Who is the Body Dismemberer? *Spoilers?*

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Post  lanceb on Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:04 am

Raya wrote:A thought occurred to me last night.

What if the killer isn't actually one of the characters?

What if the killer is actually someone from Nintendo?

We know that Nintendo the company exists in this world, and judging by the size of their offices are doing quite well. As for just who stars in their games is anybody's guess; none of the characters seem to be in their employ, and the only real life reference we've had is the poster for the Mario Bros movie. Maybe they have alternative versions of the characters, or they did once make games of the characters we know.

So why would Nintendo be the murderer? Firstly, look at the first characters to die; all were the ones left out from Brawl. Nintendo simply didn't want them anymore, so literally killed them off. But what about Dedede? Simple- he's a hedonist. He just doesn't fit in with Nintendo's image. They can't run the risk of his empire of lust getting more powerful. As Dedede says, he has the love of the people. Once he's out of the way, all that's left are the more traditional villians.

But why take the skin and leave the insides? It's a statement. The skin is what the character looks like; the insides are what the character IS. It's a statement about reusing characters, yet ignoring their personalities and history. In this case, Nintendo doesn't care about the character themselves, merely their physical likeness. They're taking the skin to simply reuse it. Which will probably make for some frightening revelations later on...

This is my theory: the Mushroom Kingdom is in terminal decline, and Nintendo, from behind the scenes, is seeking to remake it. Thus they are killing off the characters they don't need, and those that are proving a thorn in their side, in order to remodel the kingdom as they see fit. This is why I'm getting the distinct feeling Kirby is going to be a vicitim soon...
OMG! If this is true it will be another thing to blame Sakurai on. First tripping and now gutting characters and making them into trophys. Fuck You Sakurai!

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Re: Who is the Body Dismemberer? *Spoilers?*

Post  Avalanche on Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:18 am

my mind is still blown from episode 7....the killer is in plain sight according to kirby. Something snapped in Peach's brain and now she's batshit insane? But that makes no sense either cause Peach ordered Kirby to unmask the killer @_@ for now I give up, and probably go "OH SNAP" at the end of episode 9

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Post  Warchamp7 on Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:51 am

Avalanche91 wrote:for now I give up, and probably go "OH SNAP" at the end of episode 9

Warchamp7 wrote:I think we should all just agree that Zach is an asshole writer and by the end episode we'll all be facedesking

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Post  Herr Wozzeck on Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:09 am

Warchamp7 wrote:
Avalanche91 wrote:for now I give up, and probably go "OH SNAP" at the end of episode 9

Warchamp7 wrote:I think we should all just agree that Zach is an asshole writer and by the end episode we'll all be facedesking
Or, we could hope that it's revealed in Episode 8 and just start facedesking then??

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Post  Kefka_Cultist on Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:33 am

The killer has got to be Starfy/Stafy. He's been noted as a Kirby rip-off before, and he attacks enemies by spinning. Perfect for grinding his victims.

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Post  I Roam on Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:31 pm

Holy Fireflower!

Not to shoot down your ideas for who or what the butcher/killer/guy/gal/thingymajig is, but I thought episode 7 made it blatantly obvious!

But I do love the rationalizations/imagination! Keep it up!

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Post  Ansem on Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:15 pm

Yeah, we're pretty stupid arent we....


On another note, Doesnt anyone else find it extremely creepy that Kirby wore Daisy's Head like a hat and danced around with it?

Anyway, The killer is Mario, hands down. He's got a swithcblade hidden inside his moustache.....

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Re: Who is the Body Dismemberer? *Spoilers?*

Post  Raya on Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:20 pm

Ansem wrote:
On another note, Doesnt anyone else find it extremely creepy that Kirby wore Daisy's Head like a hat and danced around with it?

I'm just waiting for the fanart. You know it's gonna happen.

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Post  Kefka_Cultist on Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:26 pm

I Roam wrote:Holy Fireflower!

Not to shoot down your ideas for who or what the butcher/killer/guy/gal/thingymajig is, but I thought episode 7 made it blatantly obvious!

But I do love the rationalizations/imagination! Keep it up!
It will probably seem blatantly obvious once he/she/it is revealed. That thar is a sign of good writing.

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Post  Warchamp7 on Sat Aug 22, 2009 2:13 pm

I Roam wrote:Holy Fireflower!

Not to shoot down your ideas for who or what the butcher/killer/guy/gal/thingymajig is, but I thought episode 7 made it blatantly obvious!

But I do love the rationalizations/imagination! Keep it up!

YOU'VE SEEN THE SCRIPT, OF COURSE ITS OBVIOUS TO YOU

Edit: Holy shit, I was thinking to myself "lol he's trying to make us think it's Mario"

Then I thought about how the butcher leaves the insides but takes the outsides (Assumption)

Then it fucking hit me

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I just blew my own mind

Bricks were shat

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Post  Spontaneous Combustion on Sat Aug 22, 2009 2:30 pm

Warchamp, I have to blame you for the huge hole in my chair right now.
I could build a house with this stuff.


