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Post  Avalanche on Sun Feb 28, 2010 2:12 pm

ha, the fact that europe counts as a country shows that that joke was sily Razz other then that, pretty fun

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Post  Thwompman64 (Goombill) on Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:30 pm

It was a dark night at Peach's castle, and Mario and Peach went to bed. Both of them were super drunk, so when they nailed each other, it was fast and furious.

Next morning, they wake up and we find out that SONIC was sleeping with Peach.Sonic and Peach looked at each other in shock. Sonic feels dizzy, and Peach responds:


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Post  Blue Madness on Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:32 pm

It'd have been funnier if it was just the picture. In fact, I laughed when I saw the picture, and then I read what you wrote and stopped.

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Post  Thwompman64 (Goombill) on Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:37 pm

Well, I wanted to come up with a story. Sooooo-rrrry...

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Post  SnakeInABox on Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:19 pm

Blue Madness makes me laugh.

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Post  Vivian Vex on Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:25 pm

Goombill Rezne Koopario wrote:Well, I wanted to come up with a story. EXCUUUUUSE ME PRINCES
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Post  Warchamp7 on Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:54 pm

Blue Madness wrote:It'd have been funnier if it was just the picture. In fact, I laughed when I saw the picture I've seen the picture before, and then I read what you wrote and stopped.

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Post  SnakeInABox on Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:10 pm

Blue Madness wrote:It'd have been funnier if it was just the picture. In fact, I laughed when I saw the picture I've seen the picture a million times before, and then I read what you wrote and stopped.

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Post  Thwompman64 (Goombill) on Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:15 pm

scratch uhh...okay...

Anyway...thanks for fixing my post to add EXCUUUSE ME PRINCESS. That's exactly what I meant to say.

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Post  Avalanche on Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:49 am

would that mean Mario nailed Amy? Isn't she underaged? Razz

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Post  Thwompman64 (Goombill) on Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:19 am

You ever seen Sprite TV 3? If so, then yes. The first skit has Mario sleeping next to Amy.

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Post  Gato on Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:28 pm

There was a blonde walking down the road with a breast exposed. A police man stopped her and asked her if she was alright, as, she appeared dazed and he feared she may be a victim of an assault.

The blonde responded that she was fine, to which the officer asked her why her breast was exposed like that then. With a look of utter horror on her face the blonde screamed "OH MY GOD, I LEFT MY BABY ON THE BUS!"

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