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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  DarkFalco on Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:00 am

TheTJ wrote:I never understood the complaints about the flying in Superman 64...

I never really had a problem.

Now the COMBAT, that controlled as well as, what's the phrase? As well as "A blindfolded monkey in a jetpack trown down a mineshaft."

fly AND throwning cars was about all i could do. i was rather good at flying through the hoops XD

and underwater....

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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  Doctor Shulk on Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:44 pm

We have a new winner.

Spyro: Dawn of the Dragon. PS2. Co-op mode.

WTH, Spyro! The old Insomniac Spyro games were brilliant! They were simple, but still complex, there were minigames that kept you entertained (or frustrated) for ages, the controls made sense (press X to jump, press X again to glide, press square to charge, press O to breathe fire). The characters were endearing and the plot was simple enough.

Then I went and played this. 2-player co-op mode, alright, sounds fun.

WTF, THIS ISN'T A SPYRO GAME, IT'S LORD OF THE FUCKING RINGS, WITH DRAGONS.

And definately not in a good way. So you have Spyro and Cynder, and they're stuck together, and your controls are shit, you have to beat off some golem thing while getting accidentally airborn (oh, this is the START of the game) then you have to try and fly off, you get exp points for some reason and Spyro doesn't just have fire. Oh, no, Spyro has fire, electricity, earth and something else, while Cynder has wind, fear, shadow and poison. When was this a Pokemon game? Can't they just breathe fire?
AND THEN there were quicktime events. "Press X to not fall in to a giant pit and die". Oh, god, seriously?
And Hunter, the lovable silly cheetah from Spyro 2 and 3, wtf they changed his characterisation completely?

The old Spyro games, the situations were simple. Spyro wants to go to the beach, but he gets dragged off to a different world and has to retrieve the orbs and defeat the big bad so he can be sent home. Or some mean old woman steals the dragon eggs, so he has to go off and save them all. Now he's...shit I don't even know, been missing for three years? Has a female sidekick who was formerly his enemy?

I hated that game. Oh, dear sweet God.

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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  Avalanche on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:06 am

they....they changed Hunter? Sad

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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  JonnyJinx on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:08 am

I stopped playing after "Enter the Dragonfly", which was the worst (and only bad) Spyro game I ever played.

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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  Doctor Shulk on Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:48 am

Yes, they changed Hunter! He was a mysterious sage type who'd been sent to find Spyro and Cynder, and he was clothed and not being silly and it just looked WRONG. Sadness. D:

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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  Avalanche on Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:14 am

queen_camilla wrote:Yes, they changed Hunter! He was a mysterious sage type who'd been sent to find Spyro and Cynder, and he was clothed and not being silly and it just looked WRONG. Sadness. D:

Hunter pretending to be a sage type and tripping over his own cloak; V
Hunter being a actual mysterious sage; X

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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  Lerian on Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:40 am

...did someone already mention ET? Because if not, then it needs to be said so that younger generation doesn't forget the mistakes of the past. And for the record, I did play it when I was little and still own it.

Let me start my second choice with a statement: I freaking loved Bomberman 64. My brother and I spent HOURS blowing each other up in multiplayer mode and generally just goofing off to see how many different ways we could massacre the CPUs and what each skull could do. (Catching on fire and running around to kill other Bombermans... oh, the glory days!) The single player mode was equally as awesome.

So when Bomberman: Act Zero came out... UGH. I can't even really consider it at Bomberman game due to the massive overhaul of everything that Bomberman was. Sometimes, being serious with a video game and making it grown up is okay, but when it comes to Bomberman, I want that cute little kawaii dude to blow crap up and spun around afterwards to give the peace sign.

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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:52 am

Lerian wrote:...did someone already mention ET? Because if not, then it needs to be said so that younger generation doesn't forget the mistakes of the past. And for the record, I did play it when I was little and still own it.

Well, if you'd like, I'd say that this is the 5th time somebody has said this.

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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  Lerian on Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:49 am

Faw-Bee wrote:
Lerian wrote:...did someone already mention ET? Because if not, then it needs to be said so that younger generation doesn't forget the mistakes of the past. And for the record, I did play it when I was little and still own it.

Well, if you'd like, I'd say that this is the 5th time somebody has said this.

Not enough. We need to say it more so nobody will ever play it.

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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  Blue Madness on Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:55 am

^ I don't think anyone will anymore.

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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  Lerian on Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:58 am

Blue Madness wrote:^ I don't think anyone will anymore.

The temptation of evil is a powerful thing...

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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  TheTJ on Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:02 am

Why, I'M playing E.T.... RIGHT NOW!

