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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  SnakeInABox on Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:19 pm

Fuck you.

Are the King and Queen back yet? I hope they brought me a Souvenir!

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Post  Avalanche on Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:15 am

SnakeInABox wrote:I think I may try to pass a decree giving me diplomatic immunity to the Swear Jar.

That would Fuck some Shit up, just how I like it.

SnakeInABox wrote:Fuck you.

Are the King and Queen back yet? I hope they brought me a Souvenir!.

that'll be 20 Avalanchian dollars.

Putin offered to give us some warheads if we'd just finally leave, but seeing our past experience with those.......He also offered a bunch of russian prostitutes, but really......they looked like silent hill monsters......

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Post  Ansem on Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:47 am

i could use some new clothes, could you get me some bears maybe?

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Post  Raya on Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:53 am

Ansem wrote:i could use some new clothes, could you get me some bears maybe?

..............

No, I'm not going to say anything. That joke is far too easy.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Sahrimnir on Sat Jul 31, 2010 1:36 pm

You may in the near future hear rumours about a Tentaklist temple being built in Sahrim City...
I will neither confirm nor deny those rumours...

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Avalanche on Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:13 pm

please clarify before people think you ship in underage japanese schoolgirls.

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Post  HUDSONBOY111 on Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:49 pm

74 pages!!!!!!! wowww last time i checked it was like 26! was i really gone that long?

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Post  Avalanche on Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:59 pm

yeah, we had a wedding and a civil war in the mean time. take your time, let it sink in.

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Post  Sahrimnir on Sun Aug 01, 2010 9:24 am

Also, now that the temple is finished, I will confirm that the rumours about the temple being built were more than rumours.

Do you feel the tentacly love?

King Avalanche wrote:please clarify before people think you ship in underage japanese schoolgirls.

Tentaklism is the religion that I founded a few years ago.

Tentaklos does not demand that you worship Him, as long as you worship Love.
Tentaklos does not demand that you serve Him, as long as you serve Goodness.
Tentaklos does not demand that you believe in Him. Simply believe in Yourself.

The Eight Tentacles of Tentaklos:

Tentacles of Love:
"I make people help those in need and comfort those who are sad and scared. I am Compassion."
"I create strong bonds between people. I have been called Aphrodite, Venus, Astarte and Freya. I am Affection."

Tentacles of Truth:
"I help people make good decisions. I have been known as Athena and Minerva. I am Wisdom."
"I prevent people from lying. I prevent people from stealing. I am Honesty."

Tentacles of Peace:
"I make sure people are treated equally. I make sure no one is cast out. I am Tolerance."
"I turn enemies into friends. I walked the earth as Jesus to preach to the people. I ended up crucified, but I have forgiven those who did it, because I am Forgiveness."

Tentacles of Action:
"I make people stand up for what's right. I walked the earth as Heracles. I was worshipped by the Romans as Hercules and by the Norse as Thor. I am Courage."
"I make life worth living. I have been known as Dionysos. Even though that name is primarily associated with wine, I feel that if you need alcohol to experience my presence, then I'm not doing my job right. I am Fun."

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Avalanche on Sun Aug 01, 2010 9:38 am

hmm this seems acceptable....

though as a nerd for mythology I must point out that Heracles did not exactly stand up for whats right. Remember Disney Hercules and how he got it on with that chick? yeah? what they dont show is he later slaughters her and their children......

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Post  Fedaykin on Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:31 am

I'm going to be honest with you. At first,I read "Testicles of Love".

If I weren't member of ELoE,this religion would appeal to me.

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Post  Sahrimnir on Sun Aug 01, 2010 1:04 pm

King Avalanche wrote:hmm this seems acceptable....

though as a nerd for mythology I must point out that Heracles did not exactly stand up for whats right. Remember Disney Hercules and how he got it on with that chick? yeah? what they dont show is he later slaughters her and their children......
Well, the myths state that Hera made him do it. I always interpreted that as some kind of mind control or something.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Doctor Shulk on Sun Aug 01, 2010 2:45 pm

Sounds beautiful, Sah. Unfortunately, I will have to merely support from afar. I'm never entirely honest in my profession, you see, and as for compassion, affection and forgiveness...

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  TD260 on Sun Aug 01, 2010 6:47 pm

How about we worship arceus?

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Doctor Shulk on Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:07 am

td260 wrote:How about we worship arceus?

This I'm down for.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Minby_Aran on Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:38 am

Ugh, G-FAQs flashback. There was a time when there were about 20 different "churches" of different pokemon (I supported the Church of Farfetch'd myself) and Arceus was the one who started it, and was the largest.

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Post  Doctor Shulk on Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:23 pm

My friends and I were going to go around the valley preaching the church of Arceus.
"And Arceus sealed Giratina away in the Distortion World..."

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Post  Minby_Aran on Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:26 pm

Ugh, for Arceus' sake...




Lol, I say that IRL sometimes XP

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Doctor Shulk on Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:28 pm

So do I. /facepalm

I've also approved production of King Avalanche and Ansem action figurines.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Minby_Aran on Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:32 pm

Oh, you mean the Ansem with face-changing technology to switch from youthful to scared, and the Avalanche that has Sharks with fricking lazerbeams attached to them included?

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Post  Doctor Shulk on Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:33 pm

Minby_Aran wrote:Oh, you mean the Ansem with face-changing technology to switch from youthful to scared, and the Avalanche that has Sharks with fricking lazerbeams attached to them included?

Yes. Also, Ansem comes with bears.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Minby_Aran on Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:34 pm

Ninja bears?
Ninja polar bears?
Ninja polar bears who are also zombies?
Ninja polar bears who are also zombies that know kung fu?

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Post  Doctor Shulk on Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:37 pm

Option 4, of course. Would you expect anything less?

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Post  Minby_Aran on Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:38 pm

Actually, I was expecting ninja polar bears who are also zombies that know kung fu and shoot lasers from their eyes. I guess you dropped the ball on that one Camilla.

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Post  HUDSONBOY111 on Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:24 pm

What about Ninja cupcakes?

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