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Captain Falcon as a Mans man....

Post  Formula1 on Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:49 pm

Though I don't want to agree,
I might not have a choice......

Captain falcon isn't a bad fairy....
Though I'd love to see him more of a hero....
:C

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Post  Spontaneous Combustion on Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:36 pm

Captain Falcon is not gay. He's omnisexual.

My proof? Here's a quote from a friend of mine, taken completely out of context:

CAPTAIN FALCON FUCKS EVERYONE! EVERYONE.

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Post  Sanosukesama on Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:17 pm

Hush Angel....

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Post  JGH27 on Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:24 pm

Spontaneous Combustion wrote:
CAPTAIN FALCON FUCKS EVERYONE! EVERYONE.

But...but....he told me I was special Sad

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Post  The Meta Knight on Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:59 pm

Formula1 wrote:Though I don't want to agree,
I might not have a choice......

Captain falcon isn't a bad fairy....
Though I'd love to see him more of a hero....
:C
I've warmed up to the idea myself... at least with this portrayal. TWBB really nailed that vision of Captain Falcon with out going overboard.
Though... I would find it cathartic if at some point Captain Falcon either teamed up with the Mario Bros or actually had a moment to say to Luigi "THAT's how a hero acts" after doing something rather heroic.

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Despite the allure of having all the characters being run down and fallen from grace (believe me I love it), I can't help but think this series will have to end on a positive note. I'm not suggesting that the genius that is Zach/Matt have concocted a Disney ending, but maybe having a couple key characters regain their hope and/or standing... the Mario Bros seem most likely for this. Captain Falcon really deserves it though. I don't think they'd purposefully cater to the fans (they're doing that intuitively so far) but I'd be willing to bet there's a serious following out there who'd like to see the Captain in particular do something about the status quo.

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Post  Herr Wozzeck on Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:14 pm

The Meta Knight wrote:
Formula1 wrote:Though I don't want to agree,
I might not have a choice......

Captain falcon isn't a bad fairy....
Though I'd love to see him more of a hero....
:C
I've warmed up to the idea myself... at least with this portrayal. TWBB really nailed that vision of Captain Falcon with out going overboard.
Though... I would find it cathartic if at some point Captain Falcon either teamed up with the Mario Bros or actually had a moment to say to Luigi "THAT's how a hero acts" after doing something rather heroic.

Like a Star @ heaven Serious series criticism ahead possibly straying from topic:: Like a Star @ heaven
Despite the allure of having all the characters being run down and fallen from grace (believe me I love it), I can't help but think this series will have to end on a positive note. I'm not suggesting that the genius that is Zach/Matt have concocted a Disney ending, but maybe having a couple key characters regain their hope and/or standing... the Mario Bros seem most likely for this. Captain Falcon really deserves it though. I don't think they'd purposefully cater to the fans (they're doing that intuitively so far) but I'd be willing to bet there's a serious following out there who'd like to see the Captain in particular do something about the status quo.
I've actually seen some portrayals of Falcon as a gay man on Fanfiction.net. Mostly, though, the few bits of slash I've seen him in involves 'friends with benefits' more than not, and they don't show much action, so yeah. (Oddly enough, the two portrayals in question are actually really well written...) I was actually kind of cheering inside when I saw this portrayal in Brawl; what it comes down to is that people need to stop being so afraid of portrayals where Falcon is gay.

But yeah, pretty much the whole series has been about the search for redemption, so I agree with your criticism there that having a somewhat happy ending where some of the characters regain their hope/standing is the most appropriate thing for the series. I've a feeling it might be a bit bittersweet the way things are going now...

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Post  Smashy B on Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:16 pm

You could probably find portrayals of anyone as gay on fanfiction.net

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Post  Serras-Kai on Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:19 pm

I demand a happy ending for Saki.

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Post  Herr Wozzeck on Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:33 pm

smashbro wrote:You could probably find portrayals of anyone as gay on fanfiction.net
True that. But well-written ones? Very few and far between, I'm afraid... No

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Post  Sanosukesama on Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:59 pm

Serras-Kai wrote:I demand a happy ending for Saki.

Word.

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Post  Eiron on Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:17 pm

I just want Wario to find some love.

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Post  The Meta Knight on Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:37 pm

Eiron wrote:I just want Wario to find some love.
"We should hug more" ~Wa

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Post  Serras-Kai on Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:48 pm

The Meta Knight wrote:
Eiron wrote:I just want Wario to find some love.
"We should hug more" ~Wa
Can it, Wa.

