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Post  Spontaneous Combustion on Sat May 10, 2014 1:30 pm

By WHY I meant WHY HAVEN'T WE ALREDY DECLARED THIS AS THE WINNER?

It's like the fucking Teletubbies in suits.

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Post  Spontaneous Combustion on Sat May 10, 2014 1:41 pm

Generic weepy love song intermission!

This is the part where I usually go get some tea.

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Post  Spontaneous Combustion on Sat May 10, 2014 1:50 pm

I'm not saying that I like nazis or anything.
But their idea about invading Poland was a pretty good one.

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Post  Spontaneous Combustion on Sat May 10, 2014 1:56 pm

Conchita. Fucking. Wurst.

CONCHITA WURST.

I don't even care if this is going to be a good song or not. She's called CONCHITA WURST.

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Post  Spontaneous Combustion on Sat May 10, 2014 2:09 pm

Since the pretty boy of last year apparently couldn't make it, Sweden apparently sent in the same entry they've had for ten years. Really? Real-
WHAT THE FUCK FRANCE I WASN'T PREPARED FOR THIS

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Post  Spontaneous Combustion on Sat May 10, 2014 2:11 pm

MUSTACHE

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Post  Spontaneous Combustion on Sat May 10, 2014 2:15 pm

Russia chose a peculiar time and way to reveal its cloning program to the whole world.

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Post  Spontaneous Combustion on Sat May 10, 2014 2:18 pm

And the Roman Empire chose an even weirder way to announce its return.

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Post  Spontaneous Combustion on Sat May 10, 2014 2:34 pm

If France's MUSTACHE MUSTACHE MUSTACHE and Iceland's... whatever the hell that was weren't a thing, Switzerland would be my choice.

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Post  Spontaneous Combustion on Sat May 10, 2014 2:37 pm

THE BIG MAN is here to KEEP IT REAL about...
FAMILY PROBLEMS

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Post  Spontaneous Combustion on Sat May 10, 2014 2:52 pm

Aaaaand give it up for Danish Bruno Mars and a bunch of ethnically diverse and 90s-style COOL AND HIP backup vocalists and dancers!

Also, Netherlands. What competition do you think you are in? Where are all the boobs? The epileptic lights? Goddammit, at least give me some anemic save-the-world lyrics here!

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Post  Spontaneous Combustion on Sat May 10, 2014 2:59 pm

Raya? Why do your countrymen dress like extras from Xena?

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Post  Spontaneous Combustion on Sat May 10, 2014 3:40 pm

Ah! Isn't it DEFAULT_EUROPOP_BALLAD by SCANDINAVIAN_GIRL_TEMPLATE1, the last year's winner!

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Post  Spontaneous Combustion on Sat May 10, 2014 3:58 pm

greetings from slavic alliance!!!! victory for glorious soviet union!
vote for neighbor is vote for politburo

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Post  Spontaneous Combustion on Sat May 10, 2014 4:09 pm

As of this post, Poland only has 39 points total and is nowhere near winning.
SURVIVORS OF THE FUTURE: If by the time you see this message, Poland has already won with a sudden and terrifying landslide, take your family with you and go. Just get moving. There may not be much time. From where I am in the timeline, I can't say for sure what terrifying powers their victory would release from the crust of the Earth.

I only know that you are still alive, and you still have time.

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Post  Spontaneous Combustion on Sat May 10, 2014 4:29 pm

CONCHITA MOTHERFUCKING WURST

good night

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Post  Minby_Aran on Sat May 10, 2014 10:33 pm

I'm not sure if you realize that, to an outside observer, this looks like the insane rantings of a schizophrenic homeless guy yelling at birds.

And it's hilarious.

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Post  Weldar on Sun May 11, 2014 7:36 am

As someone who did watch I just have one thing to say

I fucking love you Spont, just as entertaining as the show itself.

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Re: Look down, look back up. This thread is now Eurovision

Post  Raya on Sun May 11, 2014 1:53 pm

Well, that certainly was a hell of a contest. A great show, (mostly) good songs and a fantastic winning entry. I'll admit, first time I heard Rise Like A Phoenix I thought it was a bit meh, but seeing the performance in the semi-final absolutely won me over. I'm utterly gutted I couldn't get tickets to go this year since the show was great and sitting next to a native of the winning country would have been fun. Luckily for next year I know a native who can physically go to the box office and pick us up some tickets...Wink

Some thoughts on last night:

- I thought the interval acts were pretty boring (which resulted in a tea break all round). Saying that I loved the Eurovision Museum sketch, mainly for that one scene:

Host: We've brought in the 2006 Eurovision winners to entertain the kids.
Me: Wait a minute, wasn't the 2006 winner...
Lordi: HARD! ROCK! HALLELUJAH!
[children screaming in terror]

I think my sides reached orbit from the force of their splitting.

