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Post  Xiaping on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:27 pm

Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here!
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Post  Minby_Aran on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:29 pm

Number one, the Larch!
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Post  TheTJ on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:29 pm

You see?! You see?! Violence inherit in the system!

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
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Post  Xiaping on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:30 pm

"The Castle of Aaaauuuggghhhh"
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Post  DRTJR on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:31 pm

Your Father was a hamster and your mother smelled of Elderberriy

I Fart in your general direction.
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Post  Xiaping on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:33 pm

And as the Black Beast lurched forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless, when suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack!
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Post  Minby_Aran on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:36 pm

I never wanted to be a barber... I've always wanted to be... A lumberjack!
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Post  Bugman on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:38 pm

Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
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Post  Xiaping on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:38 pm

Tis but a scratch
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Post  DRTJR on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:38 pm

and now for something Completely different
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Post  TheTJ on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:38 pm

And here is the scene with the witch (Done from memory).

Town: "A witch! A Witch!"
Knight: "And how do you know she is a witch?
Town: "Well she looks like one!"
Witch: "THEY dressed me like this."
Knight: "Did you?"
Town: "No no no no. Yes. All right, we did do the nose, and the clothes, but she has got a wart."
Knight: "And what makes you think she's a witch?"
Town: "She turned me into a NEWT!"
Knight: "... A newt?"
Town: "..............I got better...... BURN her anyway!"
Knight: "Tell me, do witches sink?"
Town: "No, no they float. They FLOAT! Throw her into the river!"
Knight: "No no. Now tell me, what also floats in water?"
Town: "Uhh... Apples. Pebbles. Very Small rocks. Lead. Churches, churches!"
King: "A DUCK!"
Knight: "Exactly! So logically..."
Town: "If... she weighs the same... as a duck..... she's made of wood."
Knight: "And therefore?..."
Town: "......BURN HER!"
Knight: "We shall use my largest scales."
*One weighing later*
Witch: "Well, it's a fair cop."
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Post  Xiaping on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:40 pm

King Arthur: Can we come up and have a look?
French Soldier: Of course not. You're English types.
King Arthur: What are you then?
French Soldier: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England?
French Soldier: Mind your own business.
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Post  DRTJR on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:41 pm

I'M Invincible!
you're a loney
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Post  Xiaping on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:43 pm

well, now Launcelot, Galahad, and I, wait until nightfall, and thn leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise - not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
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Post  Bugman on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:44 pm

"Right there!"
"Behind the rabbit?"
"It is the rabbit!"
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Post  TheTJ on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:44 pm

It's da Bishop!
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Post  Omicron Austin on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:46 pm

Monty Python I+Fart+In+Your+General+Direction

You and your kkkkkkkkkkkkniggits!
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Post  DRTJR on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:51 pm

I can't make this funnier
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Post  TheTJ on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:54 pm

Please! Please! We must all remember our true enemy!
The JUDEAN PEOPLE'S FRONT!
No no no! The ROMANS!
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Post  Minby_Aran on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:55 pm

Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark.
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Post  DRTJR on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:58 pm

*GASP*AIR HeHe I need Ha Air...
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Post  Xiaping on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:59 pm

Every sperm is sacred...
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Post  Minby_Aran on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:59 pm

He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. If you hadn't have nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies. He's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot!
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Post  Omicron Austin on Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:01 pm

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Post  DRTJR on Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:05 pm


this...cake is good enough for Jehovah.
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