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Who plays poker!

Post  ethany on Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:46 pm

Though I'm pretty good at it, Zynga poker is rigged, no lying. Either that or I'm the unluckiest guy on earth online. So there I was with 5.5k chips or so against someone with 700 chips and 1.4k chips... LUCKY RIVERS 4 TIMES IN A ROW TO KILL ME!

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Post  Avalanche on Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:52 am

I only play....Texas Hold em (I think..) with mates every once in a while...Im not very good but at one point I really had them psychologically cornered. I got 2 streets? early on, and every time I got one I'd raise with a green chip in the first turn (50 points. played with 5, 10, 20, 50, 100 and 200). Basically all I had to do was drop a green chip at the first turn and they'd fold, leaving me collecting just the blinds.

thats the last time I play my friends for money....no-fun greedo's.

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Post  Hans on Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:42 am

Me and my brothers all play poker, currently I know how to play Hold 'em, Crazy Pineapple, Omaha (sort of), and 5-card draw (at least I think that's what it's called)

Just last week my brother won $2500 in a tournament, he came 48th or something. I can never find anyone good to play against because people at my school are retarded and will bet on anything and I have to use my bro's Full Tilt account if I want to play online but he's never home and when he is, he's asleep or I don't feel like playing poker.

Avalanche91 wrote:I only play....Texas Hold em (I think..) with mates every once in a while...Im not very good but at one point I really had them psychologically cornered. I got 2 streets? early on, and every time I got one I'd raise with a green chip in the first turn (50 points. played with 5, 10, 20, 50, 100 and 200). Basically all I had to do was drop a green chip at the first turn and they'd fold, leaving me collecting just the blinds.

thats the last time I play my friends for money....no-fun greedo's.

I would have taken all your money eventually tongue

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Post  Doctor Shulk on Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:51 am

Completely unrelated, but I saw this topic and could not resist.



I am so sorry. BRB, GOING TO HELL NAO.

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Re: Who plays poker!

Post  Weldar on Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:11 am

Don't worry I'll save this thread, with zombies.



We now return to your regularly scheduled poker discussion.

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Re: Who plays poker!

Post  Hans on Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:35 pm

So one time playing poker online I get dealt pocket kings, naturally I raise and one guy follows me, the flop is 10, 8, Q rainbow so I make another raise hoping to see him fold, he doesn't, turn comes down, junk, I figure that the best he has is a low pair or a straight draw so I push all in hoping to scare him off, river K, woo trip kin- oh wait, he has J A, WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF MORON WOULD CALL A RAISE PREFLOP WITH J A?!

Also, Smoker face made me lol.

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Re: Who plays poker!

Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:41 am

Hans wrote:WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF MORON WOULD CALL A RAISE PREFLOP WITH J A?!

I would.

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Re: Who plays poker!

Post  Hans on Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:35 am

But that's because you love dick.

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Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:00 am

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Re: Who plays poker!

Post  ethany on Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:49 pm

AJ? That's a really good starter hand... it would be dumb if he called with something like 7 3 preflop... I guess you only play pairs, eh?

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Re: Who plays poker!

Post  Hans on Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:04 am

AJ is crappy, you have a very low chance of making the straight, I would limp with it, but I wouldn't call a raise with it, not preflop. AJ is a weak hand.

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