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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Requiem on Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:46 pm

What is with everything needing to be done in triplicate anyway? That just seems like a ridiculous waste of resources.
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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Minby_Aran on Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:54 pm

Complaints about forms must be filed in septuplate to the ministry of complaints, which will then be forwarded to the ministry or forwards, and then possibly onto us. Please begin the process soon, because the ministry of complaints is notoriously slow.
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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Requiem on Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:57 pm

Well that doesn't do me any good, I was asking a question, not making a complaint, and for the life of me I cannot find the Ministry of Meaningless Questions, and the Ministry of Information is absolutely no help at all.
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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Doctor Shulk on Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:33 pm

Minby_Aran wrote:You should know better than anyone that to get something done right, you need to do it yourself.

Like, I personally make sure that I have robots recording everything that happens in Avalanchia in triplicate.

I know, but Q backstabbing Weldar's become such a tradition that I feel it would be blasphemous to break it.
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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  TD260 on Sat Sep 15, 2012 12:00 am

Several new experiments are showing progress...


though I doubt you want to know about that. >.>'

The front is oddly quiet after his last outburst. I'm hiding out in a pocket of the city that has yet to be controlled. An area of the slums, if you will.
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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Doctor Shulk on Sat Sep 15, 2012 12:04 am

[10:30:03 AM] Camilla von Karma: alright you got me
[10:30:09 AM] Camilla von Karma: i'm not loyal to avalanchia at all
[10:30:12 AM] Camilla von Karma: in fact i am loyal to
[10:30:15 AM] Camilla von Karma: AUSTRALIAAAA
[10:30:27 AM] Camilla von Karma: Camilla von Karma grows moustache and giant muscles

oops i revealed the truth.

I am loyal to Avalanchia though, just, you know, spying for Australia and all that. Nothing to see here. I can hook you up with some super awesome weapons. Just as long as we keep that alignment all in order, mates.
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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Raya on Sat Sep 15, 2012 5:27 pm

Minby_Aran wrote:
Like, I personally make sure that I have robots recording everything that happens in Avalanchia in triplicate.

...everything?

Oh dear.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Minby_Aran on Sat Sep 15, 2012 5:31 pm

Raya, you must already know of our service to, *ahem*, remove some of our records. For a nominal fee, of course.
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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  SnakeInABox on Sat Sep 15, 2012 9:48 pm

Of course, being Prime Minister, I see everything Minby sees.

Yep. Just Minby and myself. Myself and Minby.


This wont be relevant to any "plot" further down the line. You can all look away from me now.

...

Minby, please delete this from the record
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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  TD260 on Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:14 am

Don't worry. All recordings are stored digitally on an off-site server for future posterity.
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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Minby_Aran on Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:35 am

TD, did you remember our deal? 20% split of anything deleted, and you get rid of it too? Oh, here's the $20,000 from the "Bull Mullarkey" account.
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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  barda_ehmos on Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:52 am

as anyone want the place, i'm the next ministry of science.

And my first realisation is For Viero
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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  TD260 on Sun Sep 16, 2012 4:18 am

You do realize that I never vacated the position. They just made the the minister of war as well. for the express purpose of me not wanting said position.
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Post  SnakeInABox on Sun Sep 16, 2012 6:23 am

So the logical thing to do would be promote you to full time minister of war.
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Post  TD260 on Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:36 pm

That would be stupid and illogical.
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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Minby_Aran on Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:44 pm

TD, are you questioning the Prime Minister? That's borderline treason and a thought crime.
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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  barda_ehmos on Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:58 pm

from what I've seen, in all countries, a man occupies only one Ministry position.
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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  TD260 on Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:23 pm

Then someone else can be the minister of war.
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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  SnakeInABox on Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:30 pm

Barda makes sense. Ok then, in this time of need, what with Avos' rebellion, and the Kaiserin still on the loose, I herevy declare you are now full time Minister of War. There is no other person good enough for the position, and in this time of weakness we need the best.

And may I introduce our new Minister of Science, Barda


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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Quaetam on Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:31 pm

I find it perfect, a Minister of War who does not enjoy violence (by the way, the title is Minister of Peace now, remember). Seriously, it ensures you have the wisdom to lead, but won't abuse your power. TD, I know you don't believe it, but you're the right man for the job.

Also, we have many people with multiple minister positions. Take Ansem; Minister of Love and Minister of Internal Affairs. Or Weldar, Minister of Truth and Minister of Propaganda (what a combo that is...). While, as GN, I have no true say in the matter, I disagree with your decision to strip him of Ministry of Science, and feel that's something more left to the Royals anyways; do not overstep your bounds, Snake. TD has served our nation long and well in that position, and I fundamentally disagree with stripping him of it. Furthermore, its value as a combo with Ministry of Peace is paramount. Do not forget this.

AVOS where the fuck are you? We need to put an end to this violence. Cease your occupation of whatever the fuck that city name is (IDR) and come meet us to discuss a peace arrangement.
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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  SnakeInABox on Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:38 pm

Quaetam, there seems to be a sort of misunderstanding between us. I have sought to iron this out earlier, but you don't seem to get it.

I am the Prime Minister. The Minister OF MINISTERS. That's my job. I run the people who run this country. If the king wants to overrule me then he can do it, but I am, and always will be, within my bounds to do whatever the hell I please, at least until the King, who is above me, says otherwise.

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Post  Quaetam on Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:42 pm

But at what point do we draw the line? Firing longterm ministers is something that could certainly have longterm effects, especially if the King isn't here in time to censor it.

And regardless of your bounds, do not forget my other point here: TD is the best man for the Ministry of Science. Taking that away from him deprives us of our technological edge, and furthermore weakens our military. Also, it does not do to have the Minister of Peace angry with his nation; we've faced our own army on the battlefield several times now, I'm not keen on seeing that happen again.
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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  barda_ehmos on Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:44 pm

SnakeInABox wrote:... what with Avos' rebellion, and the Kaiserin still on the loose...
the lizard is still alive? :3 yeah, i need to do some tests with it Very Happy
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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  SnakeInABox on Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:50 pm

The Minister of Peace will most certainly not rebel against his own nation, Quaetam, or rather Great Negotiator, if that is what you would like to imply. Yes, he is a man of good science, but science takes time and careful attention to. With this oncoming rebellion, this kingdom needs a full time Minister of Peace (But really it's war), and a competent one at that. Yes, he is a scientific mastermind, but he can use that for the advancements of the army without the science position. I think we have a good thing here, Quaetam. Barda here isn't well understood by most, but if you really pay attention you will see that there is a lot happening in there. I want to try him as the Minister of Science, give him resources, and see where that can take us.
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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  TD260 on Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:53 pm

He is NOT allowed in my laboratories. You've already stained my research enough with your quest for military advantages, I won't let you take my last grasp at true discovery away.


I have worked TOO HARD to maintain this land's science for good. Take that away from me, and what do I have here? A position forced upon me that I do not wish. A land that rejects my desires and forces my hand. Take away my science, and what do you have left? A bitter, hollow shell of a man.
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