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Re: The Wish Game!

Post  Requiem on Fri Nov 11, 2011 5:12 pm

Granted but you can't understand them

I wish people would start use logic rather than raw emotion when they make decisions.


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Re: The Wish Game!

Post  JGH27 on Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:15 pm

Granted, now everyone acts/talks/lives like Spock and mass suicide strikes

I wish I hadn't drank the Japanese booze my friend bought last time. Terrible hangover!

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Re: The Wish Game!

Post  SnakeInABox on Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:41 pm

Granted. You drink Canadian booze and end up looking like an idiot.

I wish I was Nicholas Cage

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Re: The Wish Game!

Post  .. on Sat Nov 12, 2011 4:21 pm

SnakeInABox wrote:Granted. You drink Canadian booze and end up looking like an idiot.

I wish I was Nicholas Cage

Granted, but you are a shitty actor.

I wish Matt would hurry up with the DVD.

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Re: The Wish Game!

Post  JGH27 on Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:20 am

Granted, he ships out the DVD to you. It's blank.

I wish things would stop going wrong

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Re: The Wish Game!

Post  nn8n on Sun Nov 13, 2011 8:36 pm

Now that nothing goes wrong, nothing goes right either, you live out a very plain boring existence...

I wish new age music was really...new age.

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Re: The Wish Game!

Post  SurgePox on Mon Nov 14, 2011 12:47 am

Granted, but now it's, like, REALLY really new age and you don't understand any of it.

I wish hotdogs were healthy.

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Re: The Wish Game!

Post  Relmitos on Mon Nov 14, 2011 12:56 am

Granted, unfortunately because they became healthy, all of a sudden they taste terrible. (As with all healthy food, lulz)

I wish I had more time to do things in a day.

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Re: The Wish Game!

Post  Omicron Austin on Mon Nov 14, 2011 1:11 am

Granted, but now your lifespan is a fourth of what it would have been.

I wish I didn't keep falling asleep with my laptop on my lap and then proceeding to roll over and let it fall onto the floor.

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Re: The Wish Game!

Post  SurgePox on Mon Nov 14, 2011 1:30 am

Granted, you can NEVER FALL ASLEEP. EVER.

I wish I could put honey on everything.

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Re: The Wish Game!

Post  Relmitos on Mon Nov 14, 2011 2:32 am

Granted, but now your computers, TVs, game systems, and cell phones no longer work because you poured honey on them.

I wish I could get the Fangs of the ForeFathers in WoW for my Rogue (best daggers in the game, to help you out)

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Re: The Wish Game!

Post  Avalanche on Mon Nov 14, 2011 2:34 am

After months of grinding and questing you get your hands on it, then place your hands on your temple, with one burning question in your mind."WHAT HAVE I DONE WITH MY LIFE" stereotype wow players are still funny

I wish it was Tuesday

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Re: The Wish Game!

Post  Omicron Austin on Mon Nov 14, 2011 3:13 am

It is. And it always will be. Forever. And ever. (You know, groundhog day style)

I wish I wasn't hungry right now.

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Re: The Wish Game!

Post  nn8n on Mon Nov 14, 2011 4:49 am

You aren't. And never will be. Forever. And ever. This causes you to turn into a zombie after you pass away from lack of nourishment. But you can't even get yourself to crave brains either. You fall into a swamp and get a pet crocodile.

I wish they would re-release all the Dreamcast games to the next gen systems!

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Re: The Wish Game!

Post  SurgePox on Mon Nov 14, 2011 3:18 pm

Granted, but each game is released in 6 $9.99 DLC segments.

I wish I was taller than Perry.

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Re: The Wish Game!

Post  JGH27 on Mon Nov 14, 2011 3:25 pm

Granted, you are now the size of Godzilla and the US Military runs tests on you and keeps you sedated for the rest of your naturally short life.

I wish I had lasagna

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Re: The Wish Game!

Post  Smashy B on Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:38 pm

Granted. There was a LASAGNA here... It's gone now.

I wish the next poster had taste buds in his asshole.

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Re: The Wish Game!

Post  JGH27 on Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:55 pm

Granted, I blow my brains out after realizing how bad going to the bathroom is now.

I wish Smash hadn't put taste buds in my asshole along with how wrong that just sounded!

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Re: The Wish Game!

Post  SnakeInABox on Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:54 am

Granted. He puts them in your dick, and Vagina NEVER TASTED THE SAME.

I wish I didn't just stoop that low for a joke.

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Re: The Wish Game!

Post  TheTJ on Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:56 am

Granted, I don't think that's considered a "joke".

I wish I were a robot. A cool one too!

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Re: The Wish Game!

Post  SnakeInABox on Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:59 am

Granted, you have no emotions and never get to experience love or friendship. Meaning MLP no longer appeals to you.

I wish everyone in the world loved Homestuck.

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Re: The Wish Game!

Post  Avalanche on Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:32 am

Granted. Now everyone who hates you will punch your face in, in an attempt to court you

I wish I had a sandwich

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Re: The Wish Game!

Post  Raya on Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:12 pm

Granted. It involves Ansem and Perry.

I wish I could get a bloody museum job.

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Post  SnakeInABox on Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:26 pm

Granted, you get a job at a Museum, but on the first day there is a horrible bloody massacre and everyone is killed.

I wish I wasn't running on Australian time anymore.

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Re: The Wish Game!

Post  Ansem on Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:30 pm

granted. You're now on New Zealand's time.

I wish i didn't have to get up so early tomorrow.

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