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Post  Naturi on Tue May 26, 2009 12:36 am

Im going on a date tonight *gulp* Though he is yummy *yip ee*

And though why not ask people their best or worse experiences when going on a date. (Also Im so bored at work, I think my brain as melted)

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Re: Worst Date EVAR!

Post  Serras-Kai on Tue May 26, 2009 12:42 am

I've..... never been on a date.
But once, a friend of mine and his girlfriend at the time had just gone on a date, they got back to his place, things had just gotten romantic and....
I walk in.
I've done this (not just to him, either) several times.

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Re: Worst Date EVAR!

Post  SurgePox on Tue May 26, 2009 12:46 am

She practiced witchcraft.

end of story.

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Post  Smashy B on Tue May 26, 2009 12:48 am

2 weeks ago. Senior Ball. Fuckin awesome.

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Re: Worst Date EVAR!

Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Tue May 26, 2009 3:47 am

I have a girlfriend.

Her name's Jill.

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Re: Worst Date EVAR!

Post  JGH27 on Tue May 26, 2009 12:32 pm

Umm, my worst date by far has trumped anyones I know so far.

Basically I meet this girl, I let her choose the restaurant (mistake number 1), $70 later we're driving around (her car as I don't drive) and we're chatting. All is going well. Then she wants to go back to my place, I had to tell her my moms home and it just wouldn't work out. Can't go to her place because her dad would kill me basically. So she suggests a motel, me being pretty into her figures why not (mstake #2). So I pay ($70 for a room) and things are going. Well have way through suddenly she says "STOP" (I'm confused) then she says "GET THE F*CK OUT". I'm like WTF? and she says "It's not bad enough I give you a shot with YOUR looks but you suck to boot". A few things were said including me saying "Well what's your rate and I'll pay half of it" which had her throw something at me.

I left and walked 2 hours in the cold rain home cursing every step. Since then I figured she's a wh*** and used me to get a free room to use. Needless to say it was a bad date.

Do I win?

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Re: Worst Date EVAR!

Post  SurgePox on Tue May 26, 2009 12:34 pm

Shocked

Yeah, you win.

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Re: Worst Date EVAR!

Post  JGH27 on Tue May 26, 2009 12:35 pm

Funny, I don' feel like a winner......

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Post  Serras-Kai on Tue May 26, 2009 2:01 pm

JGH27 wrote:Funny, I don' feel like a winner......
I don't feel like a loser. That doesn't mean neither of us are such.

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Re: Worst Date EVAR!

Post  JGH27 on Tue May 26, 2009 3:47 pm

Serras-Kai wrote:
JGH27 wrote:Funny, I don' feel like a winner......
I don't feel like a loser. That doesn't mean neither of us are such.

True say

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Post  Naturi on Tue May 26, 2009 6:00 pm

JGH27 wrote:
Do I win?

Unfortunately you do

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Re: Worst Date EVAR!

Post  Sanosukesama on Tue May 26, 2009 6:52 pm

Dude, you win a beer on my tab. That sucks man...

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Re: Worst Date EVAR!

Post  Avalanche on Thu May 28, 2009 3:16 am

try hooking up with you're bisexual ex gf and her current gf and almost getting it too a threeway Shocked yeah I was shocked too. Ex decided she wasn't up for it at the last moment...to bad cause her current gf was clearly diggin the idea.

To this day forth I tease them with the memory off that day.



Ironically this is all the dating experience I have. Only bad thing about it was that it was awkward Razz

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Re: Worst Date EVAR!

Post  MENTOK the MINDTAKER on Sun May 31, 2009 1:37 am

I don't know if this is going to catch the ire or praise of other members here but regarding my recent trip to the US I actually had a pretty good date~

I meet some friendly americans who accomodated me while I was staying in St Louis, they introduce me to some of their friends. One lovely lady named Jen, we exchanged all of about four sentences with each other... something like this:

Me: G'day I'm Chris, nice to meet you. *shakes hand*
Jen: Hi Chris I'm Jen. *shakes hand*

~Not too far from that point in time as Jen is leaving the apartment~

Jen: Nice meeting you Chris!
Me: Nice meeting you too! (basically)

Now there isn't any hidden inuendo in that interaction so stop looking guys, later that day I get taken out to a mile long shopping mall, one of the agenda's was my hosts finding me an "American Woman" which consumed about 6 hours of the rest of the day. No real attempts were made and majority of ladies were either 20 years my junior or senior... not gonna happen.

However when I/we get back to the apartment I find one of the roomies looking under cushions and clutter for something, I ask unwittingly

Me: Lost something mate?
H: Yeah a peice of paper, for you actually.

Obviously this confused me, I'd been in St Louis for all of about 3 days... what could be on a piece of paper for me!? Turns out he had been dropped off at the apartment earlier that day by Jen and she asked him "Do you think the aussie is home?" Obviously since he'd been out for 'x' amount of hours he had no idea, so Jen came up to look around. I wasn't there.

