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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  TD260 on Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:48 am

Gato wrote:Granted, but there's another one right after that's worth more of a grade.

I wish my cat didn't poop so much.

granted. the only time it poops now, it does it in your bed.

I wish My glasses were fixed

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gato on Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:00 am

Granted, but now you're blind.

I wish I could remember the awesome wish I thought of earlier.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Avalanche on Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:47 am

granted, but upon reflection; its really not as awesome as you remembered it

I wish more people know the awesomeness of this forum

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gato on Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:08 pm

Granted, we're flooded with noobs now. Way to go.

I wish I didn't have to wait until March 14 for Heartgold and Soulsilver.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  TheTJ on Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:14 pm

Gato wrote:Granted, we're flooded with noobs now. Way to go.

I wish I didn't have to wait until March 14 for Heartgold and Soulsilver.

Granted, you now have to wait until AUGUST 14.

I am out of Cheetos, I wish for more.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  TD260 on Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:32 pm

granted. you die crushed to death by a giant bag of cheetos.

I wish that I could find a working link to the brawl+ texture I want...

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gato on Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:57 pm

Granted, but it's completely infested with malware and it eats your HD alive.

i wish I had some cheese.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Sahrimnir on Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:02 am

Granted, but it's a very smelly kind so now your entire house stinks.

I wish I was a superhero!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Ansem on Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:26 am

granted, you are now fork man, you are able to shoot forks out of your colon.

it hurts a lot.

I wish i could be with my girl right now. RIGHT NOW [/angerissues]

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gato on Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:54 am

Granted, but she's on her period. Enjoy.

I wish I could talk to animals.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  .. on Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:51 am

Granted, but you can't talk to humans.

I wish the next Elder Scrolls game would come out soon.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  TheTJ on Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:55 am

Granted, but it's in the format of a dating simulator.

I wish I had the ability to transform without limitation.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gato on Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:21 am

Granted, but you gradually forget your human form and spend the rest of your life in a zoo.

I wish the Tasmanian Tiger were still alive.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Avalanche on Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:49 am

granted....cause it kinda is.....wiki it. untill I press this incredibly shiny bright red button next to my computer.....so shiny.....

I wish I had a rubber band?

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  .. on Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:22 pm

Granted, but it snaps.

I wish the Heavy's Sandvich tastes as good as it sounds and looks.

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Post  Bugman on Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:47 pm

Granted, but you suffer food poisoning.

I wish I was Spider-Man.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  TheTJ on Tue Feb 16, 2010 2:11 pm

Granted. Mr. Raimi wants you to do Jazz hands now.

I wish you had believed me.
JL

(LOST reference)

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gato on Tue Feb 16, 2010 2:42 pm

Granted, but that H-bomb still goes off.

I wish I could meet Hugh Laurie.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  .. on Tue Feb 16, 2010 3:37 pm

Granted, but he treats you like a jerk like House would.

I wish I were a splicer.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gato on Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:36 pm

Granted, but you splice an atom and create a black hole.

I wish I could divide by zero.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  JGH27 on Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:40 pm

Granted, the answer remains the same

I wish this thread doesn't get locked and put out of it's misery

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  SnakeInABox on Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:46 pm

Granted, it continues to live on, sadly, without anyone posting anything funny.

I wish I could laugh at sad and awkward things without people looking at me weird.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gato on Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:57 pm

Granted, now they look at you with scorn.

I wish I lived in a mansion.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  JGH27 on Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:59 pm

Granted, you share it with vengeful ghosts

I wish this thread gets locked (realised reverse psychology was fail last time lol)

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  .. on Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:19 pm

JGH27 wrote:Granted, you share it with vengeful ghosts

I wish this thread gets locked (realised reverse psychology was fail last time lol)

I really REALLY hope that was a Luigi's Mansion reference. Because I was going to reference Luigi's Mansion.

*JGH27 here, yes it was. Imma all up in yo comments fool*
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Granted, now there is no fun to be had on the forums. evar.

I wish I had telekinesis.


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