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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gorblax on Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:54 pm

Granted. But you are taken with them! Have fun watching Days of Our Lives... FOREVER.

I wish I were awesome.

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Post  Eiron on Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:59 pm

Easiest wish to grant EVER. But that assesment is only made off of what I can tell from an internet message board.

I wish I could tell how long those cans without labels have been in the cupbord...

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gorblax on Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:05 pm

Granted, but you eat their contents before you find out. Are you SURE you want to know?

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Post  Eiron on Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:30 pm

Granted. You are doomed to stand directly behind random people in uncomfortable proximity for the rest of your life.

I wish I had some dorritos.

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Post  Smashy B on Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:28 pm

Granted. I wish I did too. Now you made me hungry.

I wish writer's block could be easier to overcome.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gorblax on Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:48 pm

Granted. Now the market for authors is oversaturated and it becomes impossible for you to get anything published.

I wish I had a less expensive cell phone plan.

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Post  Weldar on Sun Oct 12, 2008 4:06 am

Granted, your new plan limits you to one call a years, saving you ,ots and lots

I wish I had a laptop

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Post  Gorblax on Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:03 am

Granted. It doesn't work, though! HOW TERRIBLE.

I wish I had a FUNCTIONAL laptop.

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Post  Smashy B on Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:05 pm

Granted. However, it has no warranty. So when you get a virus that destroys your hard drive after looking up too much porn, you're screwed.

I wish we'd get more regulars here.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gorblax on Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:48 pm

Granted. They're all 8 year olds demanding more Sonic references.

I wish my cell phone would never run out of battery.

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Post  Eiron on Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:02 pm

Granted. The energizer bunny is surgically attached to your cell phone, making it almost impossible to use.

I wish we could get progress reports on upcoming Brawl episodes.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Gorblax on Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:14 pm

Granted. But all the time it takes to implement a functional progress report bar makes the next episode 2 months behind schedule.

I wish I had a peanut butter sandwich.

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Post  GottaWii on Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:31 pm

Granted, but you're deathly allergic to peanut butter and you die a very very horrible and drawn out death.
I wish I could do the electric slide

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Eiron on Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:52 pm

Granted. You slide across the floor after being electrocuted.

I wish my spoon wasn't too big.

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Post  Gorblax on Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:34 pm

Granted, but the bowl shrinks in proportion to the previous size of the spoon. I am still a banana, though.

I wish I didn't need to sleep every night.

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Post  SurgePox on Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:00 pm

Granted but you end up sleeping every day.

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Post  Gorblax on Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:02 am

Granted.

I wish I didn't have to spend money on video games.

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Post  Eiron on Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:00 am

Granted. You spend it all on Honey Nut Cheerios instead.

I wish Optimus Prime was in my chemistry class.

To SurgePox: Check out my TROPHY STAND TROPHY!

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Post  SurgePox on Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:53 pm

Granted, but he throws off the learning curve and you all fail.

I wish I had a TROPHY STAND TROPHY (best trophy in the game, by the way)

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Post  Weldar on Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:10 am

Granted but the upon receiving the trophy your brain is unable to process the amount of sheer awesome emanating from it and your head explodes

I wwish there was a trophies trophy


Eiron wrote:

To SurgePox: Check out my TROPHY STAND TROPHY!

It kind of looks like you just glued two trophy stand together.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  Eiron on Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:07 am

Granted. But in order to unlock it, you must defeat 99 enemies in cruel brawl using PICHU. Good luck.

I wish the afraid smiley over on the right side of the screen would stop doing that eye popping thing.

Weldar wrote:It kind of looks like you just glued two trophy stand together.
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Post  Smashy B on Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:16 pm

Granted. Now the surprised smiley does it.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post  SurgePox on Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:18 pm

granted, you wish you were a fish (see what i did there?)

I wish my printer didn't just run out of ink when i have a project due tomorrow. D:

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Post  Smashy B on Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:48 pm

Granted. The printer has enough ink to allow you to finish your project. Unfortunately, your computer froze. Sorry!

I wish I didn't just waste this wish.

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Post  SurgePox on Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:52 pm

granted, but now you're a fish.

I wish i had five dollars.

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