Re: Favorite lines?

The Meta Knight · The Meta Knight on Mon May 04, 2009 5:28 am

"FUCK YOU!"
~Wario

"You should stop by some time. Maybe, show me your moves."
~Capt. Falcon

"Shake-a the tree... see what-a falls."
~Luigi

"Do you know who I am?"
~Ganondorf

"Have Landmaster, bro?"
"Overpowered like...wooo! We've a future, everyone havin' one!"
~Fox & Wolf

...honestly that Landmaster one absolutely floored me. Each one of those quotes actually made me fall our of my chair. Except for the Luigi quote... that just made me go "Fuck yeah!" Cool

The Ganondorf and Luigi quotes actually have become commonplace in conversations with friends. Oh references... Oddly enough Lakitu's lines have become legendary. We need more Lakitu.

SurgePox · SurgePox on Mon May 04, 2009 5:32 am

I'm surprised that there aren't any lakitu quotes.

smashbro · smashbro on Mon May 04, 2009 5:38 am

SurgePox wrote:I'm surprised that there aren't any lakitu quotes.

"You guys are assholes," is kind of a given.

But everything he says is awesome, so it's kinda hard to single one out without wanting to include them all.

JGH27 · JGH27 on Mon May 04, 2009 5:38 am

"In tonights Where Are They Now Files: The Koopa Kids......'where the fuck are they?!'"

Fobbs McCloud · Fobbs McCloud on Mon May 04, 2009 6:26 am

The Meta Knight wrote:...honestly that Landmaster one absolutely floored me. Each one of those quotes actually made me fall our of my chair. Except for the Luigi quote... that just made me go "Fuck yeah!"

Personally, I think you should get a better chair.

Central Scrutinizer · Central Scrutinizer on Wed May 06, 2009 8:06 pm

Get a haircut

~ Snake

All they found of the kids they ID'd were their internal organs. Tiiinnnnyy guuuttss.

~ Wario (delivery is the best)

How do you prefer it? Tall and thin? Or short and fat?

~ Kirby (can't make out what he says before it though)

Your kingdom will know it's new ruler. And if it doesn't, it will burn. And your princess, oh she wil burn reaaally pretty.

~ Ganondorf

So from this we can only conclude this with one thing. Villain speeches are really awesome.

smashbro · smashbro on Wed May 06, 2009 9:54 pm

Central Scrutinizer wrote:Get a haircut

~ Snake

It was either Marth or Ike that said that (don't remember which). It wasn't Snake, but it was directed to him.

Blue Madness · Blue Madness on Wed May 06, 2009 9:59 pm

'twas Ike.

Central Scrutinizer · Central Scrutinizer on Thu May 07, 2009 9:18 am

smashbro wrote:
It was either Marth or Ike that said that (don't remember which). It wasn't Snake, but it was directed to him.

Actually, that makes that line all the better.

Snake, perptually stuck in the eighties with his lovable mullet. rabbit

Warchamp7 · Warchamp7 on Thu May 07, 2009 12:10 pm

Central Scrutinizer wrote:How do you prefer it? Tall and thin? Or short and fat?
~ Kirby (can't make out what he says before it though)

With the kingdom crumbling around you, you must need to work out your aggression in the name of service to the people.

So, tell me Princess Peach. When it is your peach that people are servicing, how do you prefer it? Tall and thin? Or short and fat?

Spontaneous Combustion · Spontaneous Combustion on Fri May 08, 2009 4:39 pm

...okay now. Seriously:

"Keep away from the cell. Don't look him directly in the eyes and do not tell him anything personal. I'll be here...watching..."
-Meta Knight (Awesome delivery)

"This war is coming. It's not up to me. The penguin and the turtle are crying out for the city's blood...and the cops are too busy fucking liberty to stop it."
-Ganondorf

"The police...they come in...they find a Pokeball on the desk! And when they open it up...boom! Intestines, everywhere!"
-Wario:

zach also rises · zach also rises on Fri May 08, 2009 7:55 pm

ahem (chokefucking liberty)

FelinaofL2 · FelinaofL2 on Fri May 08, 2009 8:54 pm

"You ever seen a plunger in these hands?!" - Mario

"Don't go mucking around in my kingdom too late." - Link

"Hey, that's my bike!" - Lil' Mac (Classic)

"Up for a ride to the rupee district, kid?" - Samus (Hard to pick, I love all her lines)

"Boss is out tonight." (and) "Hush, Angel." -Capt. Falcon

"It used to be so easy: stomp on the bad guys, collect the power-ups, save-a the princess." - Luigi

"And your princess, ohhh she'll burn REAL pretty." - Ganondorf (Love the delivery)

"You are playing big man on wrong streets. Marching away, piglets." - Fox (Russian accent FTW)

jwla · jwla on Fri May 08, 2009 9:00 pm

FelinaofL2 wrote:"Hey, that's my bike!" - Lil' Mac (Classic)

I nearly died when I saw that part. Too damned funny!

NekoSenpai · NekoSenpai on Fri May 08, 2009 9:33 pm

- Don't worry boys, I'll protect ya ! - Samus

- Hush, Angel !
- Come back sometimes, maybe show me your moves ! - Captain Falcon

- Do you know who I am ?
- You ever heard of Hyrule my friend ? - Ganondorf

- Goddamn hippy, I fucking fought to this country and you treat me like this you fucking piece of shit !
- It's show time ! - Snake

- You'll be shutting up now, we got company ... - Wolf

- You're a long way from castle, pretty boys !
- You're playing big men on the wrong streets. Marching away piglets ... - Fox

- Get a haircut
- Hold your tongue, furry ! - Ike

- Perhaps you should take a lesson from your pathetic brother and let the real heroes do their job. - Marth