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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  SurgePox on Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:21 pm

TheTJ wrote:I think I've equated my situation pretty well.

Everyone here seems to be okay with not dating, but honestly, I'm not. I've NEVER had a date. this is terrible. What's worse is that I'm doing next to nothing to change that. I mean, sure, if some girl comes up to me and starts flirting (And I recognize it as flirting) I'll act on it but other than that...

It's like saying "Boy, I wish I could win the lottery" but never buying a ticket, just hoping to find a winning one.

Sooo... any advice, keeping in mind my shut-in status?
1. Take the initiative. You have to be the one to make the first move. Most girls are just sort of waiting around for men to come get them, they don't really actively try to pick up guys (though it does happen). You have to be the one to break the ice.
2. Don't be a pussy. You have to be confident. Don't try to play the sensitive, or nice guy angle, girls love being just friends with those kinds of guys. Convince yourself that you're a motherfucking badass, and act the part. Don't go overboard with this, I'm just trying to say that you should be a confident male.

This is all I can think of off the top of my head, given that you're a shut in who doesn't talk to any girls. From there the rest is easy enough to figure out.

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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  .. on Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:58 pm

1. Be a gentleman.
2. Talk like the Spy on TF2.

100% Guaranteed to work! Cool /joke

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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  DRTJR on Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:30 pm

Fedaykin wrote:
Minby_Aran wrote:
Blue Madness wrote:
Sahrimnir wrote:I've never been in a relationship...

I don't have a problem making contact with girls. It's the step after that, that's the problem.
This has led to me having many female friends, but no girlfriend.
[2]
[3]

Every girl I've ever liked beyond a friend, always pushed the "friend zone" on me, causing me to be essentially screwed in the love department.
[4]

"Yeah,I love you too,but more like a brother..."
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most i have asked out resulted in he getting a lot of bruises. to of the ones that didn't resort to physical violence used the friend card on me, the other chick was a Lesbian.

and honestly i don't know what i am doing wrong

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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  Avalanche on Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:31 am

just sounds unlucky really, but girls across the ocean are kinda diffrent then the girls here so don't feel like I should give advise

(everyone: We didnt ask you)

Also, you guys seem like fine gents in online personality. If this translates to rl you should be alright if you dont aim for the whorebiskit who only likes badguys

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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  JonnyJinx on Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:03 am

MENTOK the MINDTAKER wrote:Simply put, my relationships tend to end.. badly. Not really much more to say about that.

How does one like you gain -28 notoriety...?

The last time I had a girlfriend was when I was 13. So... y'knooooow.

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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  Doctor Shulk on Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:19 am

Blue Madness wrote:Not really. If you do anything, chances are it'll fail and you'll end up like Sahrimnir and everyone that quoted him.

I admire your positivity, good sir. -cough-

I'm spending my Single's Awareness Day bashing a heart-shaped pinata with my other cynical, single friends, and idk what else. Enjoying being single. Frankly, apart from the odd loneliness and the 'why does nobody like me' thing, being single's great. So much cooler than being in a relationship. Cool

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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  Ansem on Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:47 am

you could also use certain tricks that are garantueed to get you at least some love, but those only work on party's. and i mean mixxed party's, not family reunions and LAN-party's!

like mine, wich is grab the nearest guitar/piano and play the nice muscician part-thingy, works like a charm

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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  Avalanche on Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:10 am

either you live in the fucked up part of Holland, or I should learn to play more then "under the bridge", "Tears in Heaven" and "Another day in Paradise" on the piano.

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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  Ansem on Sun Feb 07, 2010 1:27 pm

Avalanche91 wrote:either you live in the fucked up part of Holland, or I should learn to play more then "under the bridge", "Tears in Heaven" and "Another day in Paradise" on the piano.

it's a little bit of both actually. ameliƩ (how much i hate that song) works wonders, for guitar it's stuff like wonderwall, james blunt and all that crap. you'd be suprised how a girl can be influenced by a different type of song.

