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Post  Thwompman64 (Goombill) on Sat Oct 23, 2010 7:26 pm

I have a feeling about this one...also, I don't know if there's already a topic on this, if there is, you can lock this one.

Obviously the goal is to name the worst movie based on a video game you've ever seen. For me, it was probably Super Mario Bros. I'm sorry, but if you honestly think Daisy has blonde hair, Yoshi's a realistic-looking dinosaur with chains who was once Bowser's pet, Luigi doesn't have a mustache, King Koopa looks human, Koopas use de-evolution guns, Goombas are tall lizards with heads, or that mushrooms grow themselves to shield Mario, then obviously you either are not a real fan of Mario, or you've never played a Mario game.

Discuss.

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Re: Worst video game movie ever seen?

Post  DRTJR on Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:48 pm

Final fantasy the spirits within.

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Re: Worst video game movie ever seen?

Post  Bugman on Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:55 pm

[Insert a joke about Spirit Within having nothing to do with Final Fantasy here.]

Alone in the Dark.

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Re: Worst video game movie ever seen?

Post  DRTJR on Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:02 pm

Far cry
Bad acting and just bad every thing and it doesn't have the redemible quality of being so bad it's good.

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Re: Worst video game movie ever seen?

Post  Bugman on Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:05 pm

Can we just say every Uwe Boll movie ever and be done with it?

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Re: Worst video game movie ever seen?

Post  Thwompman64 (Goombill) on Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:14 pm

Well, I'm sure there's other bad VG movies...What about The Doom movies with Duane Johnson? Or "The Rock" for you wrestler fans. I've heard quite a few people on the McLeodGaming forums don't really care for his acting. I'd have to agree; they put him in a friggin' tooth fairy movie.

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Post  Bugman on Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:23 pm

I meant that to prevent us of listing every Boll movie ever, safes us a few useless posts.

Yeah, Doom was bad in the category of movies that "don't even follow the story of the game". I mean, for Christ's sake, the monsters weren't even from hell, but from an extra chromosome!? REALLY!? The only good thing about the Doom movie was the First Person section.

Also, anybody say the first Mortal Kombat movie, I will hunt them down.

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Re: Worst video game movie ever seen?

Post  Doctor Shulk on Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:24 pm

BY2K wrote:I meant that to prevent us of listing every Boll movie ever, safes us a few useless posts.

Yeah, Doom was bad in the category of movies that "don't even follow the story of the game". I mean, for Christ's sake, the monsters weren't even from hell, but from an extra chromosome!? REALLY!? The only good thing about the Doom movie was the First Person section.

Also, anybody say the first Mortal Kombat movie, I will hunt them down.

Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter are tied for me. They're corny but AMAZING. xD

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Re: Worst video game movie ever seen?

Post  Thwompman64 (Goombill) on Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:29 pm

Yeah, that MK movie was awesome. It followed the game perfectly!

But this is BAD movies, so...yeah. If this gets enough responses, I'll make one for good VG movies, since I hear those are rare for some reason...

EDIT: Wasn't there a Michael Jackson's Moonwalker movie? Yes, MJ had his own video game. But the movie came BEFORE the game, but there was still a video game so...I'd say that should count.

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Re: Worst video game movie ever seen?

Post  Bugman on Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:32 pm

IMO, the first Mortal Kombat was great. It has all the characters from the first game, the story was pretty much what the game was all about, Johnny Cage was awesome, Raiden was badass.

The Street Fighter movie had Jean-Claude Van Damme, Raul Julia and Zangief's "Quick! Change the channel!" line.

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Re: Worst video game movie ever seen?

Post  Thwompman64 (Goombill) on Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:34 pm

BY2K wrote:IMO, the first Mortal Kombat was great. It has all the characters from the first game, the story was pretty much what the game was all about, Johnny Cage was awesome, Raiden was badass.

The Street Fighter movie had Jean-Claude Van Damme, Raul Julia and Zangief's "Quick! Change the channel!" line.

So was the SF movie good or bad? I feel like we keep changing this to the good movies...

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Re: Worst video game movie ever seen?

Post  DRTJR on Sat Oct 23, 2010 10:00 pm

Mortal Kombat Armageddon?

I liked Doom.

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Re: Worst video game movie ever seen?

Post  ¿Señior Poopy Water? on Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:40 am

I really wasn't a fan of the silent hill movie :/ Or the Resident evil movies, Or Hitman. I did like the Laura croft movies though :3

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Re: Worst video game movie ever seen?

Post  barda_ehmos on Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:44 am

Dragon Ball, i dislike the history and the translation in French.

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Re: Worst video game movie ever seen?

Post  Omicron Austin on Sun Oct 24, 2010 2:37 am

DRTJR wrote:Final fantasy the spirits within.

Seriously? Holy shit, I loved that movie!

The animation was perfect, and the soundtrack was incredible. Story could have been better, but it was still friggin' sweet.

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Re: Worst video game movie ever seen?

Post  Spontaneous Combustion on Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:25 am

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li.

My God. Chun Li is a Canadian pianist and they managed to turn the extraordinary manliness that's called M. Bison into this.

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Re: Worst video game movie ever seen?

Post  xXkawai_baka_420Xx on Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:39 am

bison was cool when he was beating the shit out of that chick getting tortured

she was probably dead but who cares he's bison

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Re: Worst video game movie ever seen?

Post  Thwompman64 (Goombill) on Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:04 am

Spontaneous Combustion wrote:Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li.

My God. Chun Li is a Canadian pianist and they managed to turn the extraordinary manliness that's called M. Bison into this.

Man...that DOES sound bad! I...I can't even start to say anything else!

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Re: Worst video game movie ever seen?

Post  MementoMori on Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:46 am

Can't really say that it's the worst video game movie I have ever seen, but I was thoroughly disappointed with Prince of Persia "Sands of Time."

I loved the games, and was actually looking forward to it! Alas, you had the prince, the dagger and Persia...that is where the similarities end.

No vicious sand creatures...sad day...


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Re: Worst video game movie ever seen?

Post  Raya on Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:36 am

I kinda liked the Mario Bros movie...

If it sortof counts, I hated Detiny Deoxys. How the hell could they make a movie about a space dragon fighting a mutated virus boring? Even the Friend-of-the-Day, who actually had an interesting subplot, couldn't save it. I actually stopped watching it halfway through I was so bored.

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