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Post  Spontaneous Combustion on Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:55 am

Blue Madness wrote:
Sheogoroth wrote:71. you get paranoid when someone uses the phrase "would you kindly"
I didn't get this

Play some Bioshock.

81. You actually understand references like these.

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Post  Gorblax on Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:15 am

82. Cardboard box = automatic Hide And Seek win.
83. If you expect to take flight when you jump three times in a row.
84. You can actually decipher the plot of any fighting series.
85. You don't trust Rihanna because you believe "Umbrella" is about her alliance to the zombie hordes.

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Post  Smashy B on Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:55 pm

86. You think that jumping with a parasol over your head will actually slow the fall.
87. If your idea of that special someone is a gray box with a heart on it.

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Post  Gorblax on Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:00 pm

88. You've wondered about who you'd rather sleep with- Leon Kennedy or Chris Redfield- and you're a straight dude.
89. You've ever argued about the continuity between the GTAIII era games and GTAIV.
90. You always take an aluminum bat to Subway, just in case. (This is a hard one.)

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Post  Sonix! on Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:08 pm

Gorblax wrote:90. You always take an aluminum bat to Subway, just in case. (This is a hard one.)

Is that a TF2 reference, by any chance? also, TRAIN!

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Post  SurgePox on Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:20 pm

Gorblax wrote:90. You always take an aluminum bat to Subway, just in case. (This is a hard one.)

BONK!

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Post  Gorblax on Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:39 pm

I am very impressed by you guys.

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Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:19 pm

91. You are dying but still alive.

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Post  Smashy B on Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:24 pm

93. Your name and/or avatar relate to a video game or video games is some way/shape/form.

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Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:32 pm

smashbro wrote:93. Your name and/or avatar relate to a video game or video games is some way/shape/form.

Funny that.

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Post  Smashy B on Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:34 pm

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smashbro wrote:93. Your name and/or avatar relate to a video game or video games is some way/shape/form.

Funny that.

Yeah...
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At least part of my sig is a reference to a movie.

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Post  Gorblax on Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:42 pm

"GORBLACIDE: IN THEATERS THIS SUMMER."


...Yes, I know, Fight Club. Don't take my Pop Culture awards.

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Post  SurgePox on Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:43 pm

what the hell happened to 92?

sig is fight club
oh, whoops, ninja'd


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Post  Smashy B on Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:07 am

SurgePox wrote:what the hell happened to 92?

That is why it is better to be sober when posting.

92. You look for flaws in everthing, trying to determine some underlying meaning.

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Post  Gorblax on Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:29 pm

94. You've asked an FBI agent to speak in his funny voice.
95. You know what all of the Covenant species are called in their native tongue.
96. Baseball season only interests you as to how it will affect the statistics and gameplay of next year's baseball video games.
97. You actually learned how to whistle through a leaf after playing Twilight Princess.
98. You've ever written a letter to Nintendo asking to get GoldenEye on the Wii.
99. You've repeatedly warned your little sisters to leave your ADAM alone if you pass on.

And, number One Hundred...

100. Um, hm. I dunno. Something about Chrono Trigger?

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Post  Smashy B on Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:40 pm

That was a weak 100. D:

101. When you squat on a skateboard, you go faster, even uphill.
102. The only form of history that interests you is the lore of an extinct society/civilization.
103. You favor the pistol against an alien invasion.
104. You wear the same clothes. Every. Single. Day.
105. You frear that lightning will come for you if you drive in a thunder storm.

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Post  Sonix! on Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:34 am

smashbro wrote:104. You wear the same clothes. Every. Single. Day.

GUILTY! I've been wearing these PJ bottoms since I got them Christmas, except during outside ventures.

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Post  Gorblax on Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:48 am

smashbro wrote:That was a weak 100. D:

Just to deprive you the pleasure. =P

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Post  Smashy B on Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:50 am

Gorblax wrote:
smashbro wrote:That was a weak 100. D:

Just to deprive you the pleasure. =P
I KNEW IT

106. You either communicate in grunts or screems or by saying your name.

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Post  Gorblax on Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:27 am

107. You follow the careers of video game voice actors.
108. Psycho Mantis broke upon reading your game cartridge.
109. You've played Psychonauts.
110. You've tried going through a GTA game without committing any crimes.

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Post  Smashy B on Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:01 pm

111. You can play Crisis on max settings. (I'll be able to if I can just get a 400+ watt power source.)

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Post  Spontaneous Combustion on Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:08 pm

112. You actually want to sacrifice all your money to play Crysis on max settings.

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Post  Smashy B on Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:21 pm

Spontaneous Combustion wrote:112. You actually want to sacrifice all your money to play Crysis on max settings.
I assume this is toward me. I'm not getting Crysis, don't even know what it's about. I'm just saying I will be able to play it. And I figured that if I'm going to rig a PC, I might as well buy a high powered graphics card to last for a long time.

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Post  Spontaneous Combustion on Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:27 pm

smashbro wrote:I assume this is toward me. I'm not getting Crysis, don't even know what it's about. I'm just saying I will be able to play it. And I figured that if I'm going to rig a PC, I might as well buy a high powered graphics card to last for a long time.

...ummm...toward you? Where did you get that assumption from?

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Post  Gorblax on Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:12 pm

113. When you see Pulp Fiction, and Jules makes his first appearance, you say, "Hey! It's Officer Tenpenny!"
114. You are one of the select few who have Tim Schafer's entire collection.
115. You've written an FAQ/Walkthough on GameFAQs.

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