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Post  Gorblax on Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:41 am

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1. You go "Da da da daaaaaaa!" whenever someone gives you a gift.
2. You break your leg and eat a hot dog to recover health.
3. You've ever tried to jump to the second floor of a building instead of walking up the stairs.
4. You don't think the tanooki suit is completely ridiculous.
5. Your entire musical knowledge comes from the soundtracks of Guitar Hero, Rock Band, Tony Hawk, and GTA.

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Post  Sonix! on Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:45 am

It had to happen sometime, lol.

6. You jump off a cliff thinking you have extra lives
7. You get in a fight and expect your opponent to take turns hitting each other.
8. No matter how hurt you get, you can always heal by eating food.
9. You try to defeat your 'boss' in order to get to the next level.

More when I can think of more, lol

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Post  Eiron on Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:48 am

10. You injure yourself, and wonder how much damage you took. (I've done this. >_> I fell out of bed after a long day of video gaming, and the first thing I thought was "How much damage did that do?")

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Post  SurgePox on Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:54 am

11. You've attempted to double jump (more than once for me)
12. You sing the FF fanfare every time you are successful.

13. You have Carpal Tunnel syndrome.

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Post  Serras-Kai on Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:57 pm

14. You yell "Falcon Punch!" whenever you hit someone.
15. Every time you enter a large room, you wonder what the boss will be like.
16. You flick your hand like a Wii remote when you should be hitting someone.
17. You have actually tried a Street Fighter combo in a real fight.

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Post  Smiles on Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:17 pm

18. when you start speaking in text boxes
19. when you start seeing lens flares if you look at a bright light
20. when you start breaking boxes looking for gold and throwing rocks hoping ruppees will fall out of them...

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Post  Blue Madness on Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:08 pm

21. You think entering other people's houses without permission, breaking their vases and going away with whatever valuable items they have is a normal activity.
22. You hit trees hoping money will fall from them.
23. You try to put something away by placing it behind yourself.
24. You think strangers will have useful information about something you have to do.
25. (Edited) You think rolling or falling butt-first when landing from a long fall can avoid damaging your body.
26. You think first-aid kits will heal you instantly.


Last edited by Blue Madness on Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:25 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Making it more absurd)

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Post  Smashy B on Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:44 pm

27. When you are holding a gun, it is always right in front of you in the bottom half portion of your peripheral vision.
28. You think wearing a cape will ACTUALLY make you fly.
29a. You think mushrooms aren't really as bad as people say they are... Very Happy
29b. You think eating mushrooms will make you bigger, smaller, or give you more lives.
29c. You think eating a flower will allow to to throw fire.
30. You think that animals are people too. In every way.
31. Every time you get shot, you think that if you just find some cover, you'll heal yourself.
32. You start a-talking with a crappy Italian accent and a-you are not Italian.

Sonixhu wrote:6. You jump off a cliff thinking you have extra lives
OSHI- I think I did
Blue Madness wrote:25. You think rolling after a fall [stirke]or falling butt-first[/strike] can avoid damaging your body.
It actually works... trust me.

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Post  Relmitos on Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:06 pm

33. You think that dressing up like a frog will let you swim easier
34. You think that wearing a blue outfit will allow you to breath under water
35. You get to a gate and you think you hear "Hey! Listen!"
36. You carry around bottles filled with red liquid just in case you get hurt

24b. You think that walking up to people and staring at them will make people talk to you all the time

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Post  Blue Madness on Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:24 pm

smashbro wrote:
Blue Madness wrote:25. You think rolling after a fall or falling butt-first can avoid damaging your body.
It actually works... trust me.
Not from any height. Twisted Evil
But, if that's so, I'll edit it as to make it more absurd.

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Post  Smashy B on Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:58 pm

37a. You speak in memes
37b. Memes are apart of your everyday conversations
38. You think that if you play a lovely melody on any flute-like instrument, something will happen.
39. Your world is your sand box.
40. You think you can save your progress by sitting on a toilet. (I'm surprised none of you NMH fans did this.)

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Post  Blue Madness on Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:00 pm

smashbro wrote:37a. You speak in memes
37b. Memes are apart of your everyday conversations
This is not a sign of playing too many videogames scratch
More like being too much on the internet...

