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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Blue Madness on Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:52 pm

Granted, the government takes you to study your body.

I wish "Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones" hadn't been so short.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gato on Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:54 pm

Granted, it's longer, but the story sucks.

I wish I had an endless supply of Turkey Jerky.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  SurgePox on Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:07 pm

Granted, but you're no longer in the mood for turkey jerky.

I wish that I lived in space.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Avalanche on Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:13 pm

granted. you live between a lot of curious alien races who are all too eager to probe

I wish I was healthier

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gato on Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:59 pm

Granted, everyone around you dies of disease and you question why you alone survived the apocolypse before taking your own life.

I wish I could perform ninjutsu.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Serras-Kai on Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:06 pm

granted, you are killed by a rival Ninja clan

I wish I had an infinite supply of Cream Soda that would never be poisoned nor would I ever drown in it.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Avalanche on Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:44 am

granted. A wave of cream soda floods trough your neighbourhood, all the way to the ocean, intoxicating pretty much all marine life except for jellyfish.

I wish I'll get that job tomorrow

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  DarkFalco on Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:41 am

granted. it ends up being the worst job ever and your boss is constantly trying to kill you/get you fired

i wish it would snow do i don't have school tomorrow

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  DRTJR on Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:08 am

Granted, it's a blizzard that takes out society for the next hundred miles before crushing you under tons of Ice

I wish a wasn't so bad at the whole romance thing

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Ansem on Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:48 am

granted.....just granted, you deserve it.

i wish i could hang out with you guys some time, would be awesome

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  DarkFalco on Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:30 pm

granted. but once you meet us in real life you don't want to hang with us anymore

i wish my back would stop hurting and that i won't have to get surgery on it

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gato on Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:39 pm

Granted, now your knees start hurting.

I wish I had a magical wishing ring, like in Grimm's fairy tales.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  SnakeInABox on Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:42 pm

Granted, every wish you wish is corrupted.

I wish I was as good at this game as Gato

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gato on Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:59 pm

Granted, but you still can't compare in the slightest to my AWESOME.

I wish had a real silk kimono.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Doctor Shulk on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:05 pm

Granted, but now you have to dress like and act like a geisha. Have fun.

I wish I didn't slack until 3 in the afternoon.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gato on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:10 pm

Granted, now you're up at 3 am every morning and don't go back to sleep until after 12.

I wish I didn't have to work in the morning.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Hans on Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:48 am

Granted, but you have to work double shifts at night.

I wish I was better at tf2.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gato on Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:27 pm

Granted, but just as you get better, TF3 comes out so it doesn't matter anymore.

I wish I had my N64 games back.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Hans on Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:41 pm

Granted, but you suffocate whilst trying to blow the dust out of them.

I wish I wish I hadn't squished that fish. (+1 to anyone who gets the reference)

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  JGH27 on Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:54 pm

Granted, instead of squishing the fish you let it live and the future still changes and Hitler wins

I wish I didn't have to wake up at 6am Monday now for mobile TV

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gato on Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:59 pm

So sleep through it then.

I wish I had some toast.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Hans on Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:02 am

granted, but it's burnt

I wish I had an infinite supply of Mountain Dew.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gato on Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:04 am

Granted, it completely dissolves your teeth.

I wish I could read Kanji.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Smashy B on Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:07 am

Granated. You forget English. Oh well.

I wish Gato's posts weren't 90% in this thread.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Weldar on Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:25 am

Granted but now all her posts outside this thread are her stating her name and describing her joints in song form.

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