I think my brain as melted)

GO GO

[Serras-Kai]

I've..... never been on a date.
But once, a friend of mine and his girlfriend at the time had just gone on a date, they got back to his place, things had just gotten romantic and....
I walk in.
I've done this (not just to him, either) several times.

[SurgePox]

She practiced witchcraft.

end of story.

[smashbro]

2 weeks ago. Senior Ball. Fuckin awesome.

[Fobbs McCloud]

I have a girlfriend.

Her name's Jill.

[JGH27]

Umm, my worst date by far has trumped anyones I know so far.

Basically I meet this girl, I let her choose the restaurant (mistake number 1), $70 later we're driving around (her car as I don't drive) and we're chatting. All is going well. Then she wants to go back to my place, I had to tell her my moms home and it just wouldn't work out. Can't go to her place because her dad would kill me basically. So she suggests a motel, me being pretty into her figures why not (mstake #2). So I pay ($70 for a room) and things are going. Well have way through suddenly she says "STOP" (I'm confused) then she says "GET THE F*CK OUT". I'm like WTF? and she says "It's not bad enough I give you a shot with YOUR looks but you suck to boot". A few things were said including me saying "Well what's your rate and I'll pay half of it" which had her throw something at me.

I left and walked 2 hours in the cold rain home cursing every step. Since then I figured she's a wh*** and used me to get a free room to use. Needless to say it was a bad date.

Do I win?

[SurgePox]

Yeah, you win.

[JGH27]

Funny, I don' feel like a winner......

[Serras-Kai]

Funny, I don' feel like a winner......

I don't feel like a loser. That doesn't mean neither of us are such.

[JGH27]

Funny, I don' feel like a winner......

I don't feel like a loser. That doesn't mean neither of us are such.

True say

[Naturi]

Do I win?

Unfortunately you do

[Sanosukesama]

Dude, you win a beer on my tab. That sucks man...

[Avalanche91]

try hooking up with you're bisexual ex gf and her current gf and almost getting it too a threeway yeah I was shocked too. Ex decided she wasn't up for it at the last moment...to bad cause her current gf was clearly diggin the idea.

To this day forth I tease them with the memory off that day.



Ironically this is all the dating experience I have. Only bad thing about it was that it was awkward

[MENTOK the MINDTAKER]

I don't know if this is going to catch the ire or praise of other members here but regarding my recent trip to the US I actually had a pretty good date~

I meet some friendly americans who accomodated me while I was staying in St Louis, they introduce me to some of their friends. One lovely lady named Jen, we exchanged all of about four sentences with each other... something like this:

Me: G'day I'm Chris, nice to meet you. *shakes hand*
Jen: Hi Chris I'm Jen. *shakes hand*

~Not too far from that point in time as Jen is leaving the apartment~

Jen: Nice meeting you Chris!
Me: Nice meeting you too! (basically)

Now there isn't any hidden inuendo in that interaction so stop looking guys, later that day I get taken out to a mile long shopping mall, one of the agenda's was my hosts finding me an "American Woman" which consumed about 6 hours of the rest of the day. No real attempts were made and majority of ladies were either 20 years my junior or senior... not gonna happen.

However when I/we get back to the apartment I find one of the roomies looking under cushions and clutter for something, I ask unwittingly

Me: Lost something mate?
H: Yeah a peice of paper, for you actually.

Obviously this confused me, I'd been in St Louis for all of about 3 days... what could be on a piece of paper for me!? Turns out he had been dropped off at the apartment earlier that day by Jen and she asked him "Do you think the aussie is home?" Obviously since he'd been out for 'x' amount of hours he had no idea, so Jen came up to look around. I wasn't there.

So eventually the number is found, I call Jen up and we got together for a night on the town and hanged out for a few days after that at her place too. So the irony of this story is that I was taken out to find a lady when one was searching me out where I was staying. Hehe

[Avalanche91]

I don't know if this is going to catch the ire or praise of other members here but regarding my recent trip to the US~

I meet some friendly americans who accomodated me while I was staying in St Louis, they introduce me to some of their friends. One lovely lady named Jen, we exchanged all of about four sentences with each other... something like this:

Me: G'day I'm Chris, nice to meet you. *shakes hand*
Jen: Hi Chris I'm Jen. *shakes hand*

~Not too far from that point in time as Jen is leaving the apartment~

Jen: Nice meeting you Chris!
Me: Nice meeting you too! (basically)

Now there isn't any hidden inuendo in that interaction so stop looking guys, later that day I get taken out to a mile long shopping mall, one of the agenda's was my hosts finding me an "American Woman" which consumed about 6 hours of the rest of the day. No real attempts were made and majority of ladies were either 20 years my junior or senior... not gonna happen.

However when I/we get back to the apartment I find one of the roomies looking under cushions and clutter for something, I ask unwittingly

Me: Lost something mate?
H: Yeah a peice of paper, for you actually.

Obviously this confused me, I'd been in St Louis for all of about 3 days... what could be on a piece of paper for me!? Turns out he had been dropped off at the apartment earlier that day by Jen and she asked him "Do you think the aussie is home?" Obviously since he'd been out for 'x' amount of hours he had no idea, so Jen came up to look around. I wasn't there.

So eventually the number is found, I call Jen up and we got together for a night on the town and hanged out for a few days after that at her place too. So the irony of this story is that I was taken out to find a lady when one was searching me out where I was staying. Hehe

That story pretty much summarises how a romantical comedy works indeed :p