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Post  Formula1 on Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:52 pm

ANybody got any ideas?

Its most likely someone from Brawl..........................
And its most likely someone with a Body Dismembering move of somesort...

I haven't been here in a long time so.........
I don't think this is up to date...
>.>
<.<
Yeah.....
but nonetheless...
continue...

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Metaknight
Just Because Metaknight Likes to wear the skin of people over himself and pretend hes not a metal Garbage Can that has a Soul.
It would be a direct link to silence of the lambs, and He is Famed for his Tiny Swift little Cuts

Zelda/Sheik
Just Because all stories these days love to put twists on things, and It would be the fun idea of Sheik as the Psychotic Side of Zelda.
That and she has The Smallest things that you can use to cut.

I'm gunna Make a Poll
Heres a List of the Characters, Since THe max Poll choices are ten and theres obviously more Charaters then that
1. Bowser
2. Captain Fal€on**
3. Diddy Kong
4. Donkey Kong
5. Falco Lombardi
6. Fox McCloud
7. Ganondorf*
8. Ice Climbers
9. Ike
10. Jigglypuff*
11. King Dedede*
12. Kirby
13. Link
14. Luigi
15. Lucario*
16. Lucas
17. Mario
18. Marth
19. Master Hand**
20. Meta Knight*****
21. Mr. Game & Watch*
22. Ness*
23. Olimar & Pikmin***
24. Pikachu
25. Pit*
26. Pokemon Trainer
27. Princess Peach
28. Princess Zelda/Sheik*****
29. R.O.B.
30. Samus Aran
31. Solid Snake*
32. Sonic the Hedgehog**
33. Toon Link
34. Tabuu***
35. Wario
36. Wolf*
37. Yoshi***
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Post  Harlan Phoenix on Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:49 pm

I personally think it's Tabuu.

I have no logic behind this, just a gut feeling.

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Post  SkylerOcon on Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:59 pm

It's Master Hand. Think about it. He's a floating, dismembered hand, and he's out to make the world (or in this case, the Mushroom Kingdom) his pain.

Or at least that's what I think. I'm curious that if Master Hand does end up in this, how will they like... animate him?

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Post  Dobs on Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:21 pm

I was going to say that it was Tabuu, after all it IS based on brawl. Then again, it COULD be master hand doing the work of Tabuu... but the police would have known who it was because they have encountered MAster HAnd before.

My vote is for Tabuu, or Subspace Minion.

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Post  Formula1 on Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:42 pm

I'd say Master Hand is the Overlord in all this political Corruption.
While Taboo is going to be an ex model that turned into Tranny Stripper.
-She was the hottest girl out there... Turns out she wasnt a gurl at all....

I think this murderer is too low for those two... They are doing bigger better things...

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Post  DMise on Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:50 pm

Yea, I have no clue =/


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Post  Gorblax on Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:58 am

First of all, I suggest that there is not one, but TWO killers. Wario states that all that was left of "those kids they found"- Roy and Pichu- were their "tiny guts." Why would someone need a hollowed out body? One word: taxidermy. After all, you can't have a Smash story without trophies... I'd put the blame on Mr. Game & Watch, who, as explained by the plot of Brawl, has the ability to bring trophies to life.

Mewtwo's killer, however, was someone else entirely. If you listen to the police report, there's obviously much more than the internal organs left behind. I suggest the enigmatic Ganondorf hired a hitman, maybe Snake or Wolf, to take advantage of the commotion and destabilize the stalemate by offing one of the mob bosses.

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Post  Zoook on Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:09 pm

*watches Lakitu News #1*

Hmm, yeah. How is it that nobody's said Kiby yet? He fits the description perfectly; he's a madman according to the news, and he eats everything.

My vote is for the super-tough pink puff.

(It's really Yoshi)

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Post  Gorblax on Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:59 pm

That doesn't make sense at all. Kirby's been locked up for the last 5 years.

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Post  solarsun on Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:58 pm

I think its Yoshi! Razz

It would be irronic that such a cute lovable dinosaur goes and eats everything.

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Post  Smashy B on Sat Sep 27, 2008 12:26 pm

I'd say Mr. Game and Watch, because he's 2-D and i dunno,... just cause.
I dunno, but it could be Meta Knight.
I doubt that it would be Master Hard or Taboo, just because it would be hard to cast them.

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Post  Gorblax on Sat Sep 27, 2008 7:47 pm

It doesn't really strike me as something Meta Knight would do. I think everyone with a sword is going to end up on the police force, anyway- Link, Marth, Ike, Pit, and Meta Knight.

