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Re: The Whatever Thread

Post  Avalanche on Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:42 am

dude weldar <3

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Re: The Whatever Thread

Post  Raya on Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:46 am

Nice one Weldar Smile

Yesterday was my gaming night, and before we started the GM asked if I could help his young daughter with her homework.

"It's on ver...vari...very..."
"Vertebrates?"
"Yeah, and en...in..."
"Invertebrates?"
"See, I knew you'd be the best person to ask!"

She needed help with listing the different types of vertebrates and invertebrates (I was tempted to tell her to write things like annelids and ctenophores, but thought I'd better not Razz) since the class was learning about bones. I was reading what she'd done and came across this gem:

"Youre ribs protect youre heart. If youre ribs brake you can get it fixed. If youre heart brakes you cannot get it fixed."

...I don't think she intended it how it sounded, but daww.

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Re: The Whatever Thread

Post  TD260 on Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:11 am

I love small children.



Waaaaaaaaaait...




NOT LIKE THAT.



Seriously though, littlle children are just a big ball of D'AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW.

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Post  Bugman on Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:25 am

http://purinaanimalallstars.yahoo.com/?v=8571610&l=100000085

D'awwwwww!

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Re: The Whatever Thread

Post  Ansem on Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:37 pm

IM BACK.

forgot to mention i went larping this weekend, it was a special, and i have been bodychecked more times than i can count. Also, an atttractiv 25 year old woman jumped me yesterday evening and started biting me in my neck, ears and face, she was some kind of undead. Reminded me why i do this Smile

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Re: The Whatever Thread

Post  TD260 on Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:49 pm

That's just your sex-magnet ness.

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Re: The Whatever Thread

Post  Jake Sky on Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:13 pm

Dude Weldar that's awesome.

And i've been wanting to go Larping for a long ass time. unfortunately. I can't find any in damn Colorado. -_-

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Re: The Whatever Thread

Post  Doctor Shulk on Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:29 pm

I hate small children but that's adorable!

Also hot damn, Ansem, bringing all the girls to the yard. Razz

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Re: The Whatever Thread

Post  TD260 on Sun Nov 21, 2010 4:32 pm

Speaking of small children, I'm currently helping to run a Peanuts (R) movie night at myt church. With air-popped popcorn.^.^

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Re: The Whatever Thread

Post  Fedaykin on Sun Nov 21, 2010 5:18 pm

My trainer brings his half-year old son almost regularly to training.Every time I look at him,I remember why I'd like to have children of my own one day.

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Post  SurgePox on Sun Nov 21, 2010 6:47 pm

I donated to UNICEF, that's all those kids will get out of me.

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Re: The Whatever Thread

Post  Avalanche on Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:43 am

was that a......clockwork orange reference in the mafia thread?

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Re: The Whatever Thread

Post  SnakeInABox on Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:47 am

Fuck yea it was. All night long baby.

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Post  Jake Sky on Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:25 am

I just had a totally flipping awesome LAN party for Halo: Reach. That I started! And it was awesome! lol

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Re: The Whatever Thread

Post  Raya on Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:04 am

I dislike children. My first ever proper job was working in a play area. Forget trying to cut the teen pregnancy rate with sex education- just having them work a few shifts in a place like that will dissuade them from ever breeding. Thing is though, when working at museums I love talking to kids. I think it's because unlike the vast majority of adults children are actually genuinely interested in the things I do and ask me the most amazing questions. Plus the expressions of sheer awe they get when they find out I'm not only a real life palaeontologist but also a Pokemon fan is hilarious Laughing

I probably wouldn't mind the idea of having kids so much if I wasn't the one who had to get pregnant, feh. You men don't know how lucky you are.

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Post  Doctor Shulk on Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:11 am

Agreed. Pregnancy is probably the main reason I wouldn't want to have kids.
That, and I just can't stand 'em. High schoolers I'm okay with, but little kids...*shudder*

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Re: The Whatever Thread

Post  SurgePox on Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:21 am

You know, if you ladies aren't so keen on having a parasite grow within you for 9 months before violently breaking out, you could always consider adoption. There are plenty of young foster children who would love a loving home, and you get the satisfaction of not having your vj torn open in the miracle of birth.

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Re: The Whatever Thread

Post  Smashy B on Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:39 am

So how about getting up early to buy them comic con tickets, amirite?

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Re: The Whatever Thread

Post  SurgePox on Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:41 am

I would agree with you, if there were an actually possibility of me being able to buy my god damn ticket. >:O

WHY DIDN'T YOU PLAN FOR THIS EPIC REG IT WAS ON THE NEWS FUCK

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Post  ¿Señior Poopy Water? on Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:10 am

Yeah this is kinda BS, up at 5:45, complaining since 6:00. I'm thinking of just going back to bed and trying again around noon

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Re: The Whatever Thread

Post  Ansem on Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:58 am

did you guys know, im adopted?

i've been trying to find my real parents for some time now, but i stopped recently. Dont know why, but i just dont want to know who they are anymore. Is that weird?

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Post  Fedaykin on Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:30 am

I believe you never mentioned that before,Ansem.And I don't think it is wierd,the only thing they apparently did for you was giving birth to you.You managed well without them,didn't you? Why start caring now?

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Post  Warchamp7 on Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:44 am

ANYONE REMOTELY CLOSE TO VIRGINIA SHOULD GO TO MAGFEST.

Just saying, cause I'll be there again this year.

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Post  Warchamp7 on Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:48 am

Fedaykin wrote:I believe you never mentioned that before,Ansem.And I don't think it is wierd,the only thing they apparently did for you was giving birth to you.You managed well without them,didn't you? Why start caring now?

Eh, circumstances at the time could have forced them to do it. Who knows, maybe they're looking for him too, you never know.

Ultimately it's up to you whether or not you want to Ansem, either way is fine and dandy.

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Post  Smashy B on Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:27 am

¿Señior Poopy Water? wrote:Yeah this is kinda BS, up at 5:45, complaining since 6:00. I'm thinking of just going back to bed and trying again around noon
Yeah, waste of 2 and a half hours that could have been spent sleeping. I hope they decided to reopen registration Wednesday morning, since I'll be going home Tuesday afternoon, and have a better internet connection at home by then.

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