You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Page 8 of 11 Previous  1, 2, 3 ... 7, 8, 9, 10, 11  Next

View previous topic View next topic Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:54 pm

235. You understood that.

xXkawai_baka_420Xx
OMNIPOTENT BRAWLER

Posts : 2891
Join date : 2008-10-14
Age : 20
Location : >insert some witty crap video game reference to make myself cool among the crowd

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  DRTJR on Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:40 am

266. you think pink swords are manly

DRTJR
OMNIPOTENT BRAWLER

Posts : 3630
Join date : 2009-05-25
Location : Death Mountain

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  Magypsy on Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:29 am

237. When you start hearing different music in your head each time you enter/leave a room or building.

Magypsy
Toad Thug

Posts : 37
Join date : 2009-12-20

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  Doctor Shulk on Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:41 am

238. You don't need to leave the house to exercise because you've got the Wii Fit! =D
239. Instead of listening to your iPod everywhere you go, you play your DS. (Guilty. Been walking around playing Phoenix Wright. Even when walking to work at 5 in the morning).
240. You often find yourself humming the Super Mario Brothers theme.
241. When you start a conversation with someone, you hear Pokemon battle music in your head.
242. Whenever you do an action, you narrate it as if you're using an attack. "Wild burger appeared! Camilla used Bite! It's super effective!"

Doctor Shulk
OMNIPOTENT BRAWLER

Posts : 5868
Join date : 2009-09-12
Age : 25
Location : Gensokyo

View user profile http://gangreldorf.tumblr.com

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  TheTJ on Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:04 am

243. If you've dreamt in Turn-Based Combat (Done it)
244. If you've called dollars "Gil" or another video game currency (Done it)
245. If you've bought clothes based on a defense bonus (Done it... sadly)
246. If you stand in front of your bed, thought "A Button", and wondered why the "Would you like to take a rest" screen didn't pop up. (Once when I was really tired)
247. If you've heard the intro to the pokemon battle and wondered why that "Scrren-warp-to-battle" thing isn't happening. (Almost did that once)

TheTJ
OMNIPOTENT BRAWLER

Posts : 3527
Join date : 2009-12-24
Age : 26
Location : Behind You!

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  Blue Madness on Sun Dec 27, 2009 6:00 am

248. Your character falls in the game and you think you're falling for real. (happened to me after a combination of huge stress and using games as a scapegoat made for an unhealthy level of immersion...)

Blue Madness
Guardian of the Kingdom

Posts : 2464
Join date : 2008-12-03

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  SnakeInABox on Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:47 pm

249. When you get caught doing something, You try to run for cover and wait for Evasion mode to kick in.

SnakeInABox
OMNIPOTENT BRAWLER

Posts : 5848
Join date : 2009-12-26

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  DRTJR on Sun Dec 27, 2009 6:39 pm

250: Have more than 2 generations of consoles just to relive the classics

DRTJR
OMNIPOTENT BRAWLER

Posts : 3630
Join date : 2009-05-25
Location : Death Mountain

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  SnakeInABox on Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:31 pm

251 You Have nightmares of all the Water Temples
252 you base your strentghts and weaknesses on different levels
253 you brag to your friends about leveling up
254 You think a timer is a bomb that will explode unless you do something in a certain amount of time

SnakeInABox
OMNIPOTENT BRAWLER

Posts : 5848
Join date : 2009-12-26

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  DiabloStrawhat on Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:33 pm

255. If you complain about video games you've never played
256. YOU STILL OWN THE POWER GLOVE
257. You became interested in Dante's Inferno the very minute you heard they're making it into a video game.
258. You know how to work your parents into getting you an M rated game.
259. You did a barrel roll.

DiabloStrawhat
Riff Raff

Posts : 9
Join date : 2009-11-20

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  SnakeInABox on Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:41 pm

"DO A BARREL ROLE!! DO A BARREL ROLE!!!"

SnakeInABox
OMNIPOTENT BRAWLER

Posts : 5848
Join date : 2009-12-26

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:47 pm

You best be trollin hun.

xXkawai_baka_420Xx
OMNIPOTENT BRAWLER

Posts : 2891
Join date : 2008-10-14
Age : 20
Location : >insert some witty crap video game reference to make myself cool among the crowd

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  DiabloStrawhat on Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:00 pm

14/f/cali wrote:You best be trollin hun.