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Post  Serras-Kai on Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:49 pm

41. When you pick up an object that can be used as a weapon, you immediately try to determine what it's element is.
42. When someone meets up with you, you asl them what their stats and equipment are.
43. You have tried to kill something/someone by jumping on them.
44. Wherever you go, you hum a song as you BGM.
45. You occasionally jump to see if there is an invisible box above you.
46. When you see a flag, you immediately try to jump, grab onto the pole, and try to bring the flag down.
47. You yell out the name of every attack as you use it.
48. You honestly believe that when your damage percentage is too high, you will fly away when hurt.
49. You have ever used a strategy you use in games in real life. (example: camping in a paintball match)
50. You and your friends play "capture the flag" dodgeball, paintball, ect.
51. When you put something in your pockets/bag you immediately calculate both how many item slots you have left and how many the item takes up.

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Post  JGH27 on Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:04 pm

52. You have smashed a glass filled with a liquid expecting a door to appear
53. You have tried flying on a carpet
54. You always kick in doors instead of using the handle because you're expecting someone to be waiting on the otherside
55. You have attached a vaccuum to the top of your car for the purpose of sucking up ghosts

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Post  Smashy B on Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:06 pm

Serras-Kai wrote:49. You have ever used a strategy you use in games in real life. (example: camping in a paintball match)
50. You and your friends play "capture the flag" dodgeball, paintball, ect.
51. When you put something in your pockets/bag you immediately calculate both how many item slots you have left and how many the item takes up.
I think those would happen even without video games.

56a. You think that playing Madden NFL is just as good as playing the real sport. OWN'D
56b. You don't care about (American) football, unless it involves a controller.
57. You treat pro gaming just like it's a real sport. OWN'D

Ninja'd. Had to edit numbers.

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Post  SurgePox on Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:08 pm

58. You have no more money
59. You have replaced all of your friends with Sims.
60. You need to seek counseling for your severe addiction.

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Post  Blue Madness on Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:10 pm

^ So true it hurts.

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Post  Smashy B on Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:15 pm

61. If you've ever LARP'd in your life.
62. Your idea of "role playing" is being a character from WoW.

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Post  Weldar on Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:28 pm

Gorblax wrote:
5. Your entire musical knowledge comes from the soundtracks of Guitar Hero, Rock Band, Tony Hawk, and GTA.

63. In a similar vein to this 90% of your musical knowledge comes from Super Smash Bros and a further 9.9% from other various video games. (Guilty)
64. 64 is a milestone number
65. Your first thought when confronted with an annoying person is Falcon Punch

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Post  Sheogoroth on Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:21 pm

66. you have a zombie escape plan, just in case
67. whenever you see a person playing music you get the urge to hum song of storms
68. A murder is reffered to as a gank
69. you pick up a real guitar and try to star power
70. you know what this is called: < ^ > < ^ >
71. you get paranoid when someone uses the phrase "would you kindly"
71. you subconsciously pick up pieces of metal and try to stick them to yourself as armor shards

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Post  SurgePox on Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:25 pm

Sheogoroth wrote:66. you have a zombie escape plan, just in case

I have several.

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Post  Smashy B on Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:36 pm

72. You rely on a pitch meter to help with you singing so you don't sound lick complete crap. (guilty)
73. You became a better drummer from playing RB/GHWT. (I did.)
74. You wish that RB/GHWT would come out with a keyboard attatchment.

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Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:05 am

75. You change your mindset so dramatically that you act like like FPS Doug.

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Post  Gorblax on Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:56 am

76. When you get in a fight with someone, you try to push them out of the room to win by "Ring Out".
77. You've ever considered freezing a jellyfish.
78. In case of alien invasion, you have the perfect weapon on hand- the crowbar.
79. You decline a birthday party invitation because the cake is a lie.
80. You would actually consider transplanting your arm with a laser cannon.

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Post  Blue Madness on Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:09 am

Weldar wrote:65. Your first thought when confronted with an annoying person is Falcon Punch
I am guilty of this... XD
Sheogoroth wrote:71. you get paranoid when someone uses the phrase "would you kindly"
I didn't get this

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