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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Doctor Shulk on Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:49 pm

Barda you're not allowed to take over the ministry of science, because that delicate process of you two sharing is what we JUST NEARLY HAD AN INCIDENT OVER AND CAME TO A CAREFUL SOLUTION. :U

I'm surrounded by idiots. /Scar

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Post  Minby_Aran on Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:54 pm

Hey, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. That's why I'm in government.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  TD260 on Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:17 pm

I would appreciate it if we continue to coexist and not try to switch control of departments around.

again.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Doctor Shulk on Tue Sep 25, 2012 7:06 pm

So aside from all the science, I have been focusing on Avalanchian literature. I am pleased to announce my new novel, Five Shades Of Borange, is soon to be released and will be sold at all good bookstores, at the very back in the erotica section. Penned under a psuedonym, naturally.

If there's one thing Avalanchian literature is known for, it's erotica. Why, it's an important part of education that before graduating, Avalanchian children know at least 10 synonyms for 'penis'.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  TD260 on Tue Sep 25, 2012 7:29 pm

what about the 20 euphamisms?

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Doctor Shulk on Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:29 pm

td260 wrote:what about the 20 euphamisms?

That's a requirement for all advanced literature students, as they need to demonstate artful smut writing in order to advance in to literature programs at university.

I mean, what else can you really do with a B.A. in English?

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Post  Minby_Aran on Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:38 pm

What can you do with a B.A. in English?
What is my life going to be?
4 Years of college,
And plenty of knowledge
Have earned me this useless degree.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Doctor Shulk on Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:39 pm

Minby_Aran wrote:What can you do with a B.A. in English?
What is my life going to be?
4 Years of college,
And plenty of knowledge
Have earned me this useless degree.

I can't pay the bills yet, cause I have no skills yet,
the world is a big scary plaaaaa-aaaaace...
but somehow I can't shake,
the feeling I might make,
a difference to the huuu-maaaan raaaace...

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  TD260 on Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:46 pm

Hey look, buddy...
I'm an engineer.
That means I solve problems.
Not problems like, "what is beauty" 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of "philosophy"...
I solve practical problems.
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Degrees in hard science.
Because you want to solve practical problems.

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Post  Quaetam on Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:04 pm

A spah is sappin mah sanity.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Doctor Shulk on Wed Sep 26, 2012 1:08 am

Overexposure to science will do that. Everyone knows that all the terrible things come from space and science.

Thus I am working towards strengthening the arts in Avalanchia. Right now our only sources of pride that are not scientific may be our erotica and our Eurovision contestants, but I am working to change that, starting with education. Languages, history, even mathematics. Avalanchia's scientific developments may be among those of the world leaders, but we can't afford to let everything else become below average.

Isn't that right, kids?

*screen pans to a bunch of tired looking children nodding in a rather forced manner*

Most excellent.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Quaetam on Wed Sep 26, 2012 10:53 pm

Goddamnit guys, going and splitting threads.

What's going on in here anyways? Have we picked a minister to send yet?

And Camilla, excellent work on the propaganda. I feel it will go a long way into making us look like the paradigm of liberal arts schools.....

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Post  Requiem on Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:04 pm

I'm fairly certain that the Prime Minister decided to take the position despite multiple Ministers suggesting otherwise.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  SnakeInABox on Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:07 am


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Post  TD260 on Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:17 am

I still feel that this is a terrible idea,

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Doctor Shulk on Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:34 pm

I think everyone does. But in order to avoid another cabinet fallout I suppose it's best if we just let him go.

Don't worry TD, I'm polite and professional, so if anything goes wrong, you can bet that I have a plan.

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Post  SnakeInABox on Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:41 pm

Wow harshing on my leadership ability what a douche.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Doctor Shulk on Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:52 pm

SnakeInABox wrote:Wow harshing on my leadership ability what a douche.

Snake it's more a worry of WHY ARE WE SENDING THE THREE PEOPLE WITH THE MOST POWER IN TO THE DANGER ZONE

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Fedaykin on Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:57 pm

Doctor Shemp wrote:TO THE DANGER ZONE

THE DANGER ZONE!

Spoiler:

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Doctor Shulk on Thu Sep 27, 2012 5:25 pm

Fedayking wrote:
Doctor Shemp wrote:TO THE DANGER ZONE

THE DANGER ZONE!

Spoiler:

I hoped someone would post that.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  TD260 on Thu Sep 27, 2012 6:51 pm

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY TOOOOOOOOOOOO THEEEEEEEE DAAAAAAAAAAANGER ZOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Doctor Shulk on Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:00 pm


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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Requiem on Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:31 pm

So... What's the official status?

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  nn8n on Wed Dec 26, 2012 9:55 pm

Avos ends his levitation ability next to the meeting table atop one of the higher points in Avalanchia. There was no 'highway' to this danger zone, he really hopes that the others coming to this spot aren't doing so by foot. Although it was where they chose so apparently they will not have any problems reaching this place, maybe there is a passage strait from their kingdom to here who knows. All he really needs to focus on is what may come out of this event, and what needs to be said.

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Re: The Kingdom of AvalanchiaInABox

Post  Vivian Vex on Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:34 pm

*appears on a big screen TV while Viero is relaxing in a bathtub full of green paint*

Greetings my fellow ministers. It has been some time since I last appeared here. I am here to check up on my clones. Both to see if they are doing their job and that they are being taken care of. Thus I request a report from each minister on the status of their health and their work so far.

Other than that. I have started construction on a new theme park. Going by the name G-Block, but I am afraid that some technology I require is not available to me. Which brings me to this next request Minister Tristan. I will have to request I have access to floating platforms, an old man crossed with a goldfish, a portal hole that will lead into outer space and finally a small generator for a room that turns adults into kids and kids into adults.

If I am to have access to this stuff I will permit a lifetime supply of green paint and a free membership which allows for free entry and first dibs on all the rides for life.

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