And ye spelled "roll" wrong Razz

DiabloStrawhat
Riff Raff

Posts : 9
Join date : 2009-11-20

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  Bugman on Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:37 pm

260. You believe an ocarina is a functioning time machine.

Bugman
OMNIPOTENT BRAWLER

Posts : 2254
Join date : 2009-12-04
Age : 26
Location : Quebec, Canada

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  Foxfire Inferno on Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:15 am

261) You cried when "Chopper" was shot down and your piloting skills & rate of bogey-kills rapidly increased immediately due to intense feelings of rage & sorrow.
262) You sniff your arms and wonder what your Hygiene meter would look like.
263) You put your hand on your stomach as you wonder what your Hunger meter would look like.
264) Ditto with being sleepy & the Energy meter.
265) You write musical arrangement scores based on game music from 1 or more games.
266) You use a hedge trimmer on the bushes around your house wondering if rupees will appear.
267) You've actually though about and possibly even attempted a way to record yourself acquiring an item as if it was a Zelda game complete with some place to put the string so that the item would stay floating over your head.
268) You can't look at any Mario games, past, present or future without imagining Mario says "WE AINT NO PLUMBERS!"
269) You go shopping only to find what you're looking for is either sold out or no longer carried and in your head, an image of Toad appears and goes "Sorry, your purchase is in another (insert store name here)"
270) You used Gran Turismo's License courses as a means to prepare yourself or someone else to get their drivers license in real life.
271) You wish you had Red Shells spinning around your car to fire at slow drivers.
272) You get caught singing the lyrics to "Snake Eater" outloud.
273) You have a dream/nightmare about zombies that ends with either a Hunter, Smoker, Boomer, Witch or a Tank screwing you over.
274) You've dreamt in 8-bit.
275) You've dreamt in 16-bit.
276) You had a dream you were in Super Mario 64.
277) You make a red Mario cap with wings on it and then attempt to perform triple jumps.
278) You look in your wallet while you're in the store and the words "Insufficient Funds" play in your mind when you don't have enough cash.
279) You curse using the word "SHAZBOT!"
280) You try to rationalize the Pokemon anime by trying to figure out what level all the pokemon are.
281) You can sing The Sims 2 version of that Pussycat Dolls song that's in game and get all the simlish lyrics right.
282) You know how to speak simlish fluently.
283) At a random moment in life, you've blurted out "Power Overwhelming!"
284) You've had a dream about any of the Digimon Games.
285) You've played enough video games to know why E.T. for the Atari sucks more than a Uwe Boll movie.
286) Street Fighter - The Movie makes you literally laugh at how bad some of the characters act
287) Street Fighter - The Legend of Chung-Li made you facepalm
288) You pray to the Katamari Gods that a Halo Movie doesn't get picked up by Uwe Boll
289) You try to roll things up in balls while playing the KAtamari music in your mind.
290) You get scratched by a cat and in your mind are the words "Cat used scratch attack! You took 12 damage!"
291) You wish your vision included crosshairs
292) You wish you could see your health bar
293) You read a book wondering how much your exp bar or skill bar had increased.
294) You play a game of Laser Tag with your friends and start imagining it's Halo.
295) You spend any amount of time trying to rationalize and figure out how Miles "Tails" Prower's tails are physically capable of spinning in circles.
296) You watch ANY action movie that involved shooting any any time someone gets shot in the head you yell "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"
297) You've played the Zelda 3DO game...and liked it.
298) You compare sleeping to regaining hit points.
299) You're afraid of walking too much as it may spawn a random battle
300) You compare running in a rush to get something or someone quickly to either a Zergling Rush or a Leeroy Jenkins run.

*phew* How's that for a first post? ^^

Foxfire Inferno
Riff Raff

Posts : 4
Join date : 2010-01-01
Age : 31
Location : Somewhere in Green Hill Zone

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  Avalanche on Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:19 am

impressive and surely a good way to make a entrance :p

Avalanche
OMNIPOTENT BRAWLER

Posts : 5783
Join date : 2009-02-07
Age : 24
Location : Land of Dykes and Drugs

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  Ansem on Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:37 am

Foxfire Inferno wrote:
300) You compare running in a rush to get something or someone quickly to either a Zergling Rush or a Leeroy Jenkins run.

