Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Dobs on Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:40 pm

Granted, but its actually Diet Coke.

I wish i had a morbidly obese cat.

Eiron on Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:41 pm

Granted. It can't run away from the viscious pit bull next door. I hope you're happy with the mess in your yard now.

I wish my cat ate lasagna.

Smashy B on Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:44 pm

Granted. It turns into a morbidly obese cat. Later, you're stuck with the same mess as Dobs.

I wish I had this Stealth Cat.

Eiron on Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:00 pm

Granted. It turns into this cat.

I wish my roommate would stop taking my one good pen.

SurgePox on Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:21 am

Granted, nut he takes everything else of yours. enjoy your pen.

I wish i could go back and forward in time

Eiron on Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:56 am

Granted. The butterfly effect screws everything up, and your efforts to fix it screw it up further. Great.

I wish my lab reports wrote themselves.

Smashy B on Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:19 pm

Granted. Every question it writes for itself is wrong and you fail.

I wish the election and voting would be over and done with.

rockstarnick on Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:14 pm

Granted. The election is over and your favorite candidate won and all the issues you wanted are now being set in motion. But everytime you jerk off when you nut you pass a gall bladder stone. Hahahaha.

I wish SurgePox would change his avatar.

Smashy B on Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:24 pm

Granted. Now it's a dumb Family Guy pic of Peter Griffin with a shirt saying "NO FAT CHICKS."
jk about it being dumb
I wish I could focus on something more productive.

rockstarnick wrote:Granted. The election is over and your favorite candidate won and all the issues you wanted are now being set in motion. But everytime you jerk off when you nut you pass a gall bladder stone. Hahahaha.

Is "bust a" supposed to be in there some where?

Eiron on Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:40 pm

Granted. You spend the rest of your life multiplying stupidly difficult math problems to find their "products."

I wish shit stopped hitting the fan over here.

SurgePox on Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:55 pm

Granted, it starts hitting the AC, which smells a lot worse.

rockstarnick wrote:I wish SurgePox would change his avatar.

Whats wrong with my avatar?
I wish you liked my avatar.

Eiron on Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:28 pm

SurgePox wrote:Granted, it starts hitting the AC, which smells a lot worse.

rockstarnick wrote:I wish SurgePox would change his avatar.
Whats wrong with my avatar?
I wish you liked my avatar.

Where's the wish man? I wish SurgePox would hurry up and make a wish.

Smashy B on Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:04 am

Eiron wrote:
SurgePox wrote:Granted, it starts hitting the AC, which smells a lot worse.

rockstarnick wrote:I wish SurgePox would change his avatar.
Whats wrong with my avatar?
I wish you liked my avatar.

Where's the wish man? I wish SurgePox would hurry up and make a wish.

How do you not see the wish?

I wish I could find a more legitamate reason to lock this.

SurgePox on Sat Oct 25, 2008 9:37 am

Erion wrote:Where's the wish man? I wish SurgePox would hurry up and make a wish..

Granted, i already made a wish and you feel dumb for not noticing it.

smashbro wrote:I wish I could find a more legitamate reason to lock this.

Granted, but now no one can post here anymore.

I wish i had two wishes.

Eiron on Sat Oct 25, 2008 10:28 am

Granted, you may wish twice. Once after another persons wish, and then again, after someone else wishes. Just like we've been doing.

..........................I wish I stopped doing retarded crap.

SurgePox on Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:19 pm

Granted, but we never forget all the retarded crap you've already done.

I wish that i could go get sushi right now

Eiron on Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:44 pm

Granted, but its so undercooked that its actually alive, and it eats you instead.

I wish I had a giant lava lamp.

SurgePox on Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:02 pm

Granted, but it takes 10 hours to fire up since its so huge.

I wish i could fly a jet.

Smashy B on Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:36 pm

Granted. You can fly a jet! But where's your jet?

I wish clowns weren't so creepy.

Eiron on Sat Oct 25, 2008 7:04 pm

Granted. Now no one suspects that clown who lives next door with the blood stained chainsaws in the garage.

I wish Dr. Octagonapus would win a Nobel prize. For anything.

SurgePox on Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:27 pm

granted, science comes to a halt so this stupid character can receive recognition. we are now an extra year away from fnding a cure for cancer.

I wish rockstarnick would finally tell me what he doesn't like about my avatar.

Relmitos on Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:57 pm

granted, he tells you what he doesn't like about your avatar, but in a language no one can understand.

I wish that winter wouldnt be so cold

Smashy B on Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:18 pm

Granted. Now there isn't any snow collecting in the mountains because you wanted it warmer. Because of that, not only will people not be able to ski, snow board, or play merry games in the snow, but we will lack fresh water as rivers will be dry and hit an all time low leaving many droughts, destroying our food supplies, and many dehydrated. Way to speed up Global Warming, smart one.

I wish I had a dollar for every reply posted in the thread.

SurgePox on Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:36 pm

Granted, you have 148 dollars. but its all in pennies.

I wish I was better at fencing.

sayain_zubas on Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:47 pm

granted, btu the only kinda fencing your good at is out in the back yard, hehehe.

i wish that i could find a WOLF3d guy to replace teh doom guy over there ----->

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