Favorite lines?

could it be possible to have the scipt to download in the download section of the site. Time to time I got problem to get what they say. But if it to much of a problem forget about it, but i'm preaty sure you already got them type out on a pc. It would be really nice of you.

Really big thank from a frenchy who don't get english to good.

SurgePox wrote:We've requested that before, but it is in shady legal territory since the escapist owns all the rights to an episode, and that could include the script.

do you thing we can ask the escapist to do it on there site?

"I can only imagine how you must of felt...when I ate your princess, I wore her head like a hat and danced through the streets..."

This line sent a shiver in addition to the bit with Nana licking the mallet.

And...

"They say shame can be a powerful aphrodisiac. With a belittling brother like yours, you're surely no stranger to the arousing flesh of humiliation. When you lost one princess and took up with the next, was it Peach you wanted, or was she the crusty sock into which you relieved your shame? Could you get off without hearing Daisy's final death cries? Tell me, Luigi, when they find your second royal lover cut to ribbons in the gutter, how many whores will it take you-" (in which he is then interrupted by Luigi)

Loved the delivery on this, myself.

Mario to Pit: "You slow us down, and i'll rip off you FUCKING wings!!"

Luigi to Mario: "Times have changed. Can't do it alone anymore."
Mario to Luigi: "Alone? There are two Super Mario Brothers."

Wario to Luigi: "Hold your head up and whatever you do...don't...cry. They get off on it."

In episode 3, Red: "Come on, Charizard, let's go get you some kittens! " I laugh every time I hear it.

(Joined the site so I could throw these in)

"And whose fault is that? Maybe if you were man enough to keep your partner out of the ER, you wouldn't have had that little bitch fit in the pipe." -Zelda, I think the line plays to her character

"Maximum tomato extract is not easy to come by." -Link, which I liked the line because it linked the Red Potion to Dreamland's tomatoes

Basically anything Captain Falcon says

The beginning of the interrogation scene.

Ok sorry to get this thread off topic.
I don't really have a favorite line. But I do have LEAST favorite lines.
" It wont be a melee it will be a brawl"
And " No Mario, this game is over!"
Its just sooooooo cheesy and kinda ruins the mood.

I feel the same for the Melee line (and actually, even Zach himself does), but I liked Pauline's "this game is over".

Blue Madness wrote:I feel the same for the Melee line (and actually, even Zach himself does), but I liked Pauline's "this game is over".

I just felt like someone else could of said it. I did not like how it was delivered.

"This kingdom now has no princess... no law..." FINAL DESTINATION

jumpwhitebean, why are you bringing your negativity in here? that's not how things are done.

Best line I've heard from the series was from the latest, wasn't deep but it got me laughing so hard I needed to stop watching the video for a sec, then rewind it and watch it a few more times:

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, NAVI!"