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Re: Mushroom Kingdom News

Post  Eiron on Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:55 pm

Princess Rosalina has been barred from running for election, as her actual place of residence is a comit, falling outside of the Mushroom Kingdom's territorial boundaries. Princess Rosalina's press secretary has stated that this is revenge for "The thrashing Princess Peach and her subordinate Toad recieved in the recent Grand Prix Kart competition at Princess Rosalina's hands."

Toad is due for surgery this saturday. Doctors are optimistic about their chances to remove the blue shell embedded in his frontal lobe.

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Re: Mushroom Kingdom News

Post  Gorblax on Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:47 pm

In other racing news, racers Conker and Banjo have been replaced by Tiny and Candy Kong in the Diddy Kong Racing League. Conker has stated his intention to bring the case to court due to charges of nepotism.

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Post  Eiron on Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:41 pm

Some circles of the press have cast an ill Judgement on the recent announcment of the underground fight club hosted by the Belmont family. But what are reporters? A miserable pile of secrets.

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Re: Mushroom Kingdom News

Post  Smashy B on Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:31 am

Eiron wrote:King Ashnard of Daein has offered to host the winter games in his own snow filled country, but the proposal is getting no sympathy.
But Ashnard is dead.

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Re: Mushroom Kingdom News

Post  Eiron on Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:36 pm

smashbro wrote:
But Ashnard is dead.
...And? So is Ganon. Seriously though, he was kind of necessary for the joke, and I've always thought that the Smash Bros. universe doesn't take into account any sort of timeline considerations for the other games. Ike appears as he did in Path of Radiance, so Ashnard my very well be alive and laughing his maniacle little head off in the Smash universe.

Sigh, I missed him in Radiant Dawn...

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Post  Gorblax on Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:04 pm

Eiron wrote:Some circles of the press have cast an ill Judgement on the recent announcment of the underground fight club hosted by the Belmont family. But what are reporters? A miserable pile of secrets.

Recent allegations against Dracula's undocumented rebirth have been dropped, due to the defendant's testimony that "it is not by [his] hand that [he is] once again given flesh."

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Re: Mushroom Kingdom News

Post  Eiron on Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:32 pm

Despite the drop of charges, police are investigating the cultists who wish to pay tribute to him. Head Sage Rauru of Hyrule has publically condemned Dracula and his ressurection, claiming that he "steals men's souls and makes them his slaves." Dracula is reported to have said "Perhaps the same could be said of all religions." in response.

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Post  Gorblax on Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:47 pm

According to a recent report from the Department of Weights and Measures, Dracula's words are as empty as his soul. This evidence could have far-reaching consequences, as it indicates that mankind ill needs a savior such as him.

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Post  Eiron on Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:18 pm

It appears that Dracula has tired of this back and forth legal bickering. When questioned by our reporter, he simply stated "Enough talk. Have at you!" and set him on fire. Police are once again initiating a manhunt.

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Post  Gorblax on Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:38 pm

Dracula's questionably legitimate son was unavailable for comment, as he was busy screwing with anime kids from the future.

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Post  Smashy B on Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:02 pm

Eiron wrote:
smashbro wrote:
But Ashnard is dead.
...And? So is Ganon. Seriously though, he was kind of necessary for the joke, and I've always thought that the Smash Bros. universe doesn't take into account any sort of timeline considerations for the other games. Ike appears as he did in Path of Radiance, so Ashnard my very well be alive and laughing his maniacle little head off in the Smash universe.

Sigh, I missed him in Radiant Dawn...
True with Ganon and the Smash Bros thing. However, uinlike Zelda, FE games are continuous with story lines in the few sequels and for the most part, people can't be revived. You do, however, get to use Ashnard's son. I'll refrain from speaking his name for sake of spoilers.

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Post  Gorblax on Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:21 am

The same can be argued for Zelda. But let's save that for another thread.

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Re: Mushroom Kingdom News

Post  Eiron on Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:24 pm

smashbro wrote: You do, however, get to use Ashnard's son. I'll refrain from speaking his name for sake of spoilers.[/color]

Ah, but he's too much of a wimp. He'd be getting lots of sympathy.

That Castlevania newscast was epic though, Gorblax.

Both Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong was escorted out of the Brawl Trophy Awards Ceremony today for indescent exposure. When they asked why Princess Peach was allowed to stay with her revealing outfit on, they were met with blank stares and asked to put on more than a tie and a shirt, respectively.

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Re: Mushroom Kingdom News

Post  Gorblax on Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:10 pm

Dawn of Sorrow FTW.

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Re: Mushroom Kingdom News

Post  Eiron on Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:05 pm

Looking foreward to Order of Ecclesia.

Breaking News!
Link.
He come to town!
He come to save
the Princess Zelda!
Cause Ganon took her away,
and now the children don't play,
until Link saves the day,
HALLELUIAH!

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Post  Gorblax on Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:24 pm

NOT SYSTEM OF A DOWN.

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Re: Mushroom Kingdom News

Post  SurgePox on Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:38 pm

Rabbit joint.

can i has internet nao?

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Post  SurgePox on Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:40 pm

In all seriousness i really think this is a good idea.
Lakitu segments would keep us all very entertained while we patiently wait for new episodes, and could even provide glimpses into the new episode(s) for all the big fans who are anxious for what adventures await our heroes.

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Re: Mushroom Kingdom News

Post  Weldar on Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:45 pm

I agree, just washed the news segments recently and loved them, They make a nice little extra side bit and I hope you guys continue with them

Gorblax wrote:In other racing news, racers Conker and Banjo have been replaced by Tiny and Candy Kong in the Diddy Kong Racing League. Conker has stated his intention to bring the case to court due to charges of nepotism.

It is alleged that Banjo's dismissal came after he stole several of the league's planes and attempted to start his own Banjo Pilot Racing League, which was met with little success.

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Re: Mushroom Kingdom News

Post  Gorblax on Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:56 am

Conker's dismissal may be related to the alcoholism he developed after losing the last race he participated in to Drumstick.

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Post  Eiron on Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:18 am

I'm feeling generous. Everyone gets an internet.

Conker was recently arrested for flushing a visiting foriegn leader down the toilet.

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Post  Smashy B on Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:48 pm

Eiron wrote:Looking foreward to Order of Ecclesia.

Breaking News!
Link.
He come to town!
He come to save
the Princess Zelda!
Cause Ganon took her away,
and now the children don't play,
until Link saves the day,
HALLELUIAH!

Get the reference and win an internet.
Now Link.
Fill up your hearts!
So you can shoot your sword with power.
And when your feeling of doubt,
a fairy will come about,
(forgot the last line)

Lol, I know this from the FFR game (DDR flash game). It's been awhile since I heard it so the lyrics may be off in the last couple of lines and I forgot the last one.

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Re: Mushroom Kingdom News

Post  Eiron on Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:31 am

smashbro wrote:
Now Link.
Fill up your hearts!
So you can shoot your sword with power.
And when your feeling of doubt,
a fairy will come about,
(forgot the last line)

Lol, I know this from the FFR game (DDR flash game). It's been awhile since I heard it so the lyrics may be off in the last couple of lines and I forgot the last one.

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Post  Weldar on Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:41 pm

So you can be brave
and not be a sissy coward now


I think it's something like that. I only know it from the opening of Zelda Abridged

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Re: Mushroom Kingdom News

Post  SurgePox on Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:51 pm

There's a zelda abridged?

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