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Post  Terra on Fri Apr 02, 2010 2:23 am

Alright here. The reason why I have created this topic is because MENTOK has spoken one of my favs, "I've got a bad feeling about this" - Han Solo. And it led to me misdirecting the Mafia topic a bit. Embarassed (Edit: is now taken care of) So, share with us. What are your most favorite movie quotes, and why? You can also post videos of your favorite quotes from YouTube or any video provider, though the limit of videos is three. There is no limit to audios since you can link them to text.

Here are some of mine:

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

Ling: But Chosen One, I'd like to help you, but I, I, I, I, I , I, I just can't. I won't! WEE-OOH, WEE-OOH!
Master Betty: Shirt ripper.
Master Tang: Oh, again with the squeaky shoes.

There's really nothing to it: They all made me laugh. Very Happy

A Knight's Tale

Wat: Uh, betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails I will w-rip... all the p... ung. Pain, lots of pain!

And this one made me laugh the hardest! Laughing



(Unfortunately, I was able to find a single scene with only the quote in it)

William: It is strange to think, I haven't seen you since a month. I have seen the new moon, but not you. I have seen sunsets and sunrises, but nothing of your beautiful face. The pieces of my broken heart are so small that they could be passed through the eye of a needle. I miss you like the sun misses the flower; like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter. Instead of beauty to direct its light to, the heart hardens like the frozen world your absence has banished me to. I next compete in the city of Paris, I will find it empty and in the winter if you are not there. Hope guides me, that is what gets me through the day and the night. The hope that after you're gone from my sight, it will not be the last time that I look upon you. Sad

It was touching. Razz - and who can't say they didn't have their heart broken at one point in their lives? Suspect




Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Jay: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck
[referring to Silent Bob]

Jay: , none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

Jay: What are you trying to say? Just say it already.
Silent Bob: [screams] THE SIGN on the back of the car said "Critters Of HOLLYWOOD", YOU DUMB FUCK!
Jay: Say it, don't spray it.

One of the most funniest movies out there, and a movie that I can watch over again and again with friends. While laughing our butts off.
Laughing


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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

Post  Avalanche on Fri Apr 02, 2010 2:56 am

Dogma

-Archangel makes a fiery entrance in bethany's bedroom. bethany uses firehose. angel is not amused-

Metatron: Jezus....did you have to use a whole can!?
Bethany: Who the fuck are you! what the fuck are you doing in my house! *holds baseball bat*
Metatron: I'm the one that soaked, and she's the one thats saggy, thats rich.
Bethany: Get the fuck out of here, NOW!
Metatron: Or do what exactly...hit me with that fish?
-baseball bat turned into fish-
Metatron: now just sit down on the bed and shut up. jesus...look at my suit.
Bethany: look just take whatever you want, just dont kill or rape me..
Metatron: Oow get over it, I couldnt rape you if I wanted to. Angels are ill equipped. *drops trousers* see? I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken-doll. Now make yourself usefull and give me that towel will you? honestly, you bottom feeders and your arrogance, thinking everyone just tryin to get in your knickers.
Bethany: what are you?
Metatron: I'm pissed off is what I am. Do you go around drenching everybody that comes into your room with flame retardent chemicals? No wonder you're single!

best scene ever :p sorry, the entire scene feels as memorable as any quote.

also, dibbs on pretty much every fight club quote.

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Post  TheTJ on Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:11 am

OK, see, now you guys are in my world. Apologies in advance for a super long post (Because I know it will be one.)

Evil Dead 1: The trapdoor into the basement starts making noise.

Cheryl (Ash's sister): "I think it's probably an animal or something."
Scotty: "An animal?! That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! Hahaha!"
Linda (Scott's girlfriend): "Maybe it IS an animal..."
Scotty: "You're probably right..."


Army of darkness:

Ash: "This... is my BOOMstick!"

Evil Ash: "Little goody two shoes! Little goody Two Shoes!"
Ash: "Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun."
*Boom*

Sheila: "But... What of all those sweet words you spoke in private?"
Ash: Aww... That's what we call Pillow Talk baby, that's all..."

Sheila: "You found me beautiful once..."
Ash: "Honey, you got reeeal ugly."


Thank you for Smoking:

Producer: "Sony has a futuristic sci-fi movie they're looking to make."
Nick: "Cigarettes in space?"
Producer: "It's the final frontier, Nick."
Nick: "But wouldn't they blow up in an all oxygen environment?"
Producer: "Probably. But it's an easy fix. One line of dialogue. 'Thank God we invented the... you know, whatever device.'"

Nick: "Michael Jordan plays ball, Charles Manson Kills people, I talk. Everybody has a talent."

Senator (William H. Macy): "The great state of Vermont will not apologize for it's cheese!"

Nick: "You know that guy who can pick up any girl? I'm him. On Crack."

Nick: "These days, when someone smokes in a movie theatre, they're either a pshycopath... or a European."


...Ghostbusters (Aw yeah!):

Winston: "Ray, next time some asks if you're a god you say YES!"

