Corrupt-A-Wish
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but its actually Diet Coke.
I wish i had a morbidly obese cat.
I wish i had a morbidly obese cat.
Dobs- Cannibal Suspect
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Granted. It can't run away from the viscious pit bull next door. I hope you're happy with the mess in your yard now.
I wish my cat ate lasagna.
I wish my cat ate lasagna.
Eiron- Guardian of the Kingdom
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Granted. It turns into a morbidly obese cat. Later, you're stuck with the same mess as Dobs.
I wish I had this Stealth Cat.
I wish I had this Stealth Cat.
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Granted. It turns into this cat.
I wish my roommate would stop taking my one good pen.
I wish my roommate would stop taking my one good pen.
Eiron- Guardian of the Kingdom
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Granted, nut he takes everything else of yours. enjoy your pen.
I wish i could go back and forward in time
I wish i could go back and forward in time
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Granted. The butterfly effect screws everything up, and your efforts to fix it screw it up further. Great.
I wish my lab reports wrote themselves.
I wish my lab reports wrote themselves.
Eiron- Guardian of the Kingdom
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Granted. Every question it writes for itself is wrong and you fail.
I wish the election and voting would be over and done with.
I wish the election and voting would be over and done with.
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"All Pokemon are just Ditto anyway" - Raya
"Krystal's Ok. But what about Umbreon. Now thats a sexy Pokemon, like a sports car." - Dismal

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Granted. The election is over and your favorite candidate won and all the issues you wanted are now being set in motion. But everytime you jerk off when you nut you pass a gall bladder stone. Hahahaha.
I wish SurgePox would change his avatar.
I wish SurgePox would change his avatar.
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Granted. Now it's a dumb Family Guy pic of Peter Griffin with a shirt saying "NO FAT CHICKS."
jk about it being dumb
I wish I could focus on something more productive.
jk about it being dumb
I wish I could focus on something more productive.
Is "bust a" supposed to be in there some where?rockstarnick wrote:Granted. The election is over and your favorite candidate won and all the issues you wanted are now being set in motion. But everytime you jerk off when you nut you pass a gall bladder stone. Hahahaha.
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"All Pokemon are just Ditto anyway" - Raya
"Krystal's Ok. But what about Umbreon. Now thats a sexy Pokemon, like a sports car." - Dismal

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Granted. You spend the rest of your life multiplying stupidly difficult math problems to find their "products."
I wish shit stopped hitting the fan over here.
I wish shit stopped hitting the fan over here.
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Granted, it starts hitting the AC, which smells a lot worse.
I wish you liked my avatar.
Whats wrong with my avatar?rockstarnick wrote:I wish SurgePox would change his avatar.
I wish you liked my avatar.
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SurgePox wrote:Granted, it starts hitting the AC, which smells a lot worse.Whats wrong with my avatar?rockstarnick wrote:I wish SurgePox would change his avatar.
I wish you liked my avatar.
Where's the wish man? I wish SurgePox would hurry up and make a wish.
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How do you not see the wish?Eiron wrote:SurgePox wrote:Granted, it starts hitting the AC, which smells a lot worse.Whats wrong with my avatar?rockstarnick wrote:I wish SurgePox would change his avatar.
I wish you liked my avatar.
Where's the wish man? I wish SurgePox would hurry up and make a wish.
I wish I could find a more legitamate reason to lock this.
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"All Pokemon are just Ditto anyway" - Raya
"Krystal's Ok. But what about Umbreon. Now thats a sexy Pokemon, like a sports car." - Dismal

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Granted, i already made a wish and you feel dumb for not noticing it.Erion wrote:Where's the wish man? I wish SurgePox would hurry up and make a wish..
Granted, but now no one can post here anymore.smashbro wrote:I wish I could find a more legitamate reason to lock this.
I wish i had two wishes.
SurgePox- Guardian of the Kingdom
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Granted, you may wish twice. Once after another persons wish, and then again, after someone else wishes. Just like we've been doing.
..........................I wish I stopped doing retarded crap.
..........................I wish I stopped doing retarded crap.
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Granted, but we never forget all the retarded crap you've already done.
I wish that i could go get sushi right now
I wish that i could go get sushi right now
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Granted, but its so undercooked that its actually alive, and it eats you instead.
I wish I had a giant lava lamp.
I wish I had a giant lava lamp.
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Granted, but it takes 10 hours to fire up since its so huge.
I wish i could fly a jet.
I wish i could fly a jet.
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Granted. You can fly a jet! But where's your jet?
I wish clowns weren't so creepy.
I wish clowns weren't so creepy.
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"All Pokemon are just Ditto anyway" - Raya
"Krystal's Ok. But what about Umbreon. Now thats a sexy Pokemon, like a sports car." - Dismal

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Granted. Now no one suspects that clown who lives next door with the blood stained chainsaws in the garage.
I wish Dr. Octagonapus would win a Nobel prize. For anything.
I wish Dr. Octagonapus would win a Nobel prize. For anything.
Eiron- Guardian of the Kingdom
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granted, science comes to a halt so this stupid character can receive recognition. we are now an extra year away from fnding a cure for cancer.
I wish rockstarnick would finally tell me what he doesn't like about my avatar.
I wish rockstarnick would finally tell me what he doesn't like about my avatar.
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granted, he tells you what he doesn't like about your avatar, but in a language no one can understand.
I wish that winter wouldnt be so cold
I wish that winter wouldnt be so cold
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Granted. Now there isn't any snow collecting in the mountains because you wanted it warmer. Because of that, not only will people not be able to ski, snow board, or play merry games in the snow, but we will lack fresh water as rivers will be dry and hit an all time low leaving many droughts, destroying our food supplies, and many dehydrated. Way to speed up Global Warming, smart one.
I wish I had a dollar for every reply posted in the thread.
I wish I had a dollar for every reply posted in the thread.
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"All Pokemon are just Ditto anyway" - Raya
"Krystal's Ok. But what about Umbreon. Now thats a sexy Pokemon, like a sports car." - Dismal

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, you have 148 dollars. but its all in pennies.
I wish I was better at fencing.
I wish I was better at fencing.
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granted, btu the only kinda fencing your good at is out in the back yard, hehehe.
i wish that i could find a WOLF3d guy to replace teh doom guy over there ----->
i wish that i could find a WOLF3d guy to replace teh doom guy over there ----->
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