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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  solarsun on Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:49 pm

Granted: You get extreme ninja skills...but at the cost of your social skillz. You fall trip, fumble, mumble, and accidentally insult everyone within a 5 mile radius of you without even trying!

I wish all anime was available legally free!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Smashy B on Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:18 pm

Granted: But since anime is free, the anime makers no longer make episodes and anime will cease to exist.

I wish I could turn invisible whenever I wanted.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  solarsun on Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:44 pm

Granted: But because you can become invisible what you see behind closed doors starts eating away at your soul and you loose all faith in humanity and lock yourself in your room forever more.

I wish I was an awesome comic book artist!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gorblax on Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:30 am

Granted. You're Stan Lee.

...I think that's bad enough.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener- that is what I'd really love to be.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  solarsun on Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:16 pm

Gorblax wrote:Granted. You're Stan Lee.

D: NOOOOO!

Gorblax wrote:I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener- that is what I'd really love to be.

Granted: You are now a fleshy overly processed tube of meat...and you kill the president via heart attack!

CONGRADS!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gorblax on Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:22 am

NOW MY MISSION IS COMPLETE.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Smashy B on Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:03 pm

I wish I had an afro

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gorblax on Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:39 am

Granted. But you are found and killed by the Hair Hunters of Bobobo-Bobo-Bobo for your magnificent 'do.

I wish I had never found this stupid lamp!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Eiron on Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:11 pm

Granted. But now you're stuck in a giant cave in the middle of the desert with only a monkey to keep you company, whom you're eventually forced to eat for nutrients, which gives you AIDS.

I wish I could whistle. Seriously, how do you people do it?

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gorblax on Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:13 pm

Granted, but every time you do, you need to sing "Give A Little Whistle" from Pinnochio beforehand.

I wish I could snap my fingers.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Eiron on Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:59 pm

Granted, but you snap them by, you know, SNAPPING them. In half.

I wish I could win a staring contest against a cat.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gorblax on Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:36 pm

Granted- but then they get "in ur eyez, killing ur sight."

I wish I were the author of a successful and popular webcomic.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Eiron on Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:48 pm

Granted. However, through a minor mistake, you infringe on a 62 year old copyright and are sued into oblivion.

I wish I could Falcon Punch.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gorblax on Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:33 pm

Granted. The galaxy is destroyed. Way to go, champ.

I wish I had a pony.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Eiron on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:23 am

Granted. You have a My Little Pony toy. And no one can take you seriously anymore.

I wish you'd le'go my eggo.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gorblax on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:29 am

Granted. But you have no toaster in which to unfreeze it! Oh, cruel irony!

I wish I had more wishes.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Eiron on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:34 am

Granted. Go again. AFTER ME!

I wish I could double jump in real life.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gorblax on Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:02 pm

Granted, but your double jump is so high that you launch into orbit and die of oxygen loss.

I wish I had undeniable proof that God does or doesn't exist.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Eiron on Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:18 pm

Interesting, and granted. However, that sort of knowledge overloads your brain, making you a vegetable.

I wish more Americans voted for President, not on a few superficial issues like abortion and who's holier than thou, but on how they think they'll direct the overall course of the country.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gorblax on Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:24 pm

Granted, but all these people want the country to be directed by Stephen Spielberg and George Lucas. The nation's budget is blown on CGI.

I wish Naruto stopped sucking so hard.

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Post  Eiron on Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:43 pm

Granted. It instead starts using teeth.

I wish I could moonwalk.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gorblax on Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:53 pm

Granted. But you can no longer walk any other way. You are the shame of everyone you know at the funerals of loved ones.

I wish I could turn chickens into rubber chickens, and vice versa.

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Post  Eiron on Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:09 pm

Granted. But Colonol Sanders abducts you and forces you to create new brands of his already rubbery tasting chicken.

I wish I could stop procastinating and get my school work done.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gorblax on Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:09 pm

Granted. Turns out your work is terrible when rushed. You have to repeat all your classes.

I wish I could mind control people into doing my bidding.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Eiron on Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:09 pm

Granted. People go to auctions and bid for you, asting all your money on useless antiques and ugly works of art.

I wish I could banish soap operas to the netherworld.

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