The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Someone edit mine. /incredibly lazy and rude

If you ask nicely I'll fix yours.

Oh please, please, please great awesome and intelligent and sexy Minby, would you be so kind as to write something for my wiki page? <3

Wow, that didn't sound forced at all

I can make it sound better if you come up to my office for some...baking after hours. *whistle*

Nyeeeh... You know how much I love baking with you Camilla.

*evil smirk*

Now, I am currently watching a show about political advertising and am picking up a few tips. I think we need a jingle to remind everyone of the King's awesomeness. And of course, the King and Queen appearing looking friendly and familial.

greetings from Siberia.

Raya and I have a great time, and actually uncovered a frozen mammoth. We'll bring it too Avalanchia to have it thawed out, and then perhaps pit it in a fight against my dragon for our amusement.
On the downside.....its waaaay cold up here. Dont expect a heir when we return

You have to cuddle more to get things going! *draws picture* That's the way to do it!

King Avalanche wrote:greetings from Siberia.

Raya and I have a great time, and actually uncovered a frozen mammoth. We'll bring it too Avalanchia to have it thawed out, and then perhaps pit it in a fight against my dragon for our amusement.
On the downside.....its waaaay cold up here. Dont expect a heir when we return

What are you talking about? I'm going to use the mammoth as my own personal mount and parade around the kingdom on it. I laugh in the face of pitiful limousines.

Oh yeah, sorry about that. I probably should have mentioned beforehand that I have poor circulation. I've got so many layers on its a wonder I can move my joints. Combined with your...well...yeah.

Maybe when we get back

whose bloody idea was Siberia anyway?

Also, Putin gave Siberia too us as a present, in exchange for the destruction of a very emberassing movie one of our spies taped of him.

Wait, we have to destroy it? I just sent it out for mass production. Aww....

Aaw, as if people will actually watch Putin doing caramelldansen in a speedo with the US flag on it, in front of a poster of hitler.....

You never know, there ARE freaks in the kingdom. We'd better get Camilla on this one.

Whait there,this is clearly an evil thing to do and falls under our jurisdiction!

Minby_Aran wrote:You never know, there ARE freaks in the kingdom. We'd better get Camilla on this one.

*watching video* ...wait, who are you calling a freak?

Fedaykin wrote:Whait there,this is clearly an evil thing to do and falls under our jurisdiction!

considering it involves blackmailing a world leader, the King has dibbs

Camilla, I meant that you had to make sure no one wants to watch that video.

O-oh right. *looks embarassed*

*erases all tapes except the one currently being watched*

*publishes some new vampire novel by some Avalanchian kid to take people's minds off it*

Wow, this Vampire Romance really sucks. Lets us use the powers of Evil and Propaganda combined to make it a mass sensation!

We shall make the guy a god, and call it Breaking New Twilight Moon Dawn Eclipse.

*GASP* That is the greatest display of evil I've ever seen! It combines pure hatred for the well-being of man kind and an ingenious, self-propelling marketing scam. I applaud you sir.

what else do you expect from the ELoE? we are the most fearsome evil group known to man
bestiality and necrophilia are just the tip of the iceberg

...Wait, aren't you the only girl in the ELoE?

...*shudders* I REALLY need to keep my imagination in check.

We here at the Evil League of Evil buy only evilest fast food burger of all time. You can get it at McDonalds.

It is called..... The MC GANG BANG


Ask your local McDonalds about it. If they dont have it, introduce it to them. It is simply the combination of a double cheeseburger and a hot and spicy chicken sandwich.

Thats right. Two big hunks of meat with a spicy chick-in between.

Lol, I actually went to a McDonald's with my friends one time, and my friend ordered it, and the guy made that comment, and ended it with "Just sayin'"

Everyone proceeded to make gangbang jokes to the one girl who was there.