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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  HUDSONBOY111 on Sun May 02, 2010 6:03 pm

OmicronAustin wrote:
Weldar wrote:Noobs say the funniest things, there was this guy on a forum who thought Sonic was cheap Laughing

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Dang, you beat me to it!

"Cheap" is only an excuse for you falling for the same move over and over again.

Actually, I challenged the newb to a brawl on Final Destination where both of us were Sonic. Guess who won.

And Weldar... I'm afraid I'll have to smack you Wink

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  SurgePox on Sun May 02, 2010 6:51 pm

As evidence by your signature you play as Wolf, not so sure that I can feel for you about the other guy being "too cheap." All of the times that my friend picks Sonic, I whomp him.

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  HUDSONBOY111 on Sun May 02, 2010 6:56 pm

Oh, sorry that I didn't say it. I still beat him, he's just really really REALLY annoying.

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  SnakeInABox on Sun May 02, 2010 6:58 pm

I Lol at Surge One Uping you.

"Oh, you say he is a Noob? CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, HUDSONBOY!!!!"

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  HUDSONBOY111 on Sun May 02, 2010 7:50 pm

Snake, did you purposely put all the exclamation points or was it like the reverse effect of "!!!1"? haha

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  SnakeInABox on Sun May 02, 2010 8:05 pm

What? What does posting exclamation points have to do with anything? Did I mean to post them?

Aw, fuck, I see what you mean.

SnakeInABox wrote:"Oh, you say he is a Noob? CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, HUDSONBOY!@!%$(&#%!(&$)@)@*@!)&"

There, Fix'd. Thanks for pointing out I accidentally posted exclamation points?

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  Hans on Mon May 03, 2010 1:11 am

Snake u mad brah?

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  Avalanche on Mon May 03, 2010 2:56 am

so left 4 dead 2, final of the passing, we play as infected.
I am not a very good Tank and one of my teammates (lets call him Pillock) was loud enough to make sure the entire team figured that out. I apologise towards my team for the kinda lousy performance. Second time we get a tank, a player slightly better then me gets the tank, and Pillock was still whining about the terrible tanks we are.
Pillock gets the tank, aaand he's even worse then me. Something I didn't mind telling him. His reaction?
"But they run away..."
"NO SHIT"
Pillock has left the server /ragequit

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  Vivian Vex on Sun Jun 06, 2010 10:14 am

Faux-Bee wrote:i play my games without sound its annoying

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  .. on Sun Jun 06, 2010 10:42 am

I miss owning noobs. I haven't played an online match in several months.

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  Omicron Austin on Sun Jun 06, 2010 10:06 pm

It's my goal in life to get hate mail in Street Fighter 4.

But that won't happen for a while. I get about a 50% win rate, so I don't win but such a large margin when I do win. Win.

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  SnakeInABox on Fri Jun 11, 2010 6:54 pm

Facebook. Andrew is some douche at school who always argues with me.

I am Ryan. Andrews Profile picture is the cake from Portal

Kelsie weirdness...life is one big blow job....it feels great but sucks...lol

Andrew
O_o im wondering how u would know that lol

Ryan
THE CAKE IS A LIE

Andrew
do ya even understand what that means?

Ryan
Yes. I have played Portal.

Andrew
have u ever finished it?

Ryan
Three times.

Andrew
did u ever finish the challenge mode levels?

Ryan
Yes

Andrew
all of them?

Yes. I beat the game. All the way.

Andrew
you are aware that for all i know you could be just saying this, i have no honest clue to tell whether or not you're actually telling any hint of truth.

Ryan
Then don't believe me. I don;t need to have Andrews satisfaction to know I fucking beat Portal. You wanna quiz me or something? Jesus.

Andrew
fuck man i wasn't trying to start a danm argument, piss off if you're gonna be that way.

Ryan
Nor was I. I'm just saying, you don;t seem to believe the fact I beat an extremely easy 5 hour video game.

Andrew
i find it odd that it took you 5 hours to beat it when in most cases it only takes about 2 or 3, i wasn't saying ya didn't fuckin beat it, i was saying that i have no proof ya beat it, and if ya didn't make the comment about my profile picture then ya wouldn't have had to talk to me in the first place anyways and this whole thing coulda been avoided dopeshit.

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It did take me five hours to beat it, play through plus challenge modes. You have a problem with the speed I play?

If you talk that way, then you have no proof you beat it as well. For all we know you just googled cake, and thats the first thing that came up.

I like Portal. I saw your picture and thought I would make a harmless Portal joke. Little did I know you would make this into an ordeal challenge on my gaming skills.