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Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:59 am

Tennis?

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Post  zach also rises on Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:06 am

There is a small pocket of Brawl fans that have issue with Captain Falcon being gay, which has to be the most totally bizarre, offensive, and culturally ignorant comment we receive (no offense to anyone, but come on, guys).

I say this because being bummed about something as awesome as Captain Falcon being gay is an explicit indication that homosexuality is an unwanted social trait, AND that all gay people are, what? All limp wristed fairies? You peeps never heard of Rock Hudson or what?

Maybe it's the West Hollywood Adjacent Los Angelean in me, but I can't even comprehend a worldview so isolated that it fails so completely in its understanding of the gay community. I mean, a world in which Captain Falcon can't be both super manly and super gay, that's just not a world anyone should have to live in.

Edit:
what it comes down to is that people need to stop being so afraid of portrayals where Falcon is gay.

If I ever run for President, that is going to be my campaign slogan.

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Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:12 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Patrick_Harris

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Post  Sanosukesama on Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:05 am

zach also rises wrote:Edit:
what it comes down to is that people need to stop being so afraid of portrayals where Falcon is gay.

If I ever run for President, that is going to be my campaign slogan.

Zach for president, 2012. Is Senor Mercer going for VP...?

Thought the Captain Falcon thing was the greatest portrayal of him ever because:
- the costume rocked
- he had some of the best lines in the show IMO (Hush Angel ; Maybe next time, you can show me your moves....)
- even the blooper reel with the blue drink was hilarious

HEY! NPH would NEVER do something like that!

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Post  Herr Wozzeck on Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:36 am

zach also rises wrote:
Edit:
what it comes down to is that people need to stop being so afraid of portrayals where Falcon is gay.

If I ever run for President, that is going to be my campaign slogan.
YUS! Very Happy

That would get you a lot of votes from the liberals.

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Post  Strawberry Ike on Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:01 pm

I don't mind Captain Falcon being gay at all...

But TWBB really nailed it! I love their portrayal of Falcon so much...I've never seen a better gay version of the Captain, NEVER.

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Post  The Meta Knight on Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:53 pm

To be fair Zach et al ... the rest of the world isn't as open minded as the West Coast. Personally I've always envisioned the Captain to be not gay but only because I wasn't trying to think "Oh what sexual preference does he have?". Therefore my mind went with the default setting of "heterosexual" and allowed me to ponder how awesome Captain Falcon is racing and Falcon-Punching, etc.

I think for some people that is also the case... but for the people who are just outraged at the idea... meh. If such a well pulled off performance as that doesn't sway them, I dunno what will.

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Post  zach also rises on Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:12 pm

the rest of the world isn't as open minded as the West Coast.

Right, that's the problem - that someone would have to be "open minded" about sexual orientation. It's also indicative of a complete lack of social awareness of the homosexual community, cuz the canonical Cap'n is about as gay as it gets.

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Post  Smashy B on Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:14 pm

zach also rises wrote:It's also indicative of a complete lack of social awareness of the homosexual community, cuz the canonical Cap'n is about as gay as it gets.
It's the pink and white suit, isn't it?

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Post  Herr Wozzeck on Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:18 pm

smashbro wrote:
zach also rises wrote:It's also indicative of a complete lack of social awareness of the homosexual community, cuz the canonical Cap'n is about as gay as it gets.
It's the pink and white suit, isn't it?
By that token, you could also say that Wolf is the gayest... well... wolf on the galaxy. Neutral

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Post  lanceb on Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:22 pm

zach also rises wrote:the rest of the world isn't as open minded as the West Coast.

Right, that's the problem - that someone would have to be "open minded" about sexual orientation. It's also indicative of a complete lack of social awareness of the homosexual community, cuz the canonical Cap'n is about as gay as it gets.

No ones making fun of gay people here but I always imagined Captain Falcon as being Omnisexual(as stated before) and really don't mind him being gay at all as long as he gets some action time or a chance to prove his manliness by being a hero. In Brawl he really is the most manly character and I as a fan would love to see that. Also, love the show and the portrayal of everyone, keep it up. I will continue watching.

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Post  Relmitos on Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:30 am

I think we all can agree that everyone can be happy so long as the Captain can show us some moves.

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