While that theory is awesome, somehow I think it's been proved wrong. Neither Mario or Luigi couldn't have dismembered Dedede. It's probably a lot more complicated.

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Re: Who is the Body Dismemberer? *Spoilers?*

Post  Warchamp7 on Sat Aug 22, 2009 2:56 pm

Spontaneous Combustion wrote:Warchamp, I have to blame you for the huge hole in my chair right now.
I could build a house with this stuff.


While that theory is awesome, somehow I think it's been proved wrong. Neither Mario or Luigi couldn't have dismembered Dedede. It's probably a lot more complicated.

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Post  SmashEd44 on Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:43 pm

I'm just gonna go with Ciretwo's theory of Mewtwo controlling the minds of various people. One, because it's awesome. And Two, because of one minor detail that everyone will think I'm digging waaaaay too deep for.

That detail is on the cast page. There are two more cast members yet to be revealed (known via the Question Mark Icons). One is of Bowser's Actor, who we all are waiting for. The second is Mewtwo of course! He's the only major character not revealed yet. (Besides Toon Link, but that's not really possible.)

I know I'm digging waaaaaay too deep for minor details that, in my mind, point towards the killers' identity.

That, or there's just an extra un-needed Question Mark Box. OR, at the end there could be a little thing going inside Luigi's head between him and Daisy, and as thus, an actor is needed for her. And by thing I mean talk.

That, or Red did it.


Also, in responce to Warchamp, OH GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! XD

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Post  Smashy B on Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:36 pm

Clues were right in front of our face from the beginning...



It's Lakitu.

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Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:33 pm

That does make sense.

I'm with smashbro.

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Post  Warchamp7 on Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:25 pm

"He leaves their insides, why?"

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Post  Kefka_Cultist on Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:18 pm

Warchamp7 wrote:"He leaves their insides, why?"
OOH IKNOWIKNOW!

Because he only needs their outsides!

SO he can stuff them, and use them as trophies.

Which puts Master Hand, Crazy hand, and Tabuu back on my "To Watch" list.

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Post  SurgePox on Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:29 pm

It's been established on the forum that Master Hand, Tabuu, and any original smash characters will not be making any appearances in this series.

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Post  Supp on Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:31 pm

Look, the killer is OBVIOUSLY Samus. Think about it. In Episode 5, when DDD gets killed, she's the only person their! As soon as the lady runs in and tells them their is a fight, Luigi jumps in to go, but Samus puts on a worried face and than kinda steps back as it switches to the fight scene. That puts her as the only person with DDD.

Then, when you hear the police come, Samus shows up and grabs Luigi, leading the way back to DDD and is the first to scream when they see his intestines.

In episode 7, it is further shown that she is the killer when the police chief makes note about Samus at DDD's and Luigi says "Samus? She was with me the whole time-" then suddenly cuts off. Further, Kirby states the killer is "close to Luigi" and has "been their since the beginning."

Finally their is the scene where the Pokemon Trainer talks with Samus, and Samus says "You need to get tough if you want to save the kingdom." That right there gives her the motive. She is trying to save the kingdom by killing off the Dons and others she deems harmful.

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Post  Kefka_Cultist on Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:33 pm

SurgePox wrote:It's been established on the forum that Master Hand, Tabuu, and any original smash characters will not be making any appearances in this series.
Well, I'm not ruling out the trophies idea.


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Post  SurgePox on Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:34 pm

Kefka_Cultist wrote:
SurgePox wrote:It's been established on the forum that Master Hand, Tabuu, and any original smash characters will not be making any appearances in this series.
Well I'm not ruling out the trophies idea.
That's certainly fair.

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Post  Ansem on Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:09 am

smashbro wrote:Clues were right in front of our face from the beginning...



It's Lakitu.

Because those guys are such assholes, He's gotta kill em.

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Post  The Meta Knight on Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:21 am

Ansem wrote:
smashbro wrote:Clues were right in front of our face from the beginning...



It's Lakitu.

Because those guys are such assholes, He's gotta kill em.
Well... if you read my signature...

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Post  MENTOK the MINDTAKER on Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:44 am

Supp wrote:Look, the killer is OBVIOUSLY Samus.

Obviously. Razz

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Post  dranzel on Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:47 am

What about Mr game & watch? he could easily fit under the door, besides he's everywere, on the bar, cap... dude it could be like those old mistery novels, it could be the butler, its there but no one really gives a fuck, and in the end he kills just anyone without a apperent reason...

Yeah i know pretty stupid, just looking tru forum avatars and it hit me drunken

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