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Post  ghostofthevoid on Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:18 pm

Well, okay. Since Kirby is a Hannibal Lecter parody, and Peach trying to use him to get into the mind of a killer is a parody of Silence of the Lambs, I would imagine the new murderer is in some capacity a Buffalo Bill parody. Buffalo Bill, if memory serves, was a transvestite who pretended to be injured in order to lure women to him so he could murder them and craft from their remains a "woman suit."

o.O;;

So let's see:
-Meta-Knight could possibly be it, but I doubt it. These are twisted versions of the characters, not completely different ones. Meta-Knight is actually just a blue Kirby with a sword, cape and mask.
-Zelda. Reverse equivalent to Buffalo Bill, fits the crossdressing bit.
-The way Wario was speaking about it, and how scary he overall is, it could be him, but we're not entirely sure yet.

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Post  Gorblax on Sun Sep 28, 2008 12:23 am

I believe Wario's role in the overall story has been fulfilled. He's a skuzzy crook and nothing more. Maybe he also runs a prostitution ring or something, but I doubt he's the killer. And I'm not going to stand here and let you talk shit about the princess. You wanna take this outside?

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Post  Smashy B on Sun Sep 28, 2008 2:18 am

It's me. (av)
I mean, just look at me. I have the face of a killer.

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Post  Gorblax on Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:34 am

I always knew that Squirtle was up to something... something unspeakable...

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Post  Shukuwuku on Sun Sep 28, 2008 1:45 pm

Maybe Toad got pissed that he wasn't in any of the Smash Bros games and became the murderer out of pure anger. He was about to murder that lady in the alley way, but he held back and just smacked her upside the head instead. That's my theory geek

A serious theory now: It has to be someone that can logically move from each of these places so quickly without being seen. It wouldn't be a swordsman because they would do a simple slice & dice and then be out of there (so no Metaknight). Knowing how his mind works, Snake wouldn't kill randomly like this. Master Hand, Crazy Hand or Tabuu would be most logical. Tabuu would be able to get Mewtoo and rip him to shreds quite easily. All Master/Crazy Hand has to do is flatten them into a pancake and that'll leave for a bloody mess. idk, those are my thoughts on it Very Happy

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Post  Gorblax on Sun Sep 28, 2008 1:50 pm

The problem is that most of you are thinking of this as a sci-fi/fantasy mystery. This is a gritty gangster mystery. There's no room for a Master Hand or Tabuu character.

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Post  gaiages on Sun Sep 28, 2008 1:57 pm

You know, I'd laugh if it was Captain Falcon. It's just was awesome. Of course, that doesn't make any sense, though...

As for the spectculation, I pretty much agree to what Gorblax said. It seems to make sense. Although, Yshi could be the culprit as well... Oooh, this is fun to think about. x3

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Post  Pyramid Head on Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:55 pm

I'm thinking King Dedede. Gut feeling on my part (He also has that suck-up move)

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Post  Gorblax on Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:31 pm

gaiages wrote:You know, I'd laugh if it was Captain Falcon. It's just was awesome. Of course, that doesn't make any sense, though...

As for the spectculation, I pretty much agree to what Gorblax said. It seems to make sense. Although, Yshi could be the culprit as well... Oooh, this is fun to think about. x3

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Post  Harlan Phoenix on Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:41 pm

Gorblax wrote:The problem is that most of you are thinking of this as a sci-fi/fantasy mystery. This is a gritty gangster mystery. There's no room for a Master Hand or Tabuu character.

There's no room for a character that eats things and is a tiny ball, or a character that's a giant monster turtle, or...

Any character can be adapted to fit the context of any said adaptation. I honestly don't think Tabuu would be as bright or showy as he is in the games if he appears.

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Post  Gorblax on Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:58 pm

That's a terrible argument and you know it.

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Post  solarsun on Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:02 pm

I can't wait to see their adaption to most characters that do show up here. It's so dark and mysterious that I just can't wait to see it.

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Post  KyoTe on Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:23 pm

ghostofthevoid wrote:Well, okay. Since Kirby is a Hannibal Lecter parody, and Peach trying to use him to get into the mind of a killer is a parody of Silence of the Lambs, I would imagine the new murderer is in some capacity a Buffalo Bill parody. Buffalo Bill, if memory serves, was a transvestite who pretended to be injured in order to lure women to him so he could murder them and craft from their remains a "woman suit."

-Zelda. Reverse equivalent to Buffalo Bill, fits the crossdressing bit.



I think i idea of reversing buffalo bill into a woman pretending to be a man is by far the best idea i've read yea at to who the cannibal is....

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