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Post  SurgePox on Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:56 am

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Re: i just had mu y brthday partu

Post  JGH27 on Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:07 am

Hmm, well last time I got wasted the after effects were.....ummm....interesting or perhaps normal. I dunno, it was a new experience or me.

It was the vodka (I'm stupid) pong night. Well I decided to play against this girl who I was not attracted to. Well I got wasted and was actually being funny and shit (knew only a few people there so I was drinking a lot and quickly). So she's having troubles with her boyfriend I guess (too drunk to know/remember at the time) and so we played and I kept apologizing during the night for various stuff (as I get VERY apologetic when drunk (and fighty apparently)) and apparently started flirting with her and told her I loved her. (I don't remember this) So sure enough the next morning I'd woken up next to her on the floor with her topless. I stand up and her boyfriend walks in and decks me before somebody tells them that she'd slept with someone else and came crying to me and I'd drunkingly comforted it her. So from there he apologizes and him and this other guy fight outside while everyone runs out leaving me and her alone. Sure enough she feel sorry for me and gets me ice. The guy comes back in as she's hugging me and apologizing and starts cursing wanting to fight me. He's being held back as I book it to my buddies car and we take off. A week later they break up and she starts pestering me to meet her and shit. Thankfully I lived 2 hours away and neither of us drive.

My most interesting night of drinking by far and quite funny in hindsight because of how over-the-top it was lol

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Re: i just had mu y brthday partu

Post  SurgePox on Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:12 am

Epic drunk story.
Did she have nice ta-tas?

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Re: i just had mu y brthday partu

Post  JGH27 on Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:23 am

SurgePox wrote:Epic drunk story.
Did she have nice ta-tas?

Yes, well I thought an Epic story would be a nice story kick off

And not really, I mean they were big but I prefer average I guess. I'm not a guy with high standards either (My best friend once told me "If you lowered your standards anymore you'd be accepting hookers" and she's probably right lol)

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Post  SurgePox on Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:25 am

Ew bigger is not always better.
The larger they are the more likely that they sag, are uneven/lopsided, and all kinds of other nasty problems.

Still, bewbs is bewbs.

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Re: i just had mu y brthday partu

Post  Smashy B on Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:35 am

SurgePox wrote:Epic drunk story.
Did she have nice ta-tas?
LOL. For some reason Jeff Dunham popped into my mind from that.


i actually haven't been drunk in awhile. Oh, it was either the last time I talked to you on YIM or the time boefre that, but I don't remember. My mother has a pretty nice liquor cabinet, but the problem is my friend and I have been taking shit since before last Summer and we got drunk once a week at least. Shitty thing is now, our tolerence is too high that it's not worth trying to take an from my house. Now his house... we did happen to find his mother's little stash. I wish I was 21. Or 19 and in Canada.

Oh, something me friend and I... philosophized about drinkin: When you first start, you kinda wish you had a higher tolerence, but the when you have a higher tolerence, you wish it would only take less to get you drunk because a high tolerence is more costly. but then again, you're a boss for having a high tolerence at parties.


Oh, drunk story for me. I'm at a friends who throws parties, and her mother doesn't care (which is good cause she knows my mother quite well). Well, I'm playing her piano, drunk, and in walks my best friend and we're all "WTF MAN!" cause we haven't been at the same party together so it was hella cool. Oh, I traded a Black and mild for a 5 sack with one of the guys he was with. Good deal for me. later, I had to walk home... Came up to one street and I shoulda went left, but i went right. Walked a mile the wron direction at 4 in the morning. Not fun. Everyone else was passed out and my friend had already left with the people he was with, and one of them was hella fucked up.Eventually turned around, went the right way, and got home, which really wasn't that far away from the party to begin with.

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Re: i just had mu y brthday partu

Post  SurgePox on Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:38 am

I am a super lightweight, and would be happy for it to stay that way as long as possible.

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Post  Smashy B on Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:44 am

SurgePox wrote:I am a super lightweight, and would be happy for it to stay that way as long as possible.
i only start to feel tipsy at 5 shots and drunk 7. But it's still a very managable drunk. I wouldn't dare drive though. I'm kinda afraid to get shit-faced again, cause last time i did that, i covered the front walk way with my puke... Incidentally, this was another party at the place i walked home from and got lost. In that case, though, a friend drove me home. I left my insides, and my shirt (which I just got back recently) at that one.

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Re: i just had mu y brthday partu

Post  SurgePox on Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:54 am

Half a beer and two shots of rum, and the room was bluring and I was telling my friends how much I loved them.

inb4 it was all in your head.


