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Post  TD260 on Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:38 pm

I'm sorry, I just had this mental image of her stripping in the snow, and you in a trench coat. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?

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Post  Omicron Austin on Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:40 pm

JGH27 wrote:
SurgePox wrote:J, are you saying that you're out? Or are you posting that because it's relevant.

A bit from column A, a bit from Column B. Some bitchy girl was outside mad at her bf andsays "Am I not skanky enough?" and started stripping in the SNOW!

Like, W....T....F....?
So ya, I kinda...failed but who'd expect THAT...honestly





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Post  JGH27 on Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:47 pm

td260 wrote:I'm sorry, I just had this mental image of her stripping in the snow, and you in a trench coat. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?

Pfft, trench coat is so overrated...I was wearing my jersey LOL. Which I offered her and I should be 100% honest I guess. When I gave it to her she kinda got all over me...in the snow...and umm...we had the best snowball fight ever? Razz

Seriously, snow sex is interesting...thankfully I convinced her to move from prying eyes.

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Post  Omicron Austin on Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:52 pm

JGH27 wrote:When I gave it to her she kinda got all over me...in the snow...and umm...we had the best snowball fight ever? Razz





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Post  TD260 on Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:54 pm

JGH27 wrote:
Pfft, trench coat is so overrated...I was wearing my jersey LOL. Which I offered her and I should be 100% honest I guess. When I gave it to her she kinda got all over me...in the snow...and umm...we had the best snowball fight ever? Razz

Seriously, snow sex is interesting...thankfully I convinced her to move from prying eyes.

JGH27 wrote:(if I'm asked out, then I'm going for it but I won't active in searching).

WELL PLAYED SIR. WELL PLAYED INDEED. You lost the challenge, but escaped through a loophole.

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Post  JGH27 on Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:07 pm

td260 wrote:
JGH27 wrote:
Pfft, trench coat is so overrated...I was wearing my jersey LOL. Which I offered her and I should be 100% honest I guess. When I gave it to her she kinda got all over me...in the snow...and umm...we had the best snowball fight ever? Razz

Seriously, snow sex is interesting...thankfully I convinced her to move from prying eyes.

JGH27 wrote:(if I'm asked out, then I'm going for it but I won't active in searching).

WELL PLAYED SIR. WELL PLAYED INDEED. You lost the challenge, but escaped through a loophole.

It was a 1 off, if you think any sorta date is coming from THAT! lol

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Post  SurgePox on Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:03 pm

See, now I think getting action from another witch or wizard should excuse you from the contest, the point of no fap month is to motivate nerds to get out and get laid. But, rules are clear, no spellcasting of any kind.

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Post  JGH27 on Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:11 pm

SurgePox wrote:no spellcasting of any kind.

No swish and flick? :O

Bad HP pun

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Post  SnakeInABox on Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:11 pm

Man Snake, you are such a fucking badass. You should totes be in charge of this place instead of me, Like a boss.

sig it J, now.

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Post  SurgePox on Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:18 pm

I'm gonna laugh if J posts without a sig for the rest of the month.

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Post  Omicron Austin on Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:25 pm

SurgePox wrote:See, now I think getting action from another witch or wizard should excuse you from the contest, the point of no fap month is to motivate nerds to get out and get laid. But, rules are clear, no spellcasting of any kind.

Yeah, that is the original point, but I doubt any of us will pass up the opportunity if it happens to arise.

Snake might be the only one serious enough to dedicate himself 100% to this.

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Post  SnakeInABox on Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:29 pm

I am. No wand touching of any kind. Being a master in the art of waving his own wand, this is extremely hard.

But I will do it, and I will succeed.

I thought about waving my wand but not casting any spells, but I would rather not have any blue bertie botts every flavored beans.

I am a lot more cranky, I will tell you that much.


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Post  JGH27 on Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:38 pm

SurgePox wrote:I'm gonna laugh if J posts without a sig for the rest of the month.

Damn, shoulda done that!

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Post  Omicron Austin on Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:45 pm

SnakeInABox wrote:I thought about waving my wand but not casting any spells, but I would rather not have any blue bertie botts every flavored beans.

This is just a bad idea entirely.

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Post  SnakeInABox on Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:45 pm

Dont quote me as the guy who said it, asshole!

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Post  JGH27 on Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:47 pm

SurgePox wrote:See, now I think getting action from another witch or wizard should excuse you from the contest, the point of no fap month is to motivate nerds to get out and get laid. But, rules are clear, no spellcasting of any kind.

Wait, wait, wait....if no hands were involved could I use a loophole of accidental discharge? pirat

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Post  SnakeInABox on Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:24 pm

You done fucked a bitch. there aint no accidental nothin.

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Post  JGH27 on Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:33 pm

SnakeInABox wrote:You done fucked a bitch. there aint no accidental nothin.

Out of respect for your girlfriend I'll refrain from my rebuttle....

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Post  SurgePox on Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:44 pm

JGH27 wrote:
SurgePox wrote:See, now I think getting action from another witch or wizard should excuse you from the contest, the point of no fap month is to motivate nerds to get out and get laid. But, rules are clear, no spellcasting of any kind.

Wait, wait, wait....if no hands were involved could I use a loophole of accidental discharge? pirat
I gotta agree with J here, there was no wand waving.

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Post  Fedaykin on Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:48 pm

But a spell was cast.

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Post  SurgePox on Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:51 pm

Fedaykin wrote:But a spell was cast.
Yes but is one disqualified for spellcasting in their sleep? Surely there must be exceptions.

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Post  Fedaykin on Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:29 am

Well, your manapool needs to have a lot of pressure on it for that too happen Razz

I know that from personal experience...one of my best dreams ever.

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Post  TheTJ on Thu Feb 03, 2011 1:10 am

I.... had NO idea the wizardry/intercourse/fap metaphore was this flexible.

Kinda makes me surprised it's not more common vernacular.

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Post  Weldar on Thu Feb 03, 2011 1:41 am

Oh but it is. That's in fact what Harry Potter was all about. Didn't you know?

Observe (keep going down, it gets all the way to book 6)

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Post  Doctor Shulk on Thu Feb 03, 2011 1:43 am

I wish there was a decent one for witches. Touching the Philosopher's Stone? Entering the Chamber of Secrets?

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