- UK commentator actually getting called out by the hosts for his snarky comments and the booth filled with confetti, hee.

- Russia, oh lordy, everything with Russia. Boos all round, gay pride flags everywhere during the performance and the spokesperson practically got drowned out from the boos and calls. I dread to imagine what their media made of it, especially since Conchita won.

- Since Fed is in Slovakia I thought it in his best interests to physically phone him and inform him that a) his country had won and b) the attendees of my party unanimously decided that next year we will be invading Vienna, specifically his living room.

- Heartwarming moment of the night goes to when the Austrian spokesperson appeared and she was wearing a fake beard in support. Conchita practically burst into tears, daww.

- Everybody is getting butthurt about a man in a dress winning yet nobody is complaining about the demeaning sexist claptrap that was Poland's entry. I hate humanity. See Poland, this shit is why you keep getting invaded.

- Very surprised with how well the Netherlands did. It was good, but I didn't expect it to get that high. It was a close run thing by the end.

Spontaneous Combustion wrote:Raya? Why do your countrymen dress like extras from Xena?

Molly actually comes from my home county. We all dress like that up here. I'm currently typing this from the back of my centaur.

Minby_Aran wrote:I'm not sure if you realize that, to an outside observer, this looks like the insane rantings of a schizophrenic homeless guy yelling at birds.

And it's hilarious.

Insert joke involving this here.

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Post  Raya on Sun May 18, 2014 11:57 am

Oh, what could have been.




Makes Turkey's boat look like shit, doesn't it?



Russia's butthurt is now reaching critical mass and they're now threatening to take their ball and go home by making their own version of Eurovision with blackjack and hookers with other Eurasian countries. I somehow think they haven't thought this plan all the way through. They say it's because of western Europe being all non-traditional, yet every year Thailand will enter ladyboys, Japan will enter a band of indeterminate gender and Australia will just take the piss. Maybe they can copy Turkey and just do a Russia-only contest...

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Post  Raya on Thu Aug 07, 2014 2:08 pm

Vienna Stadthalle confirmed as the 2015 venue!

I should have placed a bet, I was positive Vienna would be the host city next year. Although Innsbruck was a very strong candidate since it's the 60th anniversary next year I thought they'd go for Vienna for the infrastructure and the capacity to support all the anniversary celebrations.

So, Fed, when are you going to be camping outside the Stadthalle to get our tickets? Razz

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Post  Spontaneous Combustion on Sun Mar 01, 2015 11:24 am

So, we finally picked our entrant for this silly competition.
It's called Pertti Kurikan nimipäivät. These guys are all middle-aged men with Down syndrome, and they're reasonably well known because of a documentary made about them. It's called The Punk Syndrome and it's probably on Netflix. Go check it out.



Just out of personal reasons this kind of really warms my heart. I haven't really talked about this here, but I've spent the last year working in a school class for mentally disabled children, some of them of course having Down's. I think this year I'm really going to be waving our flag unironically for these guys.

Irony, an overrated thing, really. You can't do punk ironically. You can't be ironically angry.
These guys are punk as fuck!

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Post  Raya on Sat Mar 07, 2015 12:29 pm

I'm so glad these guys got through! I heard them in the heats and thought the song was great, it's certainly my favourite of the contest so far. The only problem is that it's really short, less than half the maximum song length. This could work against them as the song is over before it really begins. I hope they do well though.

The UK's entry is being announced tonight! I really wish it was open to the voting public like the other countries do, instead of being internally selected by the BBC. Maybe then we'd have a decent act for once...

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Post  Weldar on Sun Mar 08, 2015 8:40 am

Don't worry Raya, you'll have a partner in boring English speaking countries. We decided to send Guy Sebastian the dude who won the first Australian Idol way back when and I guess has actually managed to stick around after that. He's not awful or anything but I'm not really expecting much from it.

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Post  Raya on Tue Mar 17, 2015 2:00 pm

Well, all the tickets for the final are sold out thanks to Eurovision being run by a bunch of cocks. Debating whether or not to go to Vienna for the weekend anyway because at least I'll get to go to the Eurovision village. Apparently they're having a big screen at the Rathaus plaza too (if you remember that pic I posted when Fed and I met up, it's there). I can't decide...

Weldar wrote:Don't worry Raya, you'll have a partner in boring English speaking countries.

12 points to each other, right? Please Australia, aside from all the expats in Malta you're our only friend in the contest ;_:

Here's the UK entry:



A bit like Marmite really. I'm pretty okay with it, it's not fantastic but is the only quirky song so far, so I think that'll get it a few points at least.

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