Egon: "I collect spores molds and fungus."

Peter: "Back off man, I'm a scientist!"

Peter: "We're looking at this Stay Puft guy all wrong. He's a sailor, he's on leave. We get this guy laid we won't have any problem with him!"

Dana: "That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there."
Peter: "What a crime..."

Ray: "Everything was fine with our system until Dickless here shut off the power grid."
Peck: "They caused the xplosion!"
Mayor: "Is this true?"
Peter: "Yes it's true.... This man has no dick."
*Minor chaos*
Peter: "Well that's what I've heard!..."

Winston: "That's a big Twinkie..."

Dana Zuul: "There is no Dana, only Zuul."
Peter: "And what a lovely singing voice you must have Zuulie."

Dana Zuul: "I want you inside me."
Peter: "Well, It sounds as if you've already got two or three people inside you, I'm not sure if there's room..."

Ray: ".......GET HER!"


I guess that's enough for now, but I'll be back with more.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

Post  Spontaneous Combustion on Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:32 pm

"Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker."

"This IS a tasty burger!"


Also, inb4 Smashbro:
Everything from Fight Club.

EDIT: Oh crap, Avalanche already did it.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

Post  Avalanche on Fri Apr 02, 2010 2:01 pm

I am Jacks smugness Smile

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

Post  Ansem on Fri Apr 02, 2010 2:34 pm

"did you see the sky today? Talk about Blue!"

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

Post  SurgePox on Fri Apr 02, 2010 2:42 pm



It would be impossible for me to explain how bad this movie is through quotes alone.


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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

Post  TheTJ on Fri Apr 02, 2010 2:42 pm

Artiste Ansem wrote:"did you see the sky today? Talk about Blue!"

cookie for the person who knows it!

Emperor's new groove.

I told you guys, this is my world.

Also, one of my favourite quotes comes from Repo man (The 80's cult classic with Emillio Estavez)

Punk 1: "Hey, let's go commit some crimes!"
Punk 2: "Yeah, let's go eat sushi and not pay!"

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Post  Smashy B on Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:29 pm

Avalanche91 wrote:also, dibbs on pretty much every fight club quote.
Spontaneous Combustion wrote:Also, inb4 Smashbro:
Everything from Fight Club.

EDIT: Oh crap, Avalanche already did it.
Avalanche91 wrote:I am Jacks smugness Smile
Aww, you guys.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

Post  GreenArcher628 on Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:06 pm

TheTJ wrote:
Artiste Ansem wrote:"did you see the sky today? Talk about Blue!"

cookie for the person who knows it!

[color=lime]
I told you guys, this is my world.color]

Okay, what movie is this quote from?: "There is a fine line between coincidence and fate, my friend...."


Tis one of favorite quotes Smile

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

Post  TheTJ on Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:09 pm

Ok, I'm pretty sure it's The Mummy Returns But I wouldn't have gotten it if I hadn't watched it, like a week ago.

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Post  GreenArcher628 on Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:14 pm

TheTJ wrote:Ok, I'm pretty sure it's The Mummy Returns But I wouldn't have gotten it if I hadn't watched it, like a week ago.

Awww. You're good. I haven't seen it in quite awhile......

Try this one: " I can't believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Course, I was coming up here to kill ya... "


If you need a hint, ask. It's a pretty hard movie to guess.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:17 pm

"Hi, I'm an agent with the F-FBI. I'm Stanley Goodspeed."
"Well of course you are."

And then there's the classic,

"Their best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
*reload* "(lol i forgot her name) ? She was the prom queen."

And then there's

"Listen, I'm just a bio-chemist. I drive a Volvo, A beige one. So why don't you just cut me some friggin slack."

Oh dear. So many quotable ones. Excellent movie.


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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

Post  Minby_Aran on Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:23 pm

How could no one mention the whole Quarter-pounder with cheese line from Pulp Fiction?

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

Post  GreenArcher628 on Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:31 pm

Minby_Aran wrote:How could no one mention the whole Quarter-pounder with cheese line from Pulp Fiction?

"Do I have a sign, on my lawn, that says 'Dead fanciful gentleman Storage'?? NO! Because I don't store no dead niggers!"

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

Post  Safetyfirst on Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:03 pm

Clash of the Titans:
"Does anyone here know which head to cut off on a five-headed hydra?!?"
"Uhh.. The middle one?"
"Good guess"

New yet so good

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

Post  TheTJ on Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:00 pm

GreenArcher628 wrote:
TheTJ wrote:Ok, I'm pretty sure it's The Mummy Returns But I wouldn't have gotten it if I hadn't watched it, like a week ago.

Awww. You're good. I haven't seen it in quite awhile......

Try this one: " I can't believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Course, I was coming up here to kill ya... "


If you need a hint, ask. It's a pretty hard movie to guess.