Mwahahaha... Oh crap. Wait. Fell down a hole.

...

...ARGH!!! I fell BACK down! This game's terrible! Why am I playing it!?

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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  Vivienne Vex on Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:35 pm

Lerian wrote:
Faw-Bee wrote:
Lerian wrote:...did someone already mention ET? Because if not, then it needs to be said so that younger generation doesn't forget the mistakes of the past. And for the record, I did play it when I was little and still own it.

Well, if you'd like, I'd say that this is the 5th time somebody has said this.

Not enough. We need to say it more so nobody will ever play it.

*reads it*.....*starts to play ET*o god! the horror!

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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  DarkFalco on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:16 pm

they warned you didn't they? and yet you didn't heed them...fail on you Razz

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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  Vivienne Vex on Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:19 pm

i know........*starts to play again*.....damn it not again!

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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  TD260 on Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:50 pm

I came in late on the consoles, so I had to make do with LoZ II for the GBA.

Now, i'm a HUGE zelda fan. but that is... probably not #1, but it's up there. I like zelda for the puzzle solving + RPG action.
I DID NOT like the exp level up function it had. I mean, it's either zelda, or it's an exp based RPG. I don't like the two mixing.

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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  Thwompman64 (Goombill) on Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:08 pm

No One Can Stop Mr. Domino for the PlayStation. The only thing you can do is watch the domino character walk around. Not one button on the controller would do a damn thing, and there was absolutely no storyline. In fact, I'm not even sure what type of game it was...adventure, platformer, puzzle...no clue.

And Elmo's Number Journey. That one explains itself just by reading the name.

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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  TD260 on Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:50 pm

Goombill Rezne Koopario wrote:No One Can Stop Mr. Domino for the PlayStation. The only thing you can do is watch the domino character walk around. Not one button on the controller would do a damn thing, and there was absolutely no storyline. In fact, I'm not even sure what type of game it was...adventure, platformer, puzzle...no clue.

And Elmo's Number Journey. That one explains itself just by reading the name.
is that like mario's missing and mario's time machine?

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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  Doctor Shulk on Sat Feb 27, 2010 3:27 pm

So I went back to replaying Croc and Croc 2 on PlayStation. Got past the first boss in the first game and then was like "wtf is this shit anyway" so I went to Croc 2, got to the first level and again was like "wtf is this shit" so I went back to Spyro.

Croc is annoying. The levels are short, except you have to go find all these coloured gems to open any bonuses, the controls are fucked, and...it's just weird.

I did also have the Spice Girls game for PlayStation (In my defence, I got the console for my 7th birthday and the game was part of it and back then I was a Spice Girls fan Razz ) lolwut game. xD That's pretty crappy.

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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  Vivienne Vex on Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:20 pm

the croc games? i love those

if you want bad look at any spyro game after the 3rd one

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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  Doctor Shulk on Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:23 pm

Viero wrote:the croc games? i love those

if you want bad look at any spyro game after the 3rd one

I only acknowledge 1, 2 and 3. I played some of Dawn of the Dragon and it was awful. GAH QUICKTIME EVENTS/UNCONTROLLABLE GLIDING/YOU CAN'T SIMPLY BREATHE FIRE wtfffff. D:

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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  Vivienne Vex on Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:51 pm

ya,i bought dawn of the dragon,played the first level,and broke it in half and threw it out

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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  ethany on Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:52 am

I'd like to elect The Jungle Book on the SNES.

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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  Thwompman64 (Goombill) on Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:27 am

td260 wrote:
Goombill Rezne Koopario wrote:No One Can Stop Mr. Domino for the PlayStation. The only thing you can do is watch the domino character walk around. Not one button on the controller would do a damn thing, and there was absolutely no storyline. In fact, I'm not even sure what type of game it was...adventure, platformer, puzzle...no clue.

And Elmo's Number Journey. That one explains itself just by reading the name.
is that like mario's missing and mario's time machine?

No. Mario Is Missing is a good educational game. Elmo's Number Journey is this retarded game where you walk around different worlds from Sesame Street characters (a chocolate river from Cookie Monster, a graveyard garden and castle from Count von Count, and an amusement park from Ernie). You walk around very slowly, and find every number the character wants you to pick (like if Ernie's "missing all the 5's", you pick up all the 5's). Once you find all the numbers in the level, you go on to the next one. After that level, it's back to Sesame Street. Whoop-de-frickin'-do. Like I said, it's a retarded game for toddlers.

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Re: Worst Video Game You've Ever Played

Post  Vivienne Vex on Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:48 pm

all toddler games are retarded.both the game itself and i have reason to think it makes people who play it more stupid too

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