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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  zoltanben90 on Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:13 pm

I had a great girl but lost her due to a mix of my insecuritys and her inability to show affection. I feel like I went from her "one" to friend zoned but I guess its just a open door for someone else i guess

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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  SnakeInABox on Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:22 pm

zoltanben90 wrote:I had a great girl but lost her due to a mix of my insecuritys and her inability to show affection. I feel like I went from her "one" to friend zoned but I guess its just a open door for someone else i guess

Oh god, story of my fucking life.

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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  MENTOK the MINDTAKER on Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:25 pm

JonnyJinx wrote:
MENTOK the MINDTAKER wrote:Simply put, my relationships tend to end.. badly. Not really much more to say about that.

How does one like you gain -28 notoriety...?

The last time I had a girlfriend was when I was 13. So... y'knooooow.
Wow, that IS odd. Oh well, now I don't have to worry about what I post now Razz Still... wow.

Someone must've spent a long time giving me those negs.

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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  SnakeInABox on Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:11 pm

Woa.....I dont remember you saying anything that was Neg worthy....?

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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  MENTOK the MINDTAKER on Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:21 pm

SnakeInABox wrote:Woa.....I dont remember you saying anything that was Neg worthy....?
A grand total of 108 Negative Votes if my suspicion is correct. Wow! Razz

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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  DarkFalco on Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:29 am

Reaper wrote:
SnakeInABox wrote:Woa.....I dont remember you saying anything that was Neg worthy....?
A grand total of 108 Negative Votes if my suspicion is correct. Wow! Razz
yeah what was up with that? is that why u changed your username?
also i'm glad that everyone likes this thread so much. i wasn't sure how many people would actually respond Razz

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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  Warchamp7 on Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:04 am

queen_camilla wrote:Frankly, apart from the odd loneliness and the 'why does nobody like me' thing, being single's great. So much cooler than being in a relationship. Cool

"Apart from the whole 'being alone' part, being alone is awesome."

I used to not give a shit about not being in a relationship. Then it suddenly seemed like I had a chance with the only girl I really like. Now shit sucks.

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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  .. on Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:58 pm

Just act like House and you won't have any problems! Cool

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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  JGH27 on Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:08 pm

So another girl I was interested just got in a relationship. Apparently she did like me but this guy worked in her town and had a car when she didn't.....fml


This SOOO was needed lo

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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  SnakeInABox on Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:19 pm

JGH27 wrote:So another girl I was interested just got in a relationship. Apparently she did like me but this guy worked in her town and had a car when she didn't.....fml

Stop. Worrying. About. Girls.

They cause you nothing but trouble. Let "her" come to you.

Or learn how to take it up the ass.

On second thought, let "her" come to you.

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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  Bugman on Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:29 pm

Outlaw wrote:Just act like House and you won't have any problems! Cool

Actually, no. Do not believe in fiction, if House was real, he would be in prison by now, probably for a good 20 years.

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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  SnakeInABox on Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:31 pm

He is technically right. Act like house sure you may go to jail for a a good 20 years.... But no more girl problems!

Now dropping the soap, that is a different story.

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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  DRTJR on Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:33 pm

BY2K wrote:
Outlaw wrote:Just act like House and you won't have any problems! Cool

Actually, no. Do not believe in fiction, if House was real, he would be in prison by now, probably for a good 20 years.

Na he'd be in for 40 years for narcotics charges alone

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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  .. on Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:34 pm

I guess you guys can't tell the difference between a joke and actual advice. Besides I said act like House, not do anything illegal, or be on narcotics. It just means be an ass to everyone. You would have to be crazy to follow that advice. Rolling Eyes

Go with my Spy joke then, seems to realistic. What a Face


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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  SnakeInABox on Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:36 pm

Jail for murder.

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Re: DarkFalco's lonely hearts club

Post  TheTJ on Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:26 pm

Speaking of house...



But yeah, still lonely.

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