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Re: i just had mu y brthday partu

Post  JGH27 on Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:56 am

SurgePox wrote:Half a beer and two shots of rum, and the room was bluring and I was telling my friends how much I loved them.

Wow, that is LIGHTWEIGHT

I'll probably have more stories after the 18th lol. Going drinking with a group of people and I got someone driving 3 hours to see medrunk as well as the girl who's moving away party it is. Should be great

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Re: i just had mu y brthday partu

Post  SurgePox on Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:58 am

Looking forward to hearing all about it.

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Re: i just had mu y brthday partu

Post  JGH27 on Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:01 am

SurgePox wrote:Looking forward to hearing all about it.

lmfao, so am I Wink

ALSO, I hate your drinking laws. Tried getting into a few bars on my trip and got carded everytime. I plead ignorance saying that it's 19 here. It sucks cuz I'm 21 on the 27th of this month


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Re: i just had mu y brthday partu

Post  Smashy B on Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:15 am

SurgePox wrote:Half a beer and two shots of rum, and the room was bluring and I was telling my friends how much I loved them.
Haha. I've learned to watch my tounge when I'm drunk. Also, I have some homophobic friends, the "I love you" thing wouldn't go over so well.

Edit below: LOL. Them's fightin words.


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Re: i just had mu y brthday partu

Post  JGH27 on Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:18 am

smashbro wrote:
SurgePox wrote:Half a beer and two shots of rum, and the room was bluring and I was telling my friends how much I loved them.
Haha. I've learned to watch my tounge when I'm drunk. Also, I have some homophobic friends, the "I love you" thing wouldn't go over so well.

lol

Well, I was cut off by my buddy's at my friends Blackbelt Ceremony. Apparently being a fighty drunk in there wouldn't end well......I'd hate to hurt them

Also, I said worst.....Spears' Toxic came on and I yelled "Now this is a Fucking song" once. Can't live it down, damn Whiskey

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Post  Orland on Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:06 am

Its dangerous for me to get drunk...the last time i did i ran into the street and tried to dodge cars. true story.


And i also do things that i don't forgive myself for.

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Post  zach also rises on Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:51 pm

beer pong n plum wine tonight!

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Post  JGH27 on Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:30 am

My plan is to drink like a fiend tonight and hopefully remember enough to share. Wish me luck

(Would you believe I don't drink often?) lol

EDIT: Beer pong's fun, but I have bad memories. Let me know how yours turns out lol

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Post  SurgePox on Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:51 pm

Oh my god, I'm battling the worst hangover of my life. I'm sure if I could remember why I would say it was worth it.

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Post  JGH27 on Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:53 pm

SurgePox wrote:Oh my god, I'm battling the worst hangover of my life. I'm sure if I could remember why I would say it was worth it.

If you can't remember it then it's totally worth it......there are exceptions to this rule though

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Post  Kallin on Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:00 pm

Yesterday was pretty rough for me, too. Thursday night my roomie came back with a backpack full of booze that he's been collecting and we spent a few hours taking drinks that started off primarily alcohol with a little mixer and got progressively worse. Apparently at one point I just stood up, walked out of the living room, and fell asleep next to my bed.

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Post  Smashy B on Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:48 pm

I got drunk at noon yesterday. Wasn't bad, enough to get tipsy.

Kallin wrote:Apparently at one point I just stood up, walked out of the living room, and fell asleep next to my bed.
lol, next to your bed? Haha, you probably went to lay down on it and missed.

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Post  zach also rises on Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:03 pm

I didn't get that drunk but I did dance a lot!

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Post  Kallin on Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:43 pm

smashbro wrote:I got drunk at noon yesterday. Wasn't bad, enough to get tipsy.

Kallin wrote:Apparently at one point I just stood up, walked out of the living room, and fell asleep next to my bed.
lol, next to your bed? Haha, you probably went to lay down on it and missed.

Yeah, next to. I woke up at like, 2 in the afternoon, confused, because my last bit of information was "Pour vodka into glass" and for a second I thought I had just tripped.

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Post  Smashy B on Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:45 pm

Kallin wrote:
smashbro wrote:I got drunk at noon yesterday. Wasn't bad, enough to get tipsy.

Kallin wrote:Apparently at one point I just stood up, walked out of the living room, and fell asleep next to my bed.
lol, next to your bed? Haha, you probably went to lay down on it and missed.

Yeah, next to. I woke up at like, 2 in the afternoon, confused, because my last bit of information was "Pour vodka into glass" and for a second I thought I had just tripped.
I just find the whole idea of someone falling down intending to land on their bed and missing funny.

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Post  Relmitos on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:35 pm

Yea, I know....REALLY late, but.....happy belated Birthday!

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