Re: The Wish Game!

SnakeInABox on Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:43 pm

Granted. You're on New Zealand time.

I wish Fobbs were here.

nn8n on Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:52 pm

Now Fobbs is back but ever other poster is banned.

I wish everyone loved anchovies!

Requiem on Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:07 pm

Granted but now they now they're in such demand that only the most elite can afford them.

I wish it would stay between 80 Degrees F and 90 Degrees F All The Time

Relmitos on Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:09 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, this causes the ice bergs in Antarctica to melt, flooding the world and killing everyone.

I wish computer programming wasn't so hard.

SnakeInABox on Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:58 pm

Granted. It's easy. Everyone can do it. It isn't long before Robots rule the world.

I wish I could sing

Quaetam on Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:25 pm

Granted. Now you can't stop singing; anything you say must be in song.

I wish I could see the future.

SurgePox on Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:52 am

Granted, but the future is a bunch of hairy older dudes without clothes on. Sorry you had to see that Razz

I wish I was a cat

nn8n on Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:12 am

Granted! Your owners are a bunch of hairy older dudes without clothes on!

I wish running gags would run on forever!

TD260 on Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:05 am

granted. the welcome cake is now inside snake's box, and is being carried in by hairy older dudes without clothes on. ...cake

I wish I could go anywhere I want, instantaneously.

SurgePox on Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:06 pm

Granted, but now you don't want to go anywhere.

I wish pizza wasn't a vegetable

Ansem on Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:14 pm

TWAS A FRUIT ALL ALONG!

I wish i could smoke one more....

TheTJ on Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:27 pm

...Since you didn't specify what you wanted one more of, you can now smoke infinite nothings.

I wish I had all the Doctor Who books.

Requiem on Sun Mar 18, 2012 4:39 pm

You do, but they're in a completely indecypherable language that doesn't exist and uses disoriented functions as letters that slowly drive you mad.

I wish I could stare at the sun without any negative repercussions

TheTJ on Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:22 pm

Granted, but the moon is blindingly bright.

I wish the response to this wish is clever and funny.

Weldar on Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:25 pm

Granted, someone though of a a clever response but then I posted first so they couldn't post it.

I wish I could think of good things to wish for so I could have posted some of my clever reponses to earlier wishes.

Relmitos on Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:18 pm

Granted, but you think of so many you can't decide which one to pick so you just sit on them.

I wish that I didn't have to go back to college tonight because my relatives from out of state came to visit.

SnakeInABox on Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:50 pm

Granted. They died in town and you have to miss college for their funeral.

I wish I didn't just say that.

Sahrimnir on Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:53 am

Granted. A parallel timeline is created where you didn't say that and the world has been taken over by robots.

I wish we could overthrow our robot overlords.

Avalanche on Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:31 am

Sahrimnir wrote:Granted. A parallel timeline is created where you didn't say that and the world has been taken over by robots.

I wish we could overthrow our robot overlords.

Granted, but you have to pick one of three shitty endings without any form of epilogue

I wish I could meet past and future me.

TheTJ on Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:55 am

Granted, but past you is an idiot and future you is a know-it-all.

I wish for pie.

nn8n on Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:22 pm

The robot overlords grind up the remaining people and have them in pies with their next dinner.

A wish for a intricate quilt of fascination, love, and wonder!

HUDSONBOY111 on Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:34 pm

Granted, but it makes you looks like a girl.

I wish for more wishes!

Requiem on Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:57 pm

Granted, but they all come true in the worst possible way

I wish that I had something fun to do

Avalanche on Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:51 am

Granted. It involves 2 oiled up german men

I wish to ace my philosophy midterm

nn8n on Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:09 am

You've ACED your philosophy midterm! But you'll never pass another test again. Three weeks later you get sent to prison on suspicion that you cheated on some philosophy midterm.

I wish I didn't look like a girl...

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