Did that in high school all the time with 2 buddys

We just rush in the school, elbows in front and yell: "ZERG RUSH!!!"

Ansem
Mustached Juggernaut

Posts : 1965
Join date : 2009-08-22
Age : 24
Location : At the place with the thing

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  TheTJ on Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:24 am

Foxfire Inferno wrote:297) You've played the Zelda 3DO game...and liked it.

No, see, THAT'S a sign of brain trauma.

Those games were terrible.

EDIT: But the cutscenes were pretty funny.

TheTJ
OMNIPOTENT BRAWLER

Posts : 3527
Join date : 2009-12-24
Age : 26
Location : Behind You!

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  SnakeInABox on Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:01 pm

Im so hungry I could eat an OCTOROCK!

I cant wait to bomb some DODONGOS!!!

SnakeInABox
OMNIPOTENT BRAWLER

Posts : 5848
Join date : 2009-12-26

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  Serras-Kai on Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:25 pm

301: When crawling around a dark, dank place (say, an attic) where you are concerned for your own safety, every little shiny object is suddenly of great interest to you, as it could possibly be treasure.
302: You are genuinely disappointed when you discover it is in fact not treasure.
304: You skip numbers in hopes that those fooled by your skipping of numbers will gather a party and go on a quest to discover what that number was and what it said.
305: You are genuinely disappointed when you discover that they are not only still unfooled, but did not gather a party
306: You and all of your friends have been assigned classes from both Fire Emblem and Final Fantasy, and regularly have debates over who is what class.
307: When you are hungry, you have actually said, with a strait face, "I'm so hungry, I could eat an octorok."

Serras-Kai
Wario's Bodyguard

Posts : 944
Join date : 2009-02-18
Age : 25
Location : Texas

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  TheTJ on Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:39 pm

Serras-Kai wrote:301: When crawling around a dark, dank place (say, an attic) where you are concerned for your own safety, every little shiny object is suddenly of great interest to you, as it could possibly be treasure.
302: You are genuinely disappointed when you discover it is in fact not treasure.
304: You skip numbers in hopes that those fooled by your skipping of numbers will gather a party and go on a quest to discover what that number was and what it said.
305: You are genuinely disappointed when you discover that they are not only still unfooled, but did not gather a party
306: You and all of your friends have been assigned classes from both Fire Emblem and Final Fantasy, and regularly have debates over who is what class.
307: When you are hungry, you have actually said, with a strait face, "I'm so hungry, I could eat an octorok."

303. When you forget something, you hum the song of time to go back three days. (LoZ:Majora's Mask)


Last edited by TheTJ on Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:52 pm; edited 1 time in total

TheTJ
OMNIPOTENT BRAWLER

Posts : 3527
Join date : 2009-12-24
Age : 26
Location : Behind You!

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  Serras-Kai on Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:52 pm

Clever.

308. The phrase "You've activated my trap card" is said regularly in your conversations.

Serras-Kai
Wario's Bodyguard

Posts : 944
Join date : 2009-02-18
Age : 25
Location : Texas

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  SnakeInABox on Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:04 pm

309. You spend all your time talking on a forum dedicated to a video game parody series.
310. You have read at least 300 different jokes on playing too many video games, And you have actually done most of these
311. You have tried going into slow motion while in a fight, thinking the other person would too (Bad idea)

SnakeInABox
OMNIPOTENT BRAWLER

Posts : 5848
Join date : 2009-12-26

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  TheTJ on Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:08 pm

312. You see a cluster of people, and no matter what the situation (Mall, concert, etc.) You find yourself charting the best spots to throw a plasma grenade.

TheTJ
OMNIPOTENT BRAWLER

Posts : 3527
Join date : 2009-12-24
Age : 26
Location : Behind You!

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  zoltanben90 on Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:08 pm

You tried a Hurricane kick IRL

zoltanben90
Hyrulean Vagabond

Posts : 57
Join date : 2009-12-24
Age : 26
Location : U.S.A.

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: You Know You've Been Playing Too Many Videogames If...

Post  Sponsored content Today at 9:36 am


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Page 8 of 11 Previous  1, 2, 3 ... 7, 8, 9, 10, 11  Next

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum