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Things you've said that inspire WTFs out of context

Post  Sahrimnir on Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:58 am

Just as the title says. If you've said anything that would sound really weird out of context, post it in this thread. I've got a few to start with (all of them translated from Swedish).

"I'd rather be raped by Kim than blown up."
"I'm pretty sure Elias has never been a 10-year-old girl."
"The tentacle monster and Jesus were actually mine. The pedobears were his, though."
"I've got pommac in my hair and a flag in my pants."
"In reality, it's usually not encouraged to loot the corpse of someone you have just killed."

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Post  Avalanche on Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:06 am

wauw that does sound bad out of context.

also: surprise butsex

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Post  SnakeInABox on Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:16 am

"Are you ready to go watch those 8 year old? Man I tell you, I love 8 year olds.....

.....

You ever realize if you say you love little kids, you are ok, but if you say you love something age specific, you sound like a pedophile?

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I love 8 year olds..."


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Re: Things you've said that inspire WTFs out of context

Post  TD260 on Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:59 pm

"Ok, fine. She's a half baked brownie"

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Re: Things you've said that inspire WTFs out of context

Post  Doctor Shulk on Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:04 pm

"And now, back to the topic of incest..."

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Re: Things you've said that inspire WTFs out of context

Post  TD260 on Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:08 pm

there was this one time a friend of mine was having a party, and his sister was texting minby that she was playing strip poker upstairs with a friend of hers. Keep in mind, she's like 3 years younger than us, and the friend was a girl. Later we found out they were just playing a board game, but that didn't make it any less awkward when we read the text...

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Re: Things you've said that inspire WTFs out of context

Post  HUDSONBOY111 on Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:14 pm

King Avalanche wrote:wauw that does sound bad out of context.

also: surprise butsex

SBS!

that went around like wild fire in my school last year!

"I loved eating wookies"

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Re: Things you've said that inspire WTFs out of context

Post  JGH27 on Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:08 pm

"FUCK, why can't I blow him? This is bullshit, I keep trying and I just can't"
Playing Bubble Bobble taking on the final boss. It was quite amazing lol

"Well that defence is really tight"
This was my buddy's commentating during Woman's soccer Wenesday.

Best tho was the ref who got picked up on air during the mens game.
"He went down quicker then a New York Hooker"

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Post  Minby_Aran on Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:47 pm

"You'd be hotter if you were 10" ~ My friend commenting on a Senior's level of attractiveness
"Oh my God. It's so big, but I bet I can stuff it in my mouth all at once." ~ Same friend on a thing of Cheesy Bread.

And this one has to be said because it's hilarious.
"You guys are MONSTROUS dicks" ~ My friend to some of the guys who were messing with him.
"...But you love us" ~ them back
"Yeah, I do." ~his reply

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Re: Things you've said that inspire WTFs out of context

Post  TD260 on Sun Oct 17, 2010 7:09 pm

"It smells like a dirty hamster. A dirty hamster, and teriyaki baby. " This was my friend, for no reason what-so-ever. It didn't make sense IN context. except for the baby thing- that was from when he was given a hypothetical situation, and he went on for an hour explaining how we would steal and eat babies. But now he says it's a joke every time someone brings it up. But we endured an hour of him sneaking into hospitals with chloroform for the babies.
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He's a little on the odd side.

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Post  Fedaykin on Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:58 pm

I don't know that guy,td,but somehoe I like him Razz

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Re: Things you've said that inspire WTFs out of context

Post  JGH27 on Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:28 am

"Come on, just open wide and take it one shot" Last night at Denny's after shooting a game. We tried getting the Production Assistant to take a shot of syrup, ketchup, some orange spread thing, pepper, salt and a little coke. He wound up backing out ad I made $30 when I did it. I've never felt so sick....

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Post  TD260 on Mon Oct 18, 2010 2:06 pm

a camp I go to they make a random person on staff, (usually a CIT) drink gravy with a LOT of pepper in it.

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Re: Things you've said that inspire WTFs out of context

Post  GreenArcher628 on Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:14 pm

(Texting someone, while having a conversation with real people)

"What are you thinking of?"

"You and Date rape Smile"

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Re: Things you've said that inspire WTFs out of context

Post  Doctor Shulk on Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:27 am

"I don't want to get sticky stuff all over my screen..."

Spoiler:
My friend and I were chatting over webcam last night and he had a fake moustache so he was putting it over my face and trying to adjust it to get it to sit right, derp.

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Re: Things you've said that inspire WTFs out of context

Post  Raya on Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:20 pm

"If I'm a bear doesn't that make you into bestiality?"
"What? No! Besides, if I'm a human and you're a bear, doesn't that make YOU into some really weird-"
"I'm a bear, I don't give a fuck!"

I've just realised this sounds a hell of a lot worse when typed out and put out of context...

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Post  KateTheCreep on Sat Nov 20, 2010 9:12 pm

"So I'm pretty sure if we try we could fit maybe like....6 dead bodies in there." -discussing props of dead zombies
"Just let me put it in your pants"-trying to give my friend money
"If you just let me rub it I'm sure i could get it to feel better."-about giving my friend a shoulder massage

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Post  Minby_Aran on Sat Nov 20, 2010 9:31 pm

"It was so weird. I had to put it in her, and she was scared at first, but after it was in, she said it must have been the smallest she's ever had." One of my roommates at States talking about putting a needle in his friend's arm when she was giving blood.

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Post  Serras-Kai on Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:10 pm

"Real men use their hands."

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Re: Things you've said that inspire WTFs out of context

Post  Sahrimnir on Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:50 pm

Translated from how Moomin sounds in Swedish:
"Mom, I have decided to become a nazi."

We were doing some improv theatre.

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Re: Things you've said that inspire WTFs out of context

Post  Perry on Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:49 am

"Grab onto my pole dammit!".... yeah, think about that.
Was in a subway and one of my friends kept falling over and complaining because she didn't want to hold onto the pole standing right infront of her...

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Re: Things you've said that inspire WTFs out of context

Post  TD260 on Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:21 pm

Not said by me, but...
"Look at my manly chesticles!" Said by a seinor girl
"I love the way you touch things!" Same girl$

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Re: Things you've said that inspire WTFs out of context

Post  Vivian Vex on Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:31 pm

That $ made me think of hookers. lol

Also.

"I am going to beat you all night long."

"Samus really loves her balls. With her ball bombs and ball suit. She can play with balls day and night!"

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Post  SnakeInABox on Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:08 pm

Everything that was said so far on this thread, I think, that was INTENDED to be Sexual Innuendo, and didnt just come out sounding bad on accident, is not funny.

I also don't find the CAKE joke funny.

I find it tasteless. And crude. Pun not intended.

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Re: Things you've said that inspire WTFs out of context

Post  Raya on Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:35 pm

Bumping this thread from the depths with this marvellous one from Matt:

"What a dick! What an amazing dick!....oh God that's going on Twitter, isn't it?"

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FUUUUUUCKKKKK YOOOOOUUUUU

the one time I trust you with my back and you plant a dagger in it.

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