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Re: Riddle Me This

Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:27 am

Plushie Elephant! >:3

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Post  Smashy B on Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:29 am

No, you take the 'F' out of SAFE and the 'F' out of WAY.

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Re: Riddle Me This

Post  SurgePox on Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:09 am

smashbro wrote:No, you take the 'F' out of SAFE and the 'F' out of WAY.

"There is no F in way!"

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Re: Riddle Me This

Post  Eiron on Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:56 pm

Ok, so some guy is at his sentancing hearing after he was arrested for being too cool. The judge says to him "You are allowed to make one statement. If it is true, I will sentance you to four years in prison. If it is false, I will sentance you to six years." The man thinks a minute, then gives his answer. The judge pauses, and then decides to free him. What did the man say?

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Re: Riddle Me This

Post  JGH27 on Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:00 pm

Did he say that they had the wrong man?

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Post  Eiron on Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:05 pm

Nope. Also, this one is still technically open.

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The man who invented it doesn't want it, the man who bought it doesn't need it, the man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

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Re: Riddle Me This

Post  JGH27 on Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:06 pm

I know the answer

Spoiler:
It's a casket

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Post  Eiron on Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:11 pm

You are correct sir!

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Re: Riddle Me This

Post  JGH27 on Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:41 pm

Heres another 1

As I went across the bridge, I met a man with a load of wood which was neither straight nor crooked. What kind of wood was it?

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Post  Eiron on Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:11 pm

> _>

Ummmmm
Is this a PG-13 rated riddle?

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Re: Riddle Me This

Post  JGH27 on Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:26 pm

LMFAO

Ya it's not a dirty riddle

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Post  Smashy B on Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:11 pm

I thought it was a dirty riddle when I first read it myself lolpenislol.
But I've thought about it... Is it sawdust?

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Re: Riddle Me This

Post  SurgePox on Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:51 pm

smashbro wrote:I thought it was a dirty riddle when I first read it myself lolpenislol.
But I've thought about it... Is it sawdust?
we have a winner

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Re: Riddle Me This

Post  JGH27 on Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:19 pm

Indeed

Smashbro got it

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Re: Riddle Me This

Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:04 am

Ooh~ Since nobody has a riddle. I'm going to bore you guys with my useless nonsense.

There was once a brave Man,
fearless in all the land.
One brave soul this chap was,
And strived to be the best that ever was.
But one fine day,
Young Jimmy came,
Told of a Monster that would suck my blood away.
The Brave man dashed,
The Brave man crashed,
Tried to run away from the monster.
But when it came,
it sucked his blood away.
Had a feast 'till the light of day.

What is the monster?

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Post  Gorblax on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:25 am

"800-588-2300-VAMPIRE!" (Today!)

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Re: Riddle Me This

Post  Smashy B on Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:50 pm

My sister and I were constantly fighting until it came to a point where my mother was tired of the fighting. Mom, clever as she is, punished us by ordering us to stand on the same piece of newspaper, but in a way that neither my sister nor myself touch each other.

How the hell did mother manage do that?

Edit: There has to be no way neither of us could touch each other.


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Re: Riddle Me This

Post  SurgePox on Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:12 pm

...by buying two newspapers?

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Re: Riddle Me This

Post  Smashy B on Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:25 pm

smashbro wrote: the same piece of newspaper
Just one piece/newspaper.

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Re: Riddle Me This

Post  Eiron on Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:31 pm

Fobby wrote:Ooh~ Since nobody has a riddle. I'm going to bore you guys with my useless nonsense.
LIES.

Eiron wrote:Ok, so some guy is at his sentancing hearing after he was arrested for being too cool. The judge says to him "You are allowed to make one statement. If it is true, I will sentance you to four years in prison. If it is false, I will sentance you to six years." The man thinks a minute, then gives his answer. The judge pauses, and then decides to free him. What did the man say?

To smashbro: Unfold it.

To Fobby: A chupecabra.


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Re: Riddle Me This

Post  Smashy B on Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:33 pm

Eiron wrote:To smashbro: Unfold it.
Sorry, I should specify that there has to be no way neither of us could touch each other.

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Re: Riddle Me This

Post  Eiron on Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:40 pm

I think I missed something...If the newspaper isn't folded up, even if its just a single sheet, wouldn't there be enough room for two people to not touch each other?

Although, from your response, I guess that isn't it anyways. *thinks some more.*

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Post  SurgePox on Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:56 pm

smashbro wrote:
smashbro wrote: the same piece of newspaper
Just one piece/newspaper.
It could have been two copies of the same paper.

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Re: Riddle Me This

Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:48 pm

Ahaha. I know Smashbro's.

And no.

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Re: Riddle Me This

Post  SurgePox on Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:26 pm

Is it something lame like "Break the news" (into pieces)

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