A Very Lonely Christmas!

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A Very Lonely Christmas! Empty A Very Lonely Christmas!

Post  JGH27 on Sun Nov 30, 2014 12:17 am

I'm shooting a 'commercial' to air in my newscast Thursday promoting my shows new Christmas Album.

The Single Scene Presents:
A Very Lonely Christmas

Such classics as:

The 12 Drinks of Christmas (16 seconds)

On the Sixth Day of Christmas the Barkeep served to me:
6 Jello Shooters
4 Rum and Cokes
3 Bloody Mary's
2 White Russian's
And A Flaming Lamborghini

Blue Balled Christmas (Without You) (13 seconds)

I'll have a blue balled Christmas without you.
They'll be blue when I'm thinking about you.

Silver and Gold (17 seconds)

Silver and Gold
Silver and Gold
She only wishes for Silver and Gold
Its how she judged my worth
But then she left me... over my girth

Oh Lonely Night

Oh lonely night! My wife finally left me
For the man who lives down the street
She was tired of my heavy drinking
She knew I was financially sinking
To FACE the final DEMON

Rudolph The Blue Balled Reindeer (25 seconds)

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall the most neglected reindeer of all...

Rudolph the Blue Balled Reindeer
Had very blue balls
And if you ever saw them
You'd even say they're small

And more!

Full line up:

“Oh Lonely Night”

“Rudolph the Blue Balled Reindeer”

“Deck Her Halls and be Jolly”

“Mistletoe and Holly”

“Let Her Blow, Let Her Blow, Let Her Blow”

“Blue Balled Christmas (Without You)”

“The 12 Drinks of Christmas”

“It's the Most Wonderful Time to Drink Beer”

“Little Jack Frost Got Off”

“Mr. Inch”
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