So eventually the number is found, I call Jen up and we got together for a night on the town and hanged out for a few days after that at her place too. So the irony of this story is that I was taken out to find a lady when one was searching me out where I was staying. Hehe lol!


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Re: Worst Date EVAR!

Post  Avalanche on Sun May 31, 2009 3:41 am

Sgt.Budsky wrote:I don't know if this is going to catch the ire or praise of other members here but regarding my recent trip to the US~

I meet some friendly americans who accomodated me while I was staying in St Louis, they introduce me to some of their friends. One lovely lady named Jen, we exchanged all of about four sentences with each other... something like this:

Me: G'day I'm Chris, nice to meet you. *shakes hand*
Jen: Hi Chris I'm Jen. *shakes hand*

~Not too far from that point in time as Jen is leaving the apartment~

Jen: Nice meeting you Chris!
Me: Nice meeting you too! (basically)

Now there isn't any hidden inuendo in that interaction so stop looking guys, later that day I get taken out to a mile long shopping mall, one of the agenda's was my hosts finding me an "American Woman" which consumed about 6 hours of the rest of the day. No real attempts were made and majority of ladies were either 20 years my junior or senior... not gonna happen.

However when I/we get back to the apartment I find one of the roomies looking under cushions and clutter for something, I ask unwittingly

Me: Lost something mate?
H: Yeah a peice of paper, for you actually.

Obviously this confused me, I'd been in St Louis for all of about 3 days... what could be on a piece of paper for me!? Turns out he had been dropped off at the apartment earlier that day by Jen and she asked him "Do you think the aussie is home?" Obviously since he'd been out for 'x' amount of hours he had no idea, so Jen came up to look around. I wasn't there.

So eventually the number is found, I call Jen up and we got together for a night on the town and hanged out for a few days after that at her place too. So the irony of this story is that I was taken out to find a lady when one was searching me out where I was staying. Hehe lol!

That story pretty much summarises how a romantical comedy works indeed :p

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Re: Worst Date EVAR!

Post  SurgePox on Sun May 31, 2009 3:22 pm

so, prom was fun Razz

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Post  zach also rises on Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:26 am

On our first date, I took her to see The Breakup.

Then she told me she had chlamydia.

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Post  Smashy B on Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:06 pm

SurgePox wrote:so, prom was fun Razz
... I wore gold at mine too... Well, my junior one at least. Guess we're cool like that. Cool

Wore cyan for Senior ball.

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Re: Worst Date EVAR!

Post  SurgePox on Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:41 pm

smashbro wrote:
SurgePox wrote:so, prom was fun Razz
... I wore gold at mine too... Well, my junior one at least. Guess we're cool like that. Cool

Wore cyan for Senior ball.
I never said I wore gold...

who's the stalker now?

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Post  Smashy B on Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:38 pm

SurgePox wrote:
smashbro wrote:
SurgePox wrote:so, prom was fun Razz
... I wore gold at mine too... Well, my junior one at least. Guess we're cool like that. Cool

Wore cyan for Senior ball.
I never said I wore gold...

who's the stalker now?
You're the one who added me on Facebook.

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Re: Worst Date EVAR!

Post  JGH27 on Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:43 pm

SurgePox wrote:
who's the stalker now?

Me What a Face

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Post  JGH27 on Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:17 am

So, I've got 2 more bad dates (1 of these days I'll meet someone who'll treat me right.........well hoping at least lol).

First: Met a girl for coffee (her name was Janice (so far every girl I've dated/met has started with a J besides 1)). It went well and she wanted me to go to church with her the next day and meet her parents. Well I did (not religous at all) and her parents loved me. I had a bunch of people trying to force THEIR beliefs down my throat and was ready to tell them off if not because of who I was with. So we go for a walk after (her parents were impressed with how I handled myself and me and her went for a walk alone). She tells me she can't date someone who gets along with her parents because they'd side with them over her. I told her it was bs because I'd be there for her as Id be dating her not her parents. She still "couldn't" and I laughed in her face despite trying not to.

Second: I met Amber at a bar for drinks (2nd ever to not start with a J lol) and I was trying to make convo. Something I tend to lack in. I was asking questions and she was giving me "Yes"/"no" answers. Eventually she says she'll be back in a sec and goes and talks to some guy. Leaves with him while kissing him on the lips (like planted it good) and is gone. No idea what happened but meh.

So I continue to fail at dating lmao

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Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:31 am

For the first one, I can't decide if that's funny or extreme stupidity.

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Post  Smashy B on Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:53 am

I think it would kinda bite you if you date more J-named girls cause what if you accidently confuse her name with someone else. THEN you'd be fucked,

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Re: Worst Date EVAR!

Post  Sanosukesama on Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:58 am

Sounds like someone's fucking with you man, to meet back to back beezy's like that :/

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