Andrew
well seeing as the time you're at school, you seem like a supermario obsessed aetheistic little shitwad with nothing better to do but sit there trying to annoy me and then acting like shit didn't happen and trying to make me look bad in front of other people, i didn't think your stupid ass could understand a game such as portal, so i was rather ... See Moreshocked you played it at all or that you even freakin finished it for that matter

2nd of all, i don't think i could give 1/4th of a shit whether or not ya really did play it or whether ya have any gaming skills beyond those of supermario anyways, but i had just made a comment after yours asking if you even knew what the fuck i meant.

and 3rd of all, i never said i had a sungle fucking problem with the time it takes you to play through a game, i had just been saying most people finish it before then.

and in fact i did play the game, finish it, finished all the challenge modes, and then went on to finish the rest of the crap on orange box, and since nobody likes seeing my fuck ugly face and being out of avatar ideas, yes, i did fucking google portal for a picture of the fucking cake because i have a few friends who would get an inside joke of mine about it, if ya don't like it you can go die in a hole and burn in hell for all i care.

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TL;DR. But I think it sums up to "Doo dee doo look at me, I speak bullshit"

Yea man, Really. Stop trying to prove a point or something and just take my Portal joke. I don't have problem with Portal. My "The cake is a lie" wasn't some secret metaphorical "Fuck you" or anything, I was quoting the game. If you want to turn it into some big thing, be my guest. I can sit here and laugh as you make a big deal out of nothing.


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I lol'd

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  SurgePox on Fri Jun 11, 2010 7:12 pm

It's cute when people try to be refined gaming elitists over Portal, a game everyone has heard of, and was literally availible for free. This guy just sounds like he is insecure, and is hoping that he can prove he is more into portal than you are and is more into "good" games, and thus is somehow better than you. Tell him to take his insecurities and go shove it.

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  .. on Fri Jun 11, 2010 7:15 pm

Re: Noobs say the funniest things

"So I was on Xbox-Live last night..."
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*awaits for the booing to start*

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  Hans on Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:50 pm

Boo?

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  .. on Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:04 pm

Hans wrote:Boo?

Finally I got a "Boo".

+1 for you.

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:59 pm

i like it when people hate it when i fan scout them

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  SurgePox on Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:22 pm

I've got a funny story. Mostly just a "stupid kids in the server" story.

So I'm deathmatching it up in TF2, when this this comes into the server, a bit of a server regular, has a tendancy to get upset over things. He says that you can now trade items in tf2, which was met with immediate skepticsm. I tell him if it were true it would be on the blog, and ask him where eh heard it. He says his friend told him, and I, still in bullshitting mode, tell him that his friend is a damn liar. He takes this SUPER personally and deletes me off of his friends list, and goes on about how much he hates me and how he always hated me and that we will never be friends again. I take this opportunity to go into therapy mode, explaining to him that he shouldn't get upset over things on the internet. The rest of the server found this to be sound advice, but he disregarded it and got even more upset.

So, 5 minutes later, he starts bitching me out because I have my steam profile set to friends only. I ask him why he cares, and he said he wanted to write something mean on my steam page. I lol'd right at him, and mocked him for his lack of foresight. This makes him even more angry and he ragequits.

Fun times. Outlaw was there too.

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  .. on Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:27 pm

I knew this was coming. xD
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This made my day, I swear. It was hilarious to listen too. Here is some of the conversation.

Dr. Surgepox - "I am trying to give you advice: Don't take things so serious on the internet."
Him - "Dude look up the definition of advice. That isn't advice."

*Several Server Members* - "Umm... Yea that is advice dude."

Me - "LOL!"

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This guy started to say SurgePox was a Justin Bieber fan and that Surge had several posters of him in his room.
I say, "Oh lord, next thing he will say is a your mom joke."

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  Smashy B on Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:43 pm

That's hella funny. Damn the server for being full when I started up TF2.

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  .. on Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:40 am

So I am playing in the server that Surge and I play in. There is this guy named Slick, he was a sniper on the other team. I had just joined the server he had like 22 points. I go sniper and climb to the top of the tower and shoot down and headshot him.

He says, "I hate it when noob snipers go to the higher level."

I don't say anything, I jump down to the lower level and start killing him then.

Then he says, "Halos vs Pros." He thought he was pro, "Halos" was referring to the Halo hat I had on. I kicked the guys ass and zoomed past his score. He then just switched to another class. I was like, "What?"

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  Xiaping on Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:51 pm

I say the funniest things...

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  TD260 on Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:23 pm

Xiaping wrote:I say the funniest things...

I see what you did there...


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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  Xiaping on Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:26 pm

indeed...

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Re: Noobs say the funniest things

Post  HUDSONBOY111 on Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:47 pm

I suck at first-person shooters, for the most part. My friend and I were playing MW2 once and he nuked me. Twice. I now have a permanent n00b status when playing his Xbox, no matter how much better I might get. bounce

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