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Post  Avalanche on Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:55 am

So basically I got blueprints to some sorta doomsday machine that lets me kill any number of a yet to determine species or objects. What kinda stuff shall we kill today?

you cant have musquito's or the human race though....musquito's will die as soon as I press the button and the human race will be enslaved when my masterplan comes to fruitation.....

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Post  Doctor Shulk on Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:15 am

Oh please let me join in your world domination! I am pretty quiet (IRL) and I won't take up much space nor am I going to sell your secrets to opposing forces, promise.

*innocent look*

I'd like to destroy my high school cause I'm one of THOSE people traumatised by their high school years and wants to go to their 10 year reunion only to see how utterly miserable everyone else is.

Oh and there's a list of guys I'd happily kill. They've mostly been jerks to my best friend.

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Post  MENTOK the MINDTAKER on Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:27 am

You DARE attempt to enslave humanity? Not while there are MIIIIIIIIINDS to MENTAKE!

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Post  Avalanche on Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:34 am

fine mr mindtaker, what would you use your doomsday machine for? aside from taking minds...whats phase 2?

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Post  Raya on Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:42 am

Giant pandas. They're useless animals, and I'm fed up with them getting all the attention from conservationists. Earthworms are more ecologically important, but nobody gives a crap about them, do they? No, it's all about this stupid animal- the only reason it isn't extinct is becuse we think it's cute and keep trying to breed it (even though it won't). So yeah, screw the giant panda.

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Post  MENTOK the MINDTAKER on Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:48 am

Who said I needed a doomsday machine to take minds? Sure it'll help improve the radius buuuuuuut, that's the elegance of my plan. There is no phase 2. Just one simple phase and ohhh.... I dunno. Razz

Maybe command some armour to be made in my image? To solidfy any doubters from starting a coup.

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Post  Avalanche on Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:52 am

Raya wrote:Giant pandas. They're useless animals, and I'm fed up with them getting all the attention from conservationists. Earthworms are more ecologically important, but nobody gives a crap about them, do they? No, it's all about this stupid animal- the only reason it isn't extinct is becuse we think it's cute and keep trying to breed it (even though it won't). So yeah, screw the giant panda.

yeah, were do panda's fit in the foodchain actually? isn't it just bamboo --> panda. end foodchain?

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Post  Raya on Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:58 am

Avalanche91 wrote:

yeah, were do panda's fit in the foodchain actually? isn't it just bamboo --> panda. end foodchain?

Exactly. But it's worse than that. Bears are omnivorous, but the panda has forced itself to become vegetarian. And the only plant it eats is bamboo, which is nutritionally poor. So, in order for it to actually survive on its crappy diet, it has to spend the vast majority of its day eating. Which means it has very little time for anything else, like, say, reproducing.

Seriously, why the hell it isn't extinct already I have no idea.

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Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:02 am

Kill Yourself.

Eventually, It will happen to come with this. With conflict you create conlict, and with the wrong hands, besides, Nobody could make good use of this.

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Post  Sanosukesama on Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:42 am

........I've lived for 25 years in this world, & never have I heard such a convincing argument to kill off the panda. Almost makes a man want to join your newsletter........ >.> <.< Then I remember that scene in Tropic Thunder with Ben Stiller where he kills the panda Razz

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Post  Shy Guy Red on Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:35 pm

I like pandas. ='(

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Post  JGH27 on Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:13 pm

Avalanche91 wrote:fine mr mindtaker, what would you use your doomsday machine for? aside from taking minds...whats phase 2?

Phase 3: Profit

Also, same Camilla on the reunion deal. I wanna go back and be able to say and I quote

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Post  Sanosukesama on Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:32 pm

^ JGH, you make me smile.... Razz Do you need a hug man, it'll be a manly hug I swear! Cool
Edit: We'll bring Camilla too, so it'll be a group hug! After all......'We should hug more....' Razz

@ ShyGuy: /comfort The panda will overcome, like Raya mentioned, it has so far..... Razz

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Post  Ansem on Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:09 pm

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Post  Serras-Kai on Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:21 pm

Everyone who says "the cake is a lie" IRL on a regular basis.

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Post  Doctor Shulk on Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:09 pm

I couldn't agree more.

Also YAY GROUP HUG 8D

If there was a way to destroy all cockroaches I'd be happy. They're so disgusting and creepy and I had to vacuum up 8 mostly-dead ones and it was a very traumatic experience.

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Post  Smashy B on Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:21 pm

I got nothin. Wouldn't kill my high school though. My years were awesome.


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Post  Weldar on Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:24 pm

Can we kill all the cane toads guys? I mean people are already trying their hardest to do so and having a phobia of them isn't really such of a problem when they're dead.

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Post  SurgePox on Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:51 pm

No one, I don't think there is any group or any thing that deserves being wiped off the face of the planet.

anyone who disagrees I will refer to this image.

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Post  Smashy B on Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:57 pm

SurgePox wrote:No one, I don't think there is any group or any thing that deserves being wiped off the face of the planet.

anyone who disagrees I will refer to this image.
I'll argue Taliban with, "Do unto others as they would do to you." I mean with the terrorism and loss of the World Trade Center...

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Post  Shy Guy Red on Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:57 pm

queen_camilla wrote:
If there was a way to destroy all cockroaches I'd be happy. They're so disgusting and creepy and I had to vacuum up 8 mostly-dead ones and it was a very traumatic experience.

I was this way at first, but I soon noticed that every time you get near a cockroach they scurry away at fast speed, it's kind of cute. Razz
Sometimes I like to walk to a group of say 5 of them and watch them all run away real fast.

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Post  MENTOK the MINDTAKER on Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:28 am

Weldar wrote:Can we kill all the cane toads guys? I mean people are already trying their hardest to do so and having a phobia of them isn't really such of a problem when they're dead.

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Post  SurgePox on Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:14 am

Don't smash me, bro! wrote:
SurgePox wrote:No one, I don't think there is any group or any thing that deserves being wiped off the face of the planet.

anyone who disagrees I will refer to this image.
I'll argue Taliban with, "Do unto others as they would do to you." I mean with the terrorism and loss of the World Trade Center...
I riposte with the words of Ghandi: "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."

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Post  Smashy B on Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:53 pm

SurgePox wrote:
Don't smash me, bro! wrote:
SurgePox wrote:No one, I don't think there is any group or any thing that deserves being wiped off the face of the planet.

anyone who disagrees I will refer to this image.
I'll argue Taliban with, "Do unto others as they would do to you." I mean with the terrorism and loss of the World Trade Center...
I riposte with the words of Ghandi: "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."
So sit back and do nothing or write a very angry speech only to wait and have them do it all over again?

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Post  SurgePox on Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:59 pm

Don't smash me, bro! wrote:
SurgePox wrote:
Don't smash me, bro! wrote:
SurgePox wrote:No one, I don't think there is any group or any thing that deserves being wiped off the face of the planet.

anyone who disagrees I will refer to this image.
I'll argue Taliban with, "Do unto others as they would do to you." I mean with the terrorism and loss of the World Trade Center...
I riposte with the words of Ghandi: "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."
So sit back and do nothing or write a very angry speech only to wait and have them do it all over again?
Believe it or not, there are ways to get your point accross without mass genocide. Just because the other side is attempting mass casualties does not mean we should, otherwise that makes us no better then them.

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