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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  Doctor Shulk on Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:31 pm

I started playing as Ike in Subspace and was surprised by how good he was. I suppose because I could one-hit everything on the field and 3-hit all the other-character bosses in the Great Maze.

Then again I saw how low he's actually ranked and how I actually managed to lose to Toon Link, like, 3 times as Ike then win as Meta Knight.

Also, I really suck at Brawl. Not gonna lie. I'm probably one of those noobs who says funny things...especially playing Metroid or something.
"AHHH OH MY GOD I HATE TIMERS WTF AHHHHHH WHAT AM I DOING HERE TAKE THE CONTROLLER."

Although I was actually proud of this quote.
*playing Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door*
"so...wait, omg, a bridge? I love engineers."

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  Da Monz on Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:33 pm

I remember a poor guy who lacked the knowledge of the meaning of "lol"

I don't remember which game... one of the countless MMO's out there XD

here's how it was happening:

Dude #1: "what do you mean lol?"
Dude #2: "lol what, what do i mean?"
Dude #1: "I mean, the word, lol, what does it mean?"
Dude #2: "which word lol?"
etc.

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  TheTJ on Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:16 pm

Da Monz wrote:I remember a poor guy who lacked the knowledge of the meaning of "lol"

I don't remember which game... one of the countless MMO's out there XD

here's how it was happening:

Dude #1: "what do you mean lol?"
Dude #2: "lol what, what do i mean?"
Dude #1: "I mean, the word, lol, what does it mean?"
Dude #2: "which word lol?"
etc.

"Who's on first!"
"That's what *I* want to know!"

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  SnakeInABox on Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:38 pm

Someone beat me to the reference. fuck you man, you can take your abbot and costelo!

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  DarkFalco on Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:40 pm

SnakeInABox wrote:Someone beat me to the reference. fuck you man, you can take your abbot and costelo!

you know the first time i heard that it was actually on rainman....dustin hoffman for the win Razz

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  Iliad on Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:43 pm

"Ice climbers chaingrab should be banned, that shit is rigged."

"No it's not, you just need to space them, don't let them get the grab. They're bird."

"Fuck you, you don't know what you're talking about, I'd wreck you. Who do you play?"

"Marth."

"Ha, let's play."

6 min later

"Wtf marth's tips shouldn't have been put in the game, that shit is rigged."

<3 noobs, they fatten the prize pool.

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Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:28 pm

Illiad is wrong every character I play is broken wth

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  zoltanben90 on Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:28 pm

My favourite is the "Its the hosts GD fault i just died there" and its with people with 4-3 bar connections
And I like to yell the names of the moves i do in SF some people like it others hate it
TAI-GER!!

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  TD260 on Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:55 pm

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:19 am



Felt appropriate.

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  Avalanche on Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:47 am

Is apropiate Razz carry on

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  Warchamp7 on Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:05 am

Iliad wrote:<3 noobs, they fatten the prize pool.

This is the only reason Iliad talks to me. He likes kicking the shit out of my Falco.

Fobby wrote:

Felt appropriate.

I don't know which one you're calling the noob. I hate one shot bodyshot kills in TF2. Charging is dumb.

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:31 am

Bam.

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  Hans on Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:10 pm

TF2, noob spies with Cloak and Dagger, they all hide in the same spots. Then they accuse me of hacking when I set them on fire, or even better, headshot them. Very Happy

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:33 am

You should probably turn the aimbot off.

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  Hans on Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:35 am

shhhhh

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  Neytari on Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:46 am

Does SecondLife count? Oh the stories of SecondLife n00bs...

So one night I was helping what I thought was just a newbie. He was using obnoxious chat-speak, but I'm forgiving. I was private chatting with him explaining some things:

Him: iz it true u can own houses here?
Me: Sort of. It's a little complicated,
Me: You should probably start by renting a room.
Him: do u have a house?
Me: I rent a cabin.
Him: can i c it?
Me: Maybe later, I'm happy here right now.
Him: iz it true u can fuck on here?
Me: Some do, yes.
Him: take me 2 ur house so we cn fuck.

Sigh.

I've also been asked "Do you do like, quests and shit on this?"

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:00 am

inb4 hans

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  Hans on Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:50 am

inb4 Fobby

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  Safetyfirst on Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:35 pm

Playing Counter-Strike:Source (FPS) online. I get one headshot to a noob standing perfectly still. Accuses me of aimbotting from 1 headshot and tries to voteban me then an admin kicks him.

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  Omicron Austin on Sun May 02, 2010 4:07 pm

I've always been a ridiculously calm gamer. I'm not sure what's hard about it. I'm essentially the only one of my friends that is not a whiny bitch every time I make a stupid mistake and blame it on something else.

Mostly in Street Fighter, now.

"WTF!? I'm doing a 720 grab ultra, and you're right in front of me! You can't just jump out of the way!"
"Actually, dude, I can. Be less predictable and find a better time to use it."

"WTF!? You're doing a 720 grab ultra and I CAN'T jump away! THIS @#$% is BULL@#$@. @#$%@"
"You were attacking, you can't jump while attacking."
"You lucky jerk!"
"I planned it that way. It's not a random thing."

One time, when something a little odd happened against me, he even said "Dude, I would have complained if that happened to me." Hell yeah you would have! What's the point of complaining? Everything in the game affects the both of us, it's not going to magically go your way, you dolt.

The worst part is that when he wins (which is about half the time, why the hell does he complain so much?) he's so freaking smug about it. I'm not sure why we're friends. >_>

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  HUDSONBOY111 on Sun May 02, 2010 4:17 pm

Avalanche91 wrote:

Newbs are the new/inexperienced players who may actually have some hope left.
Noobs are the trash talking 12 yo idiots mic-spamming swearwords.

HEY!!

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  HUDSONBOY111 on Sun May 02, 2010 4:24 pm

Yeah, I know, double post, but it's on a different topic completely.

My friend (a newb) thinks that Sonic ISN'T cheap. And he tries convincing me that he isn't too.

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  Weldar on Sun May 02, 2010 5:20 pm

Noobs say the funniest things, there was this guy on a forum who thought Sonic was cheap Laughing

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  Omicron Austin on Sun May 02, 2010 5:32 pm

Weldar wrote:Noobs say the funniest things, there was this guy on a forum who thought Sonic was cheap Laughing

Razz

Dang, you beat me to it!

"Cheap" is only an excuse for you falling for the same move over and over again.

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