That was from Heathers. I kinda disliked the movie myself, I didn't believe Christian Slater as an outcast. And the way they acted was worse than anybody else in the movie, they judge the Heathers for being aloof and slightly cruel, and then kill them for what amounts to next to nothing.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

Post  Terra on Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:01 pm

GreenArcher628 wrote:Okay, what movie is this quote from?: "There is a fine line between coincidence and fate, my friend...."


Tis one of favorite quotes Smile


Let me guess... The Matrix? Smile Though, I am not sure which one it was. scratch Laughing ...Though it was also from The Mummy Returns as well I thought. Razz


All Matrix quotes


Morpheus: There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.

Morpheus: Believe me when I say we have a difficult time ahead of us. But if we are to be prepared for it, we must first shed our fear of it. I stand here, before you now, truthfully unafraid. Why? Because I believe something you do not? No, I stand here without fear because I remember. I remember that I am here not because of the path that lies before me but because of the path that lies behind me. I remember that for 100 years we have fought these machines. I remember that for 100 years they have sent their armies to destroy us, and after a century of war I remember that which matters most... We are still here!

Morpheus: All of our lives, we have fought this war. Tonight I believe we can end it. Tonight is not an accident. There are no accidents. We have not come here by chance. I do not believe in chance. When I see three objectives, three captains, three ships. I do not see coincidence, I see providence. I see purpose. I believe it our fate to be here. It is our destiny. I believe this night holds for each and every one of us, the very meaning of our lives.

(This is the one I got confused with the one from The Mummy Returns)


Neo: But if you already know, how can I make a choice?
The Oracle: Because you didn't come here to make the choice, you've already made it. You're here to try to understand *why* you made it.

I love this quote, because we are reason to believe that the choices we make or made are clear to us, when sometimes we are actually uncertain of them later due to confusion and an change of emotional value toward them. And we all come to that cross road of trying to understand the choices we have already made. Sometimes, we learn it was necessary, sometimes we learn it was a mistake entirely. Wink



(This clip has also features one other favorite quote of mine, "No, you do not truly know someone... Until you fight them" and the other factor I like about this clip is The Oracle reminds me of my Texas grandmother. She is deceased now, and has been for many years. Sad Nanas are often sweet but tough when they are from the deep south. Wink )


Merovingian: Choice is an illusion created between those with power and those without.

It can be to an extend. Only if we can obtain the power to turn it around. Wink

The Architect: Hello, Neo.
Neo: Who are you?
The Architect: I am the Architect. I created the Matrix. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.

The Architect: You are here because Zion is about to be destroyed. Its every living inhabitant terminated, its entire existence eradicated.
Neo: Bullshit.
[the monitors respond the same]
The Architect: Denial is the most predictable of all human responses. But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have destroyed it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it

Exquisitely said by The Architect. Wink



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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

Post  Safetyfirst on Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:34 pm

"Unlike someone, I can play Robin Hood with a British accent"

Robin Hood to the King in Robin Hood: Men in Tights

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

Post  TheTJ on Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:39 pm

That's a good quote, but do you know the movie they were making fun of?

Or rather, which version?

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Post  Terra on Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:48 pm

TheTJ wrote:That's a good quote, but do you know the movie they were making fun of?

Or rather, which version?

I do! Very Happy Kevin Costner in "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves." Smile Released in 1991. cheers

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Post  TheTJ on Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:59 pm

Yup! Funny thing is, Costner was basically the only one who spoke in an american accent (As far as I can remember) and everyone around him did pretty well. It's kinda wierd to watch.

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Post  Serras-Kai on Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:01 pm

TheTJ wrote:Winston: "Ray, next time some asks if you're a god you say YES!"

Dana Zuul: "There is no Dana, only Zuul."

My LARPing character is named Gozer the Gozerian. And because of me these have become the two most quoted lines in our entire organization.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

Post  Terra on Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:11 pm

Question. How does that relate to a movie quote? ^ scratch


Edit: Nevermind. Razz The Larping threw me off. Embarassed

Anyhoo, getting this topic back on track...

Minby_Aran wrote:How could no one mention the whole Quarter-pounder with cheese line from Pulp Fiction?

Vincent Vega: You know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
Jules Winnfield: What?
Vincent Vega: It's the little differences. I mean they got the same sh** over there that they got here, but it's just, just there it's a little different.
Jules Winnfield: Example.
Vincent Vega: Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater and buy a beer. And, I don't mean just like a paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And, in Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules Winnfield: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Vincent Vega: No, man, they got the metric system, they don't know what the fu** a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules Winnfield: What do they call it?
Vincent Vega: They call it a Royal with Cheese.
Jules Winnfield: Royal with Cheese.



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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

Post  Hans on Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:31 am

Avalanche91 wrote:also, dibbs on pretty much every fight club quote.

Awww, poo.

*Ahem*

Evil Dead III: Army of Darkness (typing this from my head)

Alright you primitive screw heads listen up, you see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK. It's a 12-guage, double barreled remington, S-Marts top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?! Now if any of you, primates, even, touches me... *yells, turns and shoots a zombie in the face* [/awesome]


*two people leap over their heads*
"How do they do that?!"
"Must be the special effects."

Guess the movie.

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