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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Avalanche on Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:54 am

hehe DF must be like smurfette in there /obvious jokes.

either way, Raya and I will be returning shortly. After obtaining Siberia those russian spies really got iritating. We've met 4 diffrent tour guides named Pietro, 2 shopkeepers named Pietro and 6 spies named Ivan.....it kinda ruins the mood.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Raya on Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:39 am

At least they make some good vodka up here. I'm still not entirely sure what day it is.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Avalanche on Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:48 am

tensday wasn't it? *drunk hickup*

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Raya on Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:31 am

Dunno, I asked Pietro and he yelled at me in Russian, then broke down and started crying about his 'motherland' or something. I think he might be upset at my plans of building a Pleistocene Park here.

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FUCK YOU RAYA.

FUCK YOU

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Avalanche on Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:33 am

just a pussy that Pietro

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Minby_Aran on Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:28 am

Look, just tell them "Skashyet moi hoi" You'll be good.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Raya on Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:43 am

As wary as I am saying a phrase that doesn't translate on Babelfish and was given to me by someone who speaks the language I don't...what's the worst that could happen?

"Skashyet moi hoi, good fellow!"

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King Avalanche:
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FUCK YOU RAYA.

FUCK YOU

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Minby_Aran on Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:44 am

It won't translate on bablefish because Russian is a Crylic language, and as such, uses a different Alphabet.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Raya on Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:55 am

Cursed Babelfish. What good is it if it won't even translate romanised text?

So tell me dear Minby, what the hell have I just said?

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King Avalanche:
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FUCK YOU RAYA.

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Minby_Aran on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:00 pm

Well, because swearing is illegal in our fine nation, I'll use the most proper terms possible.

You commanded him to provide fellatio for you.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Raya on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:03 pm

Minby_Aran wrote:Well, because swearing is illegal in our fine nation, I'll use the most proper terms possible.

You commanded him to provide fellatio for you.

And since, as Queen, I'm above the law...

I'm going to fucking kill you, Minby.

I'm kinda hoping he assumes on himself, otherwise Avalanche is going to be in for one hell of a surprise.

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King Avalanche:
Spoiler:

FUCK YOU RAYA.

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

AND

FUUUUUUCKKKKK YOOOOOUUUUU

the one time I trust you with my back and you plant a dagger in it.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Minby_Aran on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:04 pm

Hey, you didn't ask before you said it. Now who's fault is that?

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Raya on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:12 pm

I trusted you, man.

Now I have to come up with a good excuse for when Avalanche walks in and sees a contorted man trying to give himself oral pleasure in the middle of the carpet.

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King Avalanche:
Spoiler:

FUCK YOU RAYA.

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

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FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

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FUCK YOU

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FUUUUUUCKKKKK YOOOOOUUUUU

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Minby_Aran on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:14 pm

Well, you won't have to worry about that. The wording used implied it on yourself, for a part of the anatomy that you don't have, so he SHOULD only take it as an insult.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Raya on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:20 pm

I'm already going to raze his home and dump a herd of woolly rhinos on it. I'm pretty sure he's upset enough as it is.

...wait a minute, are you attempting to instigate a Siberian rebellion here? I won't have you persuading the natives that their Tsarina is an offensive nutjob, thank you very much.

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King Avalanche:
Spoiler:

FUCK YOU RAYA.

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

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FUUUUUUCKKKKK YOOOOOUUUUU

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  DRTJR on Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:55 pm

Minby_Aran wrote:Well, because swearing is illegal in our fine nation.
Since when has F*CKING swearing been illegal... What the F*ck is up with the censorship.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Fedaykin on Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:06 pm

Because Snake's cursing proved to be a valuable income for the finances ^^

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Avalanche on Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:13 pm

Well, its evil in its own right so he should apreciate it.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  TD260 on Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:18 pm

have you learned how to play russian card games yet? (not to be confused with children's card games. TOTALLY different)

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  DarkFalco on Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:34 pm

Minby_Aran wrote:...Wait, aren't you the only girl in the ELoE?

...*shudders* I REALLY need to keep my imagination in check.

why no it doesn't happen here in the ELoE....we do have some guidelines...some of us at least. i'm talking about the general population that we would force to do...things.... Razz

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Minby_Aran on Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:40 pm

Ah, that makes sense. Carry on then.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  SnakeInABox on Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:40 pm

Minby_Aran wrote:Well, because swearing is illegal in our fine nation, I'll use the most proper terms possible.

You commanded him to provide fellatio for you.

So you mean she told him to Suck her Cock?!

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Minby_Aran on Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:44 pm

...Yes, pretty much.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  SnakeInABox on Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:47 pm

I think I may try to pass a decree giving me diplomatic immunity to the Swear Jar.

That would Fuck some Shit up, just how I like it.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Minby_Aran on Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:50 pm

Denied. Now get back to work.

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