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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  SnakeInABox on Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:41 pm

Granted, but I punch you in the FUCKING FACE for unoriginality.... Then you get hit by an airplane

I wish I was the 5th Beatle

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  DarkFalco on Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:42 pm

@gato granted but you get just a liiittle too close to the sun. good job listening to your dad there Razz
@snakeinabox, granted but your end up being killed...there can only be four XD

i wish i could go to north carolina with my friends this summer

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Post  SnakeInABox on Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:55 pm

Haha, Like that quaint Icarus reference.

Granted, you find a dead body and poke it. It is a zombie. It eats you brains

I wish I enjoyed peoples company better.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gato on Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:49 pm

Granted, your life becomes a never ending party and you wake up one morning naked in a dumpster with three other naked people and don't know what city it is or how you got there.

I wish I could sleep for a living.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  JGH27 on Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:51 pm

Granted, people assume you're dead and bury you alive

I wish I knew if this girl was playing with me or not

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gato on Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:53 pm

Granted. She's not.

I wish I could date a guy who looked exactly like Christian Bale.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  JGH27 on Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:56 pm

Granted, he starts yelling at you calling you an amatuer all he time and belittles you

I wish I wa the "bad boy" type

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gato on Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:57 pm

Granted. You're promptly arrested.

I wish that people didn't judge on appearances.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  JGH27 on Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:00 pm

Granted.....(really doesn't wanna corrupt this wish) they judge based on your cities rep

I wish I never corrupted that wish

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  .. on Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:03 pm

Gato wrote:Granted. You're promptly arrested.

LOL This made me laugh. +1 for you mate!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gato on Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:15 pm

Outlaw wrote:
Gato wrote:Granted. You're promptly arrested.

LOL This made me laugh. +1 for you mate!

Why, thank you! cheers

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  JGH27 on Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:16 pm

coughcorruptthewishlolcough

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  DarkFalco on Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:17 pm

granted. your cough gets worse.

i wish i could get some bloody sleep already!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gato on Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:51 pm

Granted, you sleep for 20 years and when you wake up nobody knows you.

I wish I didn't have to work in the morning.

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Post  Doctor Shulk on Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:03 pm

Granted. You're fired.

I wish a rather attractive gentleman would give me a massage.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gato on Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:34 pm

Granted. He's gay.

I wish I could regenerate.

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Post  Relmitos on Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:46 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, when you regenerate, the regenerated bits and pieces all come back deformed and you look like a freak.

I wish I didn't have so much math homework. I've gotten rather large assignments every day.

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Post  SurgePox on Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:13 pm

Granted, you have tons of homework in every class except math.

I wish today was Christmas.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gato on Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:14 pm

Granted, but you get coal.

I wish it wouldn't get so hot in the summer.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  SnakeInABox on Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:17 pm

Granted, it is now -100 degrees. You freeze to death.

I wish I was the new Midna/Navi/King of red lions for Link in the next video game.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  JGH27 on Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:19 pm

Granted, Nintendo goes bankrupted to everyone turning their back on them for releasing it.

I wish I was more awake right now

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  SurgePox on Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:23 pm

Granted, you can never fall asleep.

I wish I had a beard

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  JGH27 on Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:24 pm

Granted, a bird makes a nest in it and you're not allowed to shave it or get rid of the bird

I wish I had a girlfriend

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  DRTJR on Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:27 pm

Granted, she's a royal bitch

i wish Females stopped using thing that physically hurt on me

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  TheTJ on Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:28 pm

Granted, but slowly the beard becomes more and more the focus of your life. You find yourself spending all your money on shampoos and combs. Your family holds an intervention after a few months of this, but you leave in a storm as they "Just didn't get it". You begin to grow jealous of your beard, you hide it from the world by wearing turtlenecks and just tucking it in the neck. Eventually, you just stop leaving your home alltogether. You just spend all your time combing and washing your beard.

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I wish I had a pony! Razz

(Edit: awwwww man. That's what